To ridicule any aspect of Islam can lead a person to apostasy:
Allah said (S9 A65-66): "And if you (O Muhammad) question them, they (the hypocrites) will say: "We were only talking idly and jesting." Say (to them o Muhammad), "What, then were you mocking Allah and His Signs and His Messenger. Make no excuse you have disbelieved after you have believed."
Allah also says:
"Leave alone those who take their religion to be mere play and amusement, and are deceived by the life of this world. But proclaim this: that every soul delivers itself to ruin by its own acts…"[6:70]
So don't waste your time with these types of people. It's not us that they have a problem with. It's the message of Islam.Allah has shown us their "true colors."
I remember that that Afghan bloke had the same picture, and I see it might be easier to resurect yourself after banning ( coz you are sure that as eggs is eggs it's going to happen) to use arabic script. But that Afghan guy had a very distinctive grasp of english which you don't have.
welcome back
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in the other guy’s hat. Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you realize that this is a Christian country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."
The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the guy holding the Cross and says, "Hymie, look who's trying to teach us Marketing."
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
Heero there are many such topics that are not muslim related on QL, even the one you mention. Usually all the topics are not muslim related but provided that some one dont twist the topic and specifically attack any religion because of personal grudge it is not for just Islam only as there are people from all religions here on the QL.
Islamic teaching is not supposed to be forced on other religion on some one else, nor radicule some other's religion because we believe that to us be our way to others be their's, nothing to be forced.
All non muslims should have religious freedom in Islamic society and it is the teaching of Islam. These are all the basic manners for the all the QL memenbers to not to offend each in this regard but yes they can discuss any other thing they want.
Real some: I agree that Islam is religion and culture.
Merry can: I advise you to see Life of Brian from Monthy Python, it's the best way to explain what i mean with religious matters, hope i haven't offended you in anyway.
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
the book 'The Name of the Rose' by Umberto Ecco - there a special council of Franciscan monks was set up to debate the poverty of jesus (based on fact I believe) entilted 'Did jesus own a purse?'
So using the bible, Qu'ran and hadiths could we have a debate on 'Did jesus or mohammed ever tell a joke?' and "What was it?'
Bet it was a knock-knock joke!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
Plato, how are you doing buddy? to clarify you Islam is not only a religion but a culture too. so that answer it. and yes if we dont take it seriously we wouldnt have been able to get the exact message today delivered by the prophet (pbuh) 14oo years ago.
and we dont only take Allah and Muhammed(pbuh) seriously but all religious figures including all the prophets like Jesus(pbuh).
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
Merry Can: We have some laughs at religious themes, not because we don't belive them but because we laugh a lot about other aspects of our life, i would say that's a question of culture, not religion.
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Plato to laugh at Allaah or any prophet or messenger (mockingly) is seen as disbelief. There are special circumstances (as far as punishment) for the individual who even says this and then repent from it (In a Muslim state under the law). I would have to look at what it exactly is but I remember reading this.
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
Realsome: Laughing with some stuff related to holy figures isn't disrespect, but just a way to have a laugh but i do understand that's hard for a muslim because religion is taken too serious by most of them, and no, this is not an attack to anyone/anything, just a fact.
Wish you a nice weekend buddy :)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Abu had a 'your momma' joke thread going a while back....
Muslim Humor...?
Well some of laugh about the Turks and some other Hanafees with what seems to be 'aerobics' salaat (prayer)...
I know this guy who went into a bathroom at a mosque in the Middle East and when taking a leak found some excrement on the tip of his sandal from the person who used it before him.... I probably laughed for a day or 2 at that one... you should've seen his face!
But I think maybe a lot of it is you have to be Muslim to get it
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
Did you perchance come up with your nickname from Betty Davis in the film Mommy Dearest? U C she was an evil ugly old hag so perhaps ones choice is a little harsh? Zippydooo! Love the gin! Hic!
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To ridicule any aspect of Islam can lead a person to apostasy:
Allah said (S9 A65-66): "And if you (O Muhammad) question them, they (the hypocrites) will say: "We were only talking idly and jesting." Say (to them o Muhammad), "What, then were you mocking Allah and His Signs and His Messenger. Make no excuse you have disbelieved after you have believed."
Allah also says:
"Leave alone those who take their religion to be mere play and amusement, and are deceived by the life of this world. But proclaim this: that every soul delivers itself to ruin by its own acts…"[6:70]
So don't waste your time with these types of people. It's not us that they have a problem with. It's the message of Islam.Allah has shown us their "true colors."
I mean *bonkers* wierd
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
I remember that that Afghan bloke had the same picture, and I see it might be easier to resurect yourself after banning ( coz you are sure that as eggs is eggs it's going to happen) to use arabic script. But that Afghan guy had a very distinctive grasp of english which you don't have.
welcome back
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in the other guy’s hat. Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you realize that this is a Christian country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."
The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the guy holding the Cross and says, "Hymie, look who's trying to teach us Marketing."
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
A jew walks into a bar , get it ,.........didnt think so
i guess you are just too concentrated on muslim topics that you fail to notice non-muslim threads.. :)
this is a muslim country, logical to majority talk about muslim/islam..
or you can start it off by creating a non-muslim topic..
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Heero there are many such topics that are not muslim related on QL, even the one you mention. Usually all the topics are not muslim related but provided that some one dont twist the topic and specifically attack any religion because of personal grudge it is not for just Islam only as there are people from all religions here on the QL.
Islamic teaching is not supposed to be forced on other religion on some one else, nor radicule some other's religion because we believe that to us be our way to others be their's, nothing to be forced.
All non muslims should have religious freedom in Islamic society and it is the teaching of Islam. These are all the basic manners for the all the QL memenbers to not to offend each in this regard but yes they can discuss any other thing they want.
"To ridicule any aspect of Islam can lead a person to apostasy:"
Apostasy is that easy? Sure is built on firm foundations then.
Have a bit more faith surely.
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
and most of impostant you are sitting in a muslim society...
Just getting back to the topic, the 'Sausages' thread (and many other threads) are not muslim related if you care to look for them.
Everything is "Muslim related" for 1.3 billion Muslims, nothing is "Muslim related" for the other 5.2 billion people.
This Christian is certainly not making fun of Jesus. Let me be very clear on that.
------------Virgos dont like chaos, gerrit? ----------
so what you are saying is Christians make fun of Jesus but the Muslims don't make fun of their God... such spoil sports these Muslims...????
Post done :)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Adey: Great Idea :)
Mind me doing that post or will you do it?
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Real some: I agree that Islam is religion and culture.
Merry can: I advise you to see Life of Brian from Monthy Python, it's the best way to explain what i mean with religious matters, hope i haven't offended you in anyway.
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
the book 'The Name of the Rose' by Umberto Ecco - there a special council of Franciscan monks was set up to debate the poverty of jesus (based on fact I believe) entilted 'Did jesus own a purse?'
So using the bible, Qu'ran and hadiths could we have a debate on 'Did jesus or mohammed ever tell a joke?' and "What was it?'
Bet it was a knock-knock joke!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Plato and what would you intend by 'religious themes'?
Islam is not (supposed to be) culture. They are 2 distinct things.
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
Plato, how are you doing buddy? to clarify you Islam is not only a religion but a culture too. so that answer it. and yes if we dont take it seriously we wouldnt have been able to get the exact message today delivered by the prophet (pbuh) 14oo years ago.
and we dont only take Allah and Muhammed(pbuh) seriously but all religious figures including all the prophets like Jesus(pbuh).
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
but bear in mind that I haven't mention The Prophet nor the God in some of my previous posts...until now...
I only usually mention Muslim or Islam.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Merry Can: We have some laughs at religious themes, not because we don't belive them but because we laugh a lot about other aspects of our life, i would say that's a question of culture, not religion.
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Plato to laugh at Allaah or any prophet or messenger (mockingly) is seen as disbelief. There are special circumstances (as far as punishment) for the individual who even says this and then repent from it (In a Muslim state under the law). I would have to look at what it exactly is but I remember reading this.
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
Realsome: Laughing with some stuff related to holy figures isn't disrespect, but just a way to have a laugh but i do understand that's hard for a muslim because religion is taken too serious by most of them, and no, this is not an attack to anyone/anything, just a fact.
Wish you a nice weekend buddy :)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Abu had a 'your momma' joke thread going a while back....
Muslim Humor...?
Well some of laugh about the Turks and some other Hanafees with what seems to be 'aerobics' salaat (prayer)...
I know this guy who went into a bathroom at a mosque in the Middle East and when taking a leak found some excrement on the tip of his sandal from the person who used it before him.... I probably laughed for a day or 2 at that one... you should've seen his face!
But I think maybe a lot of it is you have to be Muslim to get it
They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin
unfortunately we dont make fun of our holy figures. YOU seem to be bored and desperately looking some attention from Qlers.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
lol, people need to leurn to laugh out of themselves
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
.yawnin...... such a ....
.
as this is a muslim country
the "stupid jokes" thread is not muslim related.
Im not sure, but I guess there are some muslims posting there or at least reading the jokes...
War looking for peace,
is like fornication looking for virginity.
...so that I may understand some perspectives related to them or it.
It seems that every topic or post I hear that comes from Islam is serious...but then again, so was Hebrew...
Look. Christians can take a joke about Jesus being gay or something like that...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Did you perchance come up with your nickname from Betty Davis in the film Mommy Dearest? U C she was an evil ugly old hag so perhaps ones choice is a little harsh? Zippydooo! Love the gin! Hic!
and you just started another one! :)
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."