One Wish
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it a genie appeared. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill.
So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the pavement that would be needed, the ecology that would be disturbed. I am afraid sir, that is just too much to ask"
The man agreed and thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one thing that i have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"
"KEEP SMILE"
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lol i was thinkin more on thorough bred persian cats..........meowwww, purrrr
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
lol thorough breed but so bad that sounds like a horse nit my type to describe a lady
so ypu mean i am but a half bred??no no i am a thorough bred ...........lol
ife's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
hmmm to be really human ..... would be great
your most welcome chupa...........(we are after all only human)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
women's heads are empty...
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
sooooo sweet thanks mom the feeling is mutual
it does indeed doesnt it chupa.........sings>how can i live without you, i want to knowwwwwwwwwww..............(chokes)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
goes both ways mom
into a male's skull as his brain is usually below his belt, therefore leaving the skull entirely empty.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
is it true that ya cant live without us and ya cant live with us??
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
OH! WOMEN, WOMEN!!!
2nd hardest thing to do, besides understand us women...better stick to that bridge...
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. --Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
are we such complicated creatures???
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
You can measure the depth of a sea but can not a women..
wehehehehehe..building a road is much easier than understanding a woman huh?...right on that....(at some point, even i myself, couldn't understand me..lol)
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
How easy to find the road to Hawai and understand women lol
haha liked tht 1!!
lol
My wish would be for QLers to stick on topic :D
Now where's my road to Hawaii?
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