Raccoon bites off man's manhood..:(
By Formatted Soul •
Raccoon bites off perverts penis
A raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified animal.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with," said one friend.
You mess withe racoon, you get the bite.
Awww!
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call me ONE.
Ok ok.. I've stopped laughing... it was a drunken weekend and he was intoxicated and didn't really know what he was doing. At least he was honest in telling the surgeons the truth without hiding any embarrassing details... or maybe he was still inebriated.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
watch out from the racoon boys!!!!!! or woman. cos we also got teeth.
Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand
good for him. how i wish the racoon bit it off completely then hid the p*$s behind some grass so it could not be surgically re-attached..that would really served him right..
what is surprising..is that this man has the courage and nreve to talk to people about it!!
do you think he should be execused to have done it under alcohol effect?
what a faithful raccoon lol
Keith, nothing is bizzare nowadays. what you think about one DONKEY was raped by man!! yes donkey and male donkey though!! unbeleivable but true...no need to mention where was it happened
Serves him right...
and poor animal (the racoon), she must be in trauma right now :-P
Bizarre story anyway. Dont know what else to say on it.
its high time for you both to stop hijacking topics.
Thank you.
The surgeons in Qatar will then have a similar education in attempting to sew back certain body parts. Training for victims of those who might take Lorena Bobbit's advice to settle their own private matters.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
Im not so surprised to see so many uncontroversial topics after some of the really ugly name calling and downright nasty conduct that followed some of the postings recently.
IMHO.
all i have is female camels
and tomorrow only females will go to that place
MEN WONT BE ALLOWED :)
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. The current trend is in posting nasty assaults on men, women, animals, etc.
But ... way to go, Ms. Racoon!!!
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
This is what heppening in this world these days...other than job loss and reccession... sad but true!
maybe the next will be camel raped
Darude, nice summary. i was thinking of the same thing. it's getting to be sickening...
what kind of topics do i see these days on QL
man raped
woman raped
sex change
DH belongs to me
and now Racoon bittin .
hmm whats next ???
Read properly...it was a female Rocoon
Some humans are worst than animals..he should be caged next to the Roccoon..indeed a rare species..lol
looolllllllzz
Hats off or i must say Tails up to tat great Racoon .....:)
They should send some of these creatures to that place where that 46 idiots were..lol
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Way to go raccoon!
.Racoon bites off man's manhood..:(
lol, gay racoon, lol
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