A question for Macho Men
Gentlemen, Hypothetically speaking, say, if you go for a sports or deep tissue massage and the masseur/masseuse was a little too gentle to start with and you tell them to massage you as hard as possible...
If you underestimated their strength and it then hurts like a *&(%^&...,
do you...
a) Tell them you were wrong and a big baby and that it hurts too much so could they please ingnore your 1st request and be gentle
or
b) Act Macho, grind your teeth and take the pain like a man, given that it was you who initially told them to do it a hard as they can?
(...hypothetically of course...)
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You can't teach experience...
right MP, will take note on that one...
hhhmmm.... checking....... check.........
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
now, he is the clear, literal description of a "man who's got no balls"!!! lol
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
lol, served him right, breaking into the house...
With the beer belly, be very careful of the sack.. You might lose something .. as this poor fellow..
November 2007, Russia) Late one night, Eduard entered the apartment of a 30-year-old handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the valuables. Eduard was preparing to leave when suddenly the man woke up.
"I couldn't believe my eyes! The dark shape of some goon was standing next to my nightstand!" recalls the burglary victim. "I cried out and he attacked me, who was defenseless, with his fists! I had no choice. I hit him between the legs with my crutch, and he leapt out the window. Thank God I live on the first floor, and he did not die from the fall.
"I didn't understand at first what had fallen out of his pants. When I looked closer, I realized that it was a testicle, a man's testicle! I put it in cold water, and rushed to the phone." The handicapped man dialed the emergency services several times, but "the doctors hung up on me when I told them I had ripped a burglar's balls off!"
Half an hour later, the blood-covered thief was found by a passerby, who called the police. "An unconscious man was lying on the sidewalk," said the police investigator. "When the medics revived him, he started screaming hysterically, 'Give me back my balls!'"
Eduard's genitals were so traumatized that doctors had to amputate the entire scrotum to prevent gangrene. In the hospital, the burglar filed a complaint against his victim. He said, "I will never forgive him!"
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
your probablky right brit...
Beckam probaly has people do the waxing for him also.. Not a pretty sight I should think..
yep, he's a whoosie alright...
Hes nothing but an oxygen thief....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
all housework brutus,..of course, he cant do it by himself coz he's got money to pay people to do that for him..and putting the toilet seat down,lol... :P
Like what MJ?? (hhhmm..... can do any chores)
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
of course he cant MP... he probably has people to do that for him.., along with other chores that he cant do by himself..
None whatsoever. I bet he cant iron or do the housework....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
that David Beckham is a pretty girlyboy. ;)
lol MP..
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
jamille is my precious 4-year-old MP...
Where does the Jamille bit come into it ?
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
lol MP,..no arguments....but do call me MJ... ;)
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
lol MP.. it's like an answer during a press conference or something... ;)
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Nice way to go MP.. (hhhmmm..... really refreshing.. going baldie)
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
lol labda...
If Beckham can do it, then why not you..
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
LOL, I knew your lawnmower would come in handy.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Well..with a good masseur/masseuse the question does not arise...they know the pressure points n how much to go where and do accordingly. But it changes if u hav gone to fix/set something. It does hurt, but then u dont hav an option! (ofcourse u hav an option to scream with all u got in ur lungs n wake up the dead!)
Had once gone to fix a twisted ankle...all was fine initially, in fact i thot he was too gentle and then all of a sudden a white hot pain went all the way to my head n back....but yeah he did a gud job of fixin it!
Mr. Paul just go baldie then! :O
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Having to sit there, tackle out, with a pair of small scissors, trying to carefully negotiate the extraction of said items, without causing futher damage....
Tricky, i can tell ya.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
lol MP...
having babies is the worse pain ever....Try catching yer todger in yer flies....
A whole new defination of pain and suffering !
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Mr. Paul, we dont want you going down for statutory rape do we now??!
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Not a bloke..
I usually take the pain when that happens. I figure it still relieves my muscle fatigue which is better then a person with a soft touch. Besides wouldn't want them to think I'm a wimp ;)
Maryum : Umm Hasan bint Abdullah Alshabrawishi
But hey, im not too fussy on the age issue...
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Drats I dont qualify, Im not even of consenting age!!! :P
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:D
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Well you're only as old as you feel Mr. Paul. Chin up.
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no you're not....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Mr. Paul, I'll have to ask my great-grandfather...
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Google it or ask yer parents,girls and boys.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!
Skanky, if you want I have a great sugar wax recipe ;)
Probably a Matchbox LOL
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
Tig pushed a car ? What was it, a toy car ?
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Are there any machowoman???
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
lol labda....anytime...
mjamille, why thank you (blushes) :P
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Pain is just weakness leaving the body.....
LOL! Ther's no such thing as Macho men! Men have a very low thresh hold for pain. They're such whoosies.
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
awwww QT...better say than regret later on, you might end up in a hospital due to broken bones (if ever)... be honest and let it out that "hell man, that hurts! can you make it gentle?!".. :D
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i like your style labda.....lol
Good morning hun....let them bring it on, Im in that kinda mood haha
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see MP, i knew there was an exception...just had to ask....lol watch out for angry protesters labda,..good morning..
yeah mjamille, Mr. Paul but NO ONE ELSE I say :P
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labda, any exceptions on the "whoosies" category? :P
whoosies huh... lol
thats because Tig is in Peak Physical Condition..and his body is very finely tuned....
well that is what he tells us...!
he did manage to push a car that had run out of petrol the other day...
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
hahahahah, macho men....they're extinct!!! They are all metrosexual whoosies now.
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death....The big girls blouse !
:D
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
lol,..certainly not us....
yes but who are they fooling?
we all know men have a really low pain thresh hold and thats why they get all weedy and whingy with the slightest illness.
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
most men would, just pretend they are not affected at all and just grit their teeth...they wouldn't want anybody else to know they couldn't take the pain.... :P
You have pain.... suck it up and get on with life....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Only Macho boys who are professional athletes have massages because it is part of their work remit.... other men dont.
Wussy girls blouse ;)
MP.. are you sure about it?? How about jocks?
Cheers mate.
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Now, get a grip of yerself, stop crying like a big girls blouse and get on with it...
Yer big nance....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
Nahh... I'll tell him to let up a bit....
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Am just in gay mode this days...
Ask me for waxing my legs or any other painful activities to keep the beauty on me LOL.
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
when it was too soft i told. so i dont think telling to be soft when it gets to hard would be embarrassing.
I would just tell him/her that it was too painful and to go easy..
to tell them what you want...coz you're paying for that...irregardless whether MACHO or METROSEXUAL...
:P
It's always the chinese masseurs/masseuses that hurt the most!
:(
In Beijing there was this physiotherapist, Malaysian-Chinese he was, who prided himself on giving the most painful physio. What a bastard he was! Took all my courage to walk into the clinic!
...as I ain't macho a body.
But as of my experience in having a massage, I never tell them they're wrong. Actually, taking the pain IS better and feels relaxing and soothing after taking it...that's the purpose of the massage. To snap the body pains out of your body...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach