A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

A very
self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his
generation.

"You grew up in a
different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud
enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up
with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen
cars, computers with light-speed processing .....and, " pausing to take
another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son.
We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them.
Now, you arrogant little s***, what are you doing for the next
generation?"

The applause was
resounding...