The Seven Kinds of [deleted by mod]

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* this is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night? (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And, last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

HEY. I'm up to the 8th kind - and you don't want to know what that is!

By HAPPYDAY• 30 May 2008 01:10
HAPPYDAY

i still wana know number 8!!!! comeon its after 1 am! only over 18s here anyway! and mr (mod) u should be sleeping and wake early to remove all the naughty stuff! lol

By KellysHeroes• 30 May 2008 01:06
KellysHeroes

I was? Thought am still

 

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By KellysHeroes• 30 May 2008 01:05
KellysHeroes

[this post has broken our guidelines by using bad language - you will be removed from QL if this continues]

 

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By HAPPYDAY• 30 May 2008 00:50
HAPPYDAY

kelly looks like u were 2 naughty! (mod) ur a spoil sport!

By KellysHeroes• 30 May 2008 00:34
KellysHeroes

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By Snowstorm• 29 May 2008 23:09
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Snowstorm

 

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By Klos• 29 May 2008 20:12
Klos

Tell more about # 8

By Ganda• 29 May 2008 20:03
Ganda

" if we are not part of the SOLUTION, then we are the PROBLEM "

By anonymous• 29 May 2008 20:03
anonymous

HEY! I said it lol

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By anonymous• 29 May 2008 20:02
anonymous

lol, Jauntie, I meant whats that...as in sex..whats that lol....ie. married with a toddler lol

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By jauntie• 29 May 2008 20:00
jauntie

I was commenting on the word being deleted from the heading of this thread by a moderator.

By jauntie• 29 May 2008 19:59
jauntie

There! I've said it. Innocent looking little word isn't it.

Can't imagine why a 'mod' decided to delete it from the heading - too ridiculous really, since the whole thread was jokey and quite inoffensive to anyone with normal sensibilities.

By anonymous• 29 May 2008 19:59
anonymous

sorry i'm lost....what does that mean lol

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By wmhizon• 29 May 2008 12:02
wmhizon

hhhhmmm... very educational! lol!=p

 

 

 

 

"Even if LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."

By thexonic• 29 May 2008 10:44
Rating: 4/5
thexonic

The 7 kinds of [Deleted by mod]

hahaha nice one kh :P

"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"

By HAPPYDAY• 29 May 2008 10:42
HAPPYDAY

hehe made me smile :)

By spicemom• 29 May 2008 10:30
spicemom

chop chop there goes that taboo word.........imagine what would happen if there were pics to go with it.........OMG

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By abohmaid• 29 May 2008 10:05
abohmaid

next time support with photo

By King Edshel• 29 May 2008 10:03
Rating: 4/5
King Edshel

I still can see it and post also there, hat is happening? Good AM to you KH .. have a nice and pleasant day :)

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

By KellysHeroes• 29 May 2008 09:56
KellysHeroes

That one would need a special apron which is not available in the local market

 

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By anonymous• 29 May 2008 09:55
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

APPLICATION SEX.

The only sex you get is in satisfaction of filling up Male/Female against the SEX (?) query in an Application Form !!!

By KellysHeroes• 29 May 2008 09:54
KellysHeroes

I know about a language school: "Mind your Language"

Wonder if a sex school would be called: "Mind your Sex"?

 

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By Bastook• 29 May 2008 09:54
Rating: 4/5
Bastook

I hoping for that

In the Cookies of Life, FRIENDS are the Chocolate Chips

www.bastook.com

By spicemom• 29 May 2008 09:50
spicemom

thank you and GM kh VERY informative and yay i learnt somethin new this morning........:O)

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

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