PRISON VS WORK
kind of true..
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of
your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your
time in an 8X8
cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you get a break for one meal
and you have to pay for
it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good
behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good
behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must often carry a
security card and open all the
doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you could get fired for
watching TV and playing
games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share the toilet
with some people who peed
on
the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and
friends to visit.
AT WORK - you aren't even supposed to
speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all your
expenses to go to work, and
they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life
inside bars wanting to
get
out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time
wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic
wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers.
Now get back to work. You're not getting
paid to check bulletins!!! LOL...;-P
you dint understand me ? just kidding man.
Then you have all the facilities ;P
I am one step above than GM.
better than both prison and work under someone is to own a company or at least be the general manager, then you will get all facilities ;P
Thanks for asking .. call me any time to arrange that together ..
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nice to hear ur ok....
maybe we can go outside before i leave ?
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life is always going on buddy ...
how is everything?
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yah...afraid of something..hahahaaa
hows life ?
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hi there escaping running Rat ..
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doesnt apply for my hubby. He have his own office with toilet, and he always goes on site. :-)
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that was really funny ...
but where is that prison where every one has his own toilette ..
r u talking about that metal buckle ..
but u forgot to add one more thing ...
u r at work for 8 hrs and in the 16 ours u r free to do wut u want ...
In prison u r 24/7 and u cannot get out .. or have a week end ..
another one:
At Work u should wake up for work early in the morning .. like 6 clock
In Prison .. u can wake up whenever u want .. but u will lose ur breakfast meal .. but who cares ..
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no !!! im not teasing you...i need some tour guide...hahahaaaaa (joke)..
i need some new place to go... its to boring at home...
if you have time only...just PM me.
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im fine..tnx.....
just busy playing with my pets.
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he he r u teasing me? why not sure.come on.
hello ...maybe if you have time..can you tour me in doha ? i'll drive.
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hi sinned how r u?\
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good morning jax13,i am also jocking.
Hamlet dont do too hard.its so hot outside.take some rest.he he he
have a nice day.
i should have steal the 1.5m and live in prison.
i should have steal the 1.5m and live in prison.
good morning sentibhim....my work load today make your poroposal sounds tempting
just thought it was funny ;-P
-jb-
ok jax13,than why u r working ? .go to the prison.See the guard with ur seduce eye.