Is today a 'I HATE MY JOB' day??
I Hate My Job Day!
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
&Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS....... ......... ........
Thank you Soniya. It is normal for anyone to feel that some one else's job is better. The grass looks greener but only that other person knows what it is like.
mehnis,this is one of ur best post so far...
But as said by someone above, i too never hated my job..Infact i continued till i resigned it from the same few yrs back...
I love my job.
Sure Doc. See the new thread on Rizks coming soon. He needs to be stopped!!!!!!!!!
Rizks/Mehnis.....can we stop going into those details now?
:-(
Mehnis the quality of Hrithiks thumb is good.
He can bring Aliens from other planet to this planet....lol
It is not the number of thumbs but the 'Quality' of that thumb counts Rizks.
Absolutely but then they will not be reusable. Just for testing a lot or a batch
OR may be Mehnis, i think Hritik Roshan will get the job coz he has 2 thumbs...:)
Mehnis then i think King Kong will get the job ? :(
The guy with the biggest thumb and the largest lung power get the job at Durex Colt.
lol I don't hate my job.. I just hate a few people in our office.. :P
lols ...
Good one :) ... i should try this from now:)
Thanks
Umm Colt...
u r recruited !!
Condition: A Tall Gorilla will be testing the condoms with many holes on you...:)
And what about testing at the Durex factory for condoms?? ;-))... any jobs avble???
.. :):)
Thank God I don't work for Johnson and Johnson
:))
funny.
Yes buddy that is why you are still at your job!!!!!!!
Mehnis saw it gazzalion times....:)
Rizks looks at this and gets convinced::
hahaha..good one!
Pajju Rizks has a slightly different method of convincing himself and reconfirming that he is in the right job
Rofl :)
hahahahahaha.........
oo... good.... ok lemme say My job was gud...
Good one ;)
lol...
So true...:)