Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say ...
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
LOL...KSA, I did tell her to keep me out of the stampede and answer all questions herself, instead of routing em thru me!!
WTF? Did she really ger her account de-activated? Damn... we have atleast one person who thinks less of QL. LOL
Hell no! You were there that day. I wasn't chasing here. I popped in only to keep a check on Ksarat's emotions. Somehow another lewser jumped in and called all of us lewsers for piling on a newbiee on QL. Was so funny that day.
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didnt know that you were also following Rakhee..i mean her posts..lol She cancelled her Ql account... I guess KSA and some others scared her away..lol
LOL LOL. I'm laughing out here. ;) You were all set in your trunks to jump into the pool with her in a bikini or less. :P LOL
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nah.. we need KSA to document it.. :P
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Well Men-on Raakhee...I think got under the Stampede...LOL! No signs of her and I really dont think she would want to get under the stampede...or more like Winn told her, stay away from there, You are Killing me as well ... under the stampede...!!!LOL!
Spicemom...heyyloo mommy hows you doing girl, a very long time indeed...how art thou and how have thou been doing!!!
Owen...Hmmm...well as long as I get to see the maturity in the Fights...I am ready to stay back!
Rayyz: LOL! Raising yeah right, lets leave that out shall we...I'm just watching, untill you and Owen were reliving old times and thats why I had to step in!!! And whats this about QL Duties, after a while its been I am stepping in!!!
Whatever happened to Men-on Rakhee... ooops... Rakhee Menon? Never got time to follow up on that thread. LOL
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Ksarat - You raisin! Atleast spare this thread with your presence!
Owen : Do you still want to include a referee? Or shall we spare KS from his QL duties
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MP- that;'sthe thing he aint highly trained even wif the eqpt that he has so here we are on the look out and reminding them ..........lol and hey maybe it's too numb to even feel the cool air??not
KSA - gm to you too and yes i have been missing the chatter andbanter on in here , not seen much of it recently either
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
ahhh.. i guess scarlett knows now that she can let me be *still looking for her though*..
ksa.. you accept to be the referee? :D
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i was kidding rayyz..... :)
see MP? told yah so...
Any man with a highly trained and sesitive piece of equipment such as the Todger, should be able to feel the air shouldnt he....
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Old Times again do I see after such a long time!!!
Morning people, Good enough thread and the way chocolates and nuts came in Rayyz..LOL! Hows you doing bro...and are you all set for the Pillow fight or I think this time around, Since Owen has "Matured" A bit more, we going to have a bit more of a contest are we...
Anyways, now I hope Rayyz you havent forgotten that I still hold the Official Referee Status...eyyy!!!
Ugh! What made MJ take off like that? Sorry if I spoke out of turn. And I thought I was the only one feeling weird today.
Spicemom : QL would shut down before we ever get to see that. LOL. Was kidding anyway.
Where's your mommy disappeared Owen?
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MJ- yep yep we sure luvs ya.....:D(pssttt maybe u should send him a HI PM too huh........:P)
MP - ya got PM (now dont go saying we dont PM ya>winks)
owen- no worries babes just hopin ya alright
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
when was that spicy?...guess not.. :D will check it in a while.. :)
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aww,..of course we do love yah, MP.. right spicemom?
or too NUMB (down there?) not to feel the air???
owen- thanks for the offer but no thanks (have got mahands full so to speak>winks)missin ya too sweety and hey did you ever reply to my question /comment on FB??
rayzz-lol @ VS.........been awhile since i last heard that being mentioned..........lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
Boo hoo, no-one loves me }:(
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rayyz, remeber we have to include scarlett on this.. and now spicemom if she decides to.. :D
spicy, love yah and miss yah...
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rayyz, i do not have desires whatsoever to be in competition with you on who's got the longest inbox..like spicemom said, it's unnecessary and strange PMs....so you can claim the title for longest inbox...no thanks.
Sorry to disappoint you Spicemom. I don't have virtual sex before Iftar. So you'd have to wait until it 6 PM and see me and Owen have a go at it! ROFL
R7: Dude, whats up? Still listening to G-Unit? LOL
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rayyz- are you by any chance savin them for remembrance sake??heehehheheh
mj- yep tell me abt it , i guess it takes all kinds to make the world .......:D
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
They're all safe until they come out the screen and grab you. What's so scary about it!?
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Good to c u out here again ..
N good way to get bck on the forums with this thread :P
grown up a bit.. gone matured a bit.. and pillow fights are no more my thing now.. lol
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whoa now fr nuts to fruits to pillow fights , am eagerly waitin gto see wats up next.........lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
I've been on QL for over 2 years. My Inbox runs into 20+ pages. Beat that! :P
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i dont mind the important PMs, it's just the strange and scary ones that i dont like...
Yeah yeah yeah! Have you grown up yet or still resisting my pillow fight offers? :P
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yeah...now my inbox is already on 10th page....if i empty them now, more will come...go get 'em, MP... :)
MP- some blokes want 'frensheep' and pls do 'iron' them out too - thank you.......>winks(is good to know we have 'bouncers' aka body guards in here too)
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
:) Yep. Was hibernating. Ramadan and boredom at work brought me out again
How have you been?
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Theres just no need.
Yer dont see me PMing people for no reason do ya ?
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lol.. i know.. just pulling your leg.. like good old times.. :D
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been having couple of strange Pm's since last week too.. could you sort them out as well, MP?
Long Time No See duh! That C in the end stood for "See" :P
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how you been, my friend??
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Hehehehe Scarlett. Atleast we have a first hand report from someone and sounds pretty polite as well :)
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close to being weird spicy and MP.. no offense meant.. :P
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lol MP....
MP - correction we are stranger than strange.............lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
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LTNC???? ...lol rayyz, please fill me in..
hmmmm... seems we are coming out now eh.. :D
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damn why all of a sudden i am getting all them crazy PM's??shyte! ppl leave me alone and quit PMing me.........
rayzz- nother less than 8 hrs to go eh........so lets go easy on the subject........lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
honey, its a FORMAL affair this evening...
Dad would immediately turn and fix the situation..
Back home, we also say "the barn door is open"
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
why complicate it?.. just tell him your zip's down.. :P
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lol MP sounds like deja vu... same thing happened back at the mutant pigs thread.. from mutant pigs to willies and sex to animal trivia...lol
LTNC! Howdy do???
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I don't like prunes nor raisins... peanuts. NO!
LOL! That was to get some attention back. You two were getting carried away.
Spicey Penis' and nuts are just fine, who said they're dirty talks?
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Ok, so its just me now then ?
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rayzzz- if ya fasting also no 'dirty' talk as well eh???hehhehhehehhe now go on to another topic till iftar..........lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
But from willies hanging out to chocolate ? WTF
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MP- hoooocheee cooocheee cooooo , ya called???
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
Hey hey hey! Enough talk of chocolates. I'm fasting here!
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Giggety giggety giggety goo....
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hey hey CRUNCHIES are lovely too -no nuts or fruits.........>giggles
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
lol MD.. who?
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lol, i was just kidding.. since the mention of nuts & raisin has cost MP his liking for the cadbury...lol
mj - y amean them shrunken shrivelled prunes???
rayyz- ya hit the nail on the head again ------blimey-hahahhahahha
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
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We're talking about nuts in extreme cold weather here. When they're like really really shrunk to the size of raisins :P
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try saying prunes instead of raisins and nuts...lol
shyte ! am gonna stick to KITKATS fr now on tyvm rayzz!:D
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
ewwwww rayzz, be polite remmeber??but raisins n peanuts now that is funny>dang the next time i see raisins and peanuts i am sure to remember this.........
MP-if someone can forget the trap is open ya think me gonna fantasize??am wonderin what else the bloke may have forgotten..........ewwwwwwwww
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
lol MP...there goes your sweet tooth... :)
ever again....Thanks rayyz }:(
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Peanut is a dryfruit, well thats how its sold in Qatar and India atleast.
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Having almost done with the front part. How would you indicate someone when the cloth is stuck in between the buttock cheeks? Politely ofcourse! LOL
I remember we used to say in school days, "Cassette reel got stuck in the player... needs winding"
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Hahahaha!! That killed it rayyz!! Eww raisins???????? Peanuts??!? Oh boy! Peanut is not a fruit, maybe another alternative?
"they all look the same"
That means all men and women look the same, but it dont stop yer from looking and fantasising.....
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nice one janey..."dangling bling-blings down below..."
"It's a dryfruit day! I can see a peanut and two raisins."
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nooo MP never even look at it twice coz when ya seen one ya seen them all aint nothin new no more
JJ-hey it needs to breathe too and get some sunshine i presumee>winks
azi - yes am very tactful and always always keep a straight face.........hehehehhehehhehe(initially not an easy task i must add)hehehehehehhehe
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
about all over, then tact wont work.....
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"You're dangling your dongles."
only, be TACTFUL about it...
Before pointing it out....
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It's almost half past nine in the morning!!! And we're talking about the male sex organ hanging out to get some fresh air.
LOOOOL!
yes yes we also doing them a favor by pointing it out, no??
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
But seriously, how can yer not tell ?
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LOL Paul
But then again you don't know if its hanging out or still inside. Nonetheless, definitely seems the most POLITE way of indicating it to someone. LOL
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forget to pop his "old fella" back into his pants ??
Are some people really that stupid in life ?
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lol funny but is gonna take a while tryin to remember them . anyways i always go straight to the point and no beating around the bush so i just say -"Excuse me yr fly is open"........and it works all the time.......hehhehhehhe
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
LOL!!!!!!!! Gosh, I miss watching late night talk shows!!!
LOL!!!!!!!! Gosh, I miss watching late night talk shows!!!
nice and straightforward, MP.....lol
Tell it like it is, dont beat around the bush !
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