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Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........

by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

By Winn• 9 Sep 2008 10:55
Winn

LOL...KSA, I did tell her to keep me out of the stampede and answer all questions herself, instead of routing em thru me!!

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:50
rayyz

WTF? Did she really ger her account de-activated? Damn... we have atleast one person who thinks less of QL. LOL

Hell no! You were there that day. I wasn't chasing here. I popped in only to keep a check on Ksarat's emotions. Somehow another lewser jumped in and called all of us lewsers for piling on a newbiee on QL. Was so funny that day.

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By Formatted Soul• 9 Sep 2008 10:44
Formatted Soul

didnt know that you were also following Rakhee..i mean her posts..lol She cancelled her Ql account... I guess KSA and some others scared her away..lol

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:42
rayyz

LOL LOL. I'm laughing out here. ;) You were all set in your trunks to jump into the pool with her in a bikini or less. :P LOL

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By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:41
owen

nah.. we need KSA to document it.. :P

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By ksarat16• 9 Sep 2008 10:40
ksarat16

Well Men-on Raakhee...I think got under the Stampede...LOL! No signs of her and I really dont think she would want to get under the stampede...or more like Winn told her, stay away from there, You are Killing me as well ... under the stampede...!!!LOL!

By ksarat16• 9 Sep 2008 10:39
ksarat16

Spicemom...heyyloo mommy hows you doing girl, a very long time indeed...how art thou and how have thou been doing!!!

Owen...Hmmm...well as long as I get to see the maturity in the Fights...I am ready to stay back!

Rayyz: LOL! Raising yeah right, lets leave that out shall we...I'm just watching, untill you and Owen were reliving old times and thats why I had to step in!!! And whats this about QL Duties, after a while its been I am stepping in!!!

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:38
rayyz

Whatever happened to Men-on Rakhee... ooops... Rakhee Menon? Never got time to follow up on that thread. LOL

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By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:35
rayyz

Ksarat - You raisin! Atleast spare this thread with your presence!

Owen : Do you still want to include a referee? Or shall we spare KS from his QL duties

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:31
spicemom

MP- that;'sthe thing he aint highly trained even wif the eqpt that he has so here we are on the look out and reminding them ..........lol and hey maybe it's too numb to even feel the cool air??not

KSA - gm to you too and yes i have been missing the chatter andbanter on in here , not seen much of it recently either

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:29
owen

ahhh.. i guess scarlett knows now that she can let me be *still looking for her though*..

ksa.. you accept to be the referee? :D

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:28
mjamille28

i was kidding rayyz..... :)

By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:26
mjamille28

see MP? told yah so...

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 10:26
anonymous

Any man with a highly trained and sesitive piece of equipment such as the Todger, should be able to feel the air shouldnt he....

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By ksarat16• 9 Sep 2008 10:25
ksarat16

Old Times again do I see after such a long time!!!

Morning people, Good enough thread and the way chocolates and nuts came in Rayyz..LOL! Hows you doing bro...and are you all set for the Pillow fight or I think this time around, Since Owen has "Matured" A bit more, we going to have a bit more of a contest are we...

Anyways, now I hope Rayyz you havent forgotten that I still hold the Official Referee Status...eyyy!!!

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:24
rayyz

Ugh! What made MJ take off like that? Sorry if I spoke out of turn. And I thought I was the only one feeling weird today.

Spicemom : QL would shut down before we ever get to see that. LOL. Was kidding anyway.

Where's your mommy disappeared Owen?

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:24
spicemom

MJ- yep yep we sure luvs ya.....:D(pssttt maybe u should send him a HI PM too huh........:P)

MP - ya got PM (now dont go saying we dont PM ya>winks)

owen- no worries babes just hopin ya alright

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:22
owen

when was that spicy?...guess not.. :D will check it in a while.. :)

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:21
mjamille28

aww,..of course we do love yah, MP.. right spicemom?

By azilana7037• 9 Sep 2008 10:21
azilana7037

or too NUMB (down there?) not to feel the air???

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:20
spicemom

owen- thanks for the offer but no thanks (have got mahands full so to speak>winks)missin ya too sweety and hey did you ever reply to my question /comment on FB??

rayzz-lol @ VS.........been awhile since i last heard that being mentioned..........lol

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 10:18
anonymous

Boo hoo, no-one loves me }:(

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By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:16
owen

rayyz, remeber we have to include scarlett on this.. and now spicemom if she decides to.. :D

spicy, love yah and miss yah...

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:16
mjamille28

rayyz, i do not have desires whatsoever to be in competition with you on who's got the longest inbox..like spicemom said, it's unnecessary and strange PMs....so you can claim the title for longest inbox...no thanks.

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:15
rayyz

Sorry to disappoint you Spicemom. I don't have virtual sex before Iftar. So you'd have to wait until it 6 PM and see me and Owen have a go at it! ROFL

R7: Dude, whats up? Still listening to G-Unit? LOL

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:13
spicemom

rayyz- are you by any chance savin them for remembrance sake??heehehheheh

mj- yep tell me abt it , i guess it takes all kinds to make the world .......:D

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:13
rayyz

They're all safe until they come out the screen and grab you. What's so scary about it!?

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By r7• 9 Sep 2008 10:12
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r7

Good to c u out here again ..

N good way to get bck on the forums with this thread :P

By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:12
owen

grown up a bit.. gone matured a bit.. and pillow fights are no more my thing now.. lol

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:11
spicemom

whoa now fr nuts to fruits to pillow fights , am eagerly waitin gto see wats up next.........lol

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:11
rayyz

I've been on QL for over 2 years. My Inbox runs into 20+ pages. Beat that! :P

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:11
mjamille28

i dont mind the important PMs, it's just the strange and scary ones that i dont like...

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:10
rayyz

Yeah yeah yeah! Have you grown up yet or still resisting my pillow fight offers? :P

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:10
mjamille28

yeah...now my inbox is already on 10th page....if i empty them now, more will come...go get 'em, MP... :)

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:10
spicemom

MP- some blokes want 'frensheep' and pls do 'iron' them out too - thank you.......>winks(is good to know we have 'bouncers' aka body guards in here too)

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:08
rayyz

:) Yep. Was hibernating. Ramadan and boredom at work brought me out again

How have you been?

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By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 10:08
anonymous

Theres just no need.

Yer dont see me PMing people for no reason do ya ?

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By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:06
owen

lol.. i know.. just pulling your leg.. like good old times.. :D

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:06
mjamille28

been having couple of strange Pm's since last week too.. could you sort them out as well, MP?

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:06
rayyz

Long Time No See duh! That C in the end stood for "See" :P

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By Scarlett• 9 Sep 2008 10:05
Scarlett

how you been, my friend??

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 10:04
rayyz

Hehehehe Scarlett. Atleast we have a first hand report from someone and sounds pretty polite as well :)

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By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 10:04
anonymous

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By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:04
owen

close to being weird spicy and MP.. no offense meant.. :P

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 10:03
mjamille28

lol MP....

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:03
spicemom

MP - correction we are stranger than strange.............lol

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 10:02
anonymous

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By owen• 9 Sep 2008 10:02
owen

LTNC???? ...lol rayyz, please fill me in..

hmmmm... seems we are coming out now eh.. :D

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 10:02
spicemom

damn why all of a sudden i am getting all them crazy PM's??shyte! ppl leave me alone and quit PMing me.........

rayzz- nother less than 8 hrs to go eh........so lets go easy on the subject........lol

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By Scarlett• 9 Sep 2008 10:00
Scarlett

honey, its a FORMAL affair this evening...

Dad would immediately turn and fix the situation..

Back home, we also say "the barn door is open"

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By owen• 9 Sep 2008 09:59
owen

why complicate it?.. just tell him your zip's down.. :P

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:57
mjamille28

lol MP sounds like deja vu... same thing happened back at the mutant pigs thread.. from mutant pigs to willies and sex to animal trivia...lol

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:57
rayyz

LTNC! Howdy do???

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By janeyjaney• 9 Sep 2008 09:57
janeyjaney

I don't like prunes nor raisins... peanuts. NO!

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:56
rayyz

LOL! That was to get some attention back. You two were getting carried away.

Spicey Penis' and nuts are just fine, who said they're dirty talks?

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By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:56
anonymous

Ok, so its just me now then ?

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:54
spicemom

rayzzz- if ya fasting also no 'dirty' talk as well eh???hehhehhehehhe now go on to another topic till iftar..........lol

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:54
anonymous

But from willies hanging out to chocolate ? WTF

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:53
spicemom

MP- hoooocheee cooocheee cooooo , ya called???

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:52
rayyz

Hey hey hey! Enough talk of chocolates. I'm fasting here!

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By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:51
anonymous

Giggety giggety giggety goo....

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:51
spicemom

hey hey CRUNCHIES are lovely too -no nuts or fruits.........>giggles

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:49
mjamille28

lol MD.. who?

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:48
anonymous

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:46
mjamille28

lol, i was just kidding.. since the mention of nuts & raisin has cost MP his liking for the cadbury...lol

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:46
spicemom

mj - y amean them shrunken shrivelled prunes???

rayyz- ya hit the nail on the head again ------blimey-hahahhahahha

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:45
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By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:44
rayyz

We're talking about nuts in extreme cold weather here. When they're like really really shrunk to the size of raisins :P

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:43
mjamille28

try saying prunes instead of raisins and nuts...lol

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:41
spicemom

shyte ! am gonna stick to KITKATS fr now on tyvm rayzz!:D

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:39
spicemom

ewwwww rayzz, be polite remmeber??but raisins n peanuts now that is funny>dang the next time i see raisins and peanuts i am sure to remember this.........

MP-if someone can forget the trap is open ya think me gonna fantasize??am wonderin what else the bloke may have forgotten..........ewwwwwwwww

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:39
mjamille28

lol MP...there goes your sweet tooth... :)

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:38
anonymous

ever again....Thanks rayyz }:(

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By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:38
rayyz

Peanut is a dryfruit, well thats how its sold in Qatar and India atleast.

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By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:37
rayyz

Having almost done with the front part. How would you indicate someone when the cloth is stuck in between the buttock cheeks? Politely ofcourse! LOL

I remember we used to say in school days, "Cassette reel got stuck in the player... needs winding"

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By janeyjaney• 9 Sep 2008 09:36
janeyjaney

Hahahaha!! That killed it rayyz!! Eww raisins???????? Peanuts??!? Oh boy! Peanut is not a fruit, maybe another alternative?

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:35
anonymous

"they all look the same"

That means all men and women look the same, but it dont stop yer from looking and fantasising.....

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By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:33
mjamille28

nice one janey..."dangling bling-blings down below..."

By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:30
rayyz

"It's a dryfruit day! I can see a peanut and two raisins."

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:30
spicemom

nooo MP never even look at it twice coz when ya seen one ya seen them all aint nothin new no more

JJ-hey it needs to breathe too and get some sunshine i presumee>winks

azi - yes am very tactful and always always keep a straight face.........hehehehhehehhehe(initially not an easy task i must add)hehehehehehhehe

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:28
anonymous

about all over, then tact wont work.....

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By janeyjaney• 9 Sep 2008 09:28
janeyjaney

"You're dangling your dongles."

By azilana7037• 9 Sep 2008 09:26
azilana7037

only, be TACTFUL about it...

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:21
anonymous

Before pointing it out....

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By janeyjaney• 9 Sep 2008 09:21
janeyjaney

It's almost half past nine in the morning!!! And we're talking about the male sex organ hanging out to get some fresh air.

LOOOOL!

By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:19
spicemom

yes yes we also doing them a favor by pointing it out, no??

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:18
anonymous

But seriously, how can yer not tell ?

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By rayyz• 9 Sep 2008 09:15
rayyz

LOL Paul

But then again you don't know if its hanging out or still inside. Nonetheless, definitely seems the most POLITE way of indicating it to someone. LOL

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By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:15
anonymous

forget to pop his "old fella" back into his pants ??

Are some people really that stupid in life ?

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By spicemom• 9 Sep 2008 09:13
spicemom

lol funny but is gonna take a while tryin to remember them . anyways i always go straight to the point and no beating around the bush so i just say -"Excuse me yr fly is open"........and it works all the time.......hehhehhehhe

psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe

By janeyjaney• 9 Sep 2008 09:13
janeyjaney

LOL!!!!!!!! Gosh, I miss watching late night talk shows!!!

By janeyjaney• 9 Sep 2008 09:13
janeyjaney

LOL!!!!!!!! Gosh, I miss watching late night talk shows!!!

By mjamille28• 9 Sep 2008 09:12
mjamille28

nice and straightforward, MP.....lol

By anonymous• 9 Sep 2008 09:11
anonymous

Tell it like it is, dont beat around the bush !

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