One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
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cool poem Owen, enjoyed reading it, I think this'll do to my teacher..
hi,hi,hi...
What was for me ... oh! That nice 'go figure' expression Ah Geyess ;o)
Cos I doubt you'd expect to see me carrying a duct tape 'purse'.
come back froggy and give maria.m some strip tease, *pulling out his towel*..lol...li'l secret will be again exposed..:D :D
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Don't worry Owen. Nobody is going to hunt you. Even Frog decided to hop out. (Hey Frog ! I meant it playfully). Unless he decides to get another signature and strip tease. That would be trouble, 'cause I'll run out of cash.
I have none to blame than me lol I got into girly thread :D Fair enough Maria :)
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
nothing like having to get alcohol to remove that sticky gummy stuff left after tape is removed. That's really what the beauty pagent girls used to use to hold things in place for the swimsuit and evening gown competition way back in the stone age...used to, and probably still do, use Preparation H for under eye bags, and slick their front teeth with vaseline so their lips wouldn't stick when they smiled. Ahhh the things we do for beauty...
And..have you ever seen the handbags they make from duct tape?? they are so funny looking but for whatever reason, people buy them! go figure...(yes, Jauntie..that was for you!)
maria.m..i have been to enough troubles, and yes it is fun for quite some times..but girl, i am afraind being hunt by it (specially here in QL..lol)...:D
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hmmmm..mom scarlett? ever tried duct tape?...*ear pulling coming soon*..:D
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works for other parts as well...and can also be used around the house as a repair tape..multipurpose!!! And, MUCH cheaper than surgery!
nice prayer-thread, Madam O .. ;o)
Frog Frog Frog. The best way to lift your butt is to get a kick up your a**. Ouch !!! LOL.
Owen, trouble is fun, at times.
lol..right on that...maria.m, you are again draggin me into a situation where we will be in trouble later on...:D in fact i have received again PM's coz of this thread..
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And please lift my butt before it sags.
lol
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Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
Owen, men are a laughing stock. I mean they do make a fool of themselves, every now and then, especially when they are trying to impress a female. Just observe them and have a hearty laugh.
lol...some colleague forwarded this to me and thought of posting it here...hmmmmm, for me it is really important that a man makes me laugh..:)
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Sagging B**bs, pot belly.... why do we need to fret. Whatever happened to cosmetic surgery ? Btw Owen, good humour.