want some good laugh..i hope no one would be offended by this..lol
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this!!!)
God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
sorry..
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LIB i gave up organizing bbq's...why aren't you joining us along with the social group...last time we went to zekreet...always check out the social group...:)
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:)) lol :) This thread should be deleted immediately :)) Hope you are doing great...Why are you not planning any more BBQs etc.? I wouldn't miss this time...:)
Life is Beautiful...Indeed!
why I can sense a strong relation these days [love in the air] between people who open threads to offend others and the other side who will fall into that thinking that it is directed their way ... like a fast ball going to your face and ..... Boof Boof ... ohhh awwww deal with it now ... :) Thank god that i was not around, don't like people to fight where they should communicate ... Go away, while they should get close.
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
or some of my friends were saying..THE END IS NEAR...bwahahahahaha...sorry, am just so gullible these days..
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Yup, I agree, that they read it the way it was meant :D Seems like there is a LOT of bickering going on these days... must be the full moon coming?? :d
hope they read it clear spirit...but what to say, it does spicen QL right?...:P
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Owen, my dear, we can all use a laugh, and those that can't take a joke, well, that's their issue :D
i just had tea with milk...and just got back from the CR..:P
glad that you all like it..still waiting for someone who would request to delete this thread...heehehehehee
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Hi there! Sorry for the delay in replying. I headed home, and then I couldn't get my internet connection up and running for a bit... thankfully it's working now. I know what you mean about feeling sleepy - you should get your teaboy to bring you more coffee :D
cute one that owen.....thanks
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
read it before but still, it made me smile again :) KSAaaaaaaaaaa, buddy where were you? Busy also?
I don't think that someone would be offended, if you want to joke about your OWN god .. up to you ... none of my business :)
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
doing fine here spirit...:) except that i feel dozing off in a minute..*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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Hey, Owen, how are you doing? Cute joke :D Maybe the 'child' has left the building???? ROFL...
hahaha...good one... like it... maybe next time think twice before u do any operations involving the changes on your look...haha
ROFL...i hope no one comes here and ask me to delete my post...in advance..just want everyone to know..I WILL NOT delete this..:D
and if anyone will be offended...well...lol..don't know what i will do with you..:P
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Nice joke Owen only God was in there again and we do know the consequences of bringing God into the topic.
ksarat16
hi there how's it going did you get a new job??
i miss you buddy...WE are missin you...what have you been doing lately?...i'm doing fine...all are doing fine..some are still confuse..lol..some are still self-rigtheous on their own creative ways..:D
so tell me, what and how have you been doing the past days?
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This is very nice...how you doing by the way champ...hows life been ...and by the way... Happy New Year buddy...