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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* this is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night? (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And, last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
HEY. I'm up to the 8th kind - and you don't want to know what that is!
i still wana know number 8!!!! comeon its after 1 am! only over 18s here anyway! and mr (mod) u should be sleeping and wake early to remove all the naughty stuff! lol
I was? Thought am still
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kelly looks like u were 2 naughty! (mod) ur a spoil sport!
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YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Tell more about # 8
" if we are not part of the SOLUTION, then we are the PROBLEM "
HEY! I said it lol
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
lol, Jauntie, I meant whats that...as in sex..whats that lol....ie. married with a toddler lol
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
I was commenting on the word being deleted from the heading of this thread by a moderator.
There! I've said it. Innocent looking little word isn't it.
Can't imagine why a 'mod' decided to delete it from the heading - too ridiculous really, since the whole thread was jokey and quite inoffensive to anyone with normal sensibilities.
sorry i'm lost....what does that mean lol
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
hhhhmmm... very educational! lol!=p
"Even if LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."
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hahaha nice one kh :P
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
hehe made me smile :)
chop chop there goes that taboo word.........imagine what would happen if there were pics to go with it.........OMG
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
next time support with photo
I still can see it and post also there, hat is happening? Good AM to you KH .. have a nice and pleasant day :)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
That one would need a special apron which is not available in the local market
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APPLICATION SEX.
The only sex you get is in satisfaction of filling up Male/Female against the SEX (?) query in an Application Form !!!
I know about a language school: "Mind your Language"
Wonder if a sex school would be called: "Mind your Sex"?
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I hoping for that
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thank you and GM kh VERY informative and yay i learnt somethin new this morning........:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......