Wasss supppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!

looks like someone updated the comments somewhere....

I had forgotten about this thread...damn I had some pretty funny comments when i was smokeless. So yeah my question same as s_isale who brought life back to this?

why is this thread getting resurrected now?

Thankfully i cant see any of the pics...dont want to get mentally tortured.

really? but rizks is a wolf...please find appropriate pic.

I cant see the photos :P

Just like you lick your own bum :P

Smoke how can u chew your own gums ? :(

I'm sitting here chewing gum, reading all the jokes...thinking about the good times i had with my dunhills and how i used to cheat on her with Marlboro's from time to time!

@ smoke....Its almost 6 hours since you pepped up QL by starting this forum..... r u still smokin or have gone cold???

Murphy walked with his dog every day all through the villiage, so everyone knew both Murphy and his dog.

One day Murphy is on his walk without the dog.

Cronin sees Murphy and asks, "Where is your dog?".

Murphy answers, " I had to have him put down."

"Was he mad", asks Cronin."

"He wasn't too pleased," says Murphy.

Are you guys done? No...we want more...we want more!

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the cemetery when their car breaks down.

The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available.

The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed."

"I think that would be fine," agrees the nun.

They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep.

Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold."

"OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard."

Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."

The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket."

Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night."

"You're right," says the priest. "Get your own blankets."

A wee Belfast boy came home from school in tears.

'What's the matter, son?' asked his mammy.

'We were doing sums today, Mammy,' he said.

'And were they too hard?'

'Well, the teacher said either I couldn't count, or I was stupid, or all three.'

rofl x

rofl- excellent x

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having *ex with the female boss.

She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.

In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Murphy approached Mulligan's bar. On the step outside he was accosted by a nun, Sister Marie, who said:

'Surely a fine man like yourself is not going into this den of iniquity? Surely you're not going to waste your hard-earned cash on the devil's brew. Why don't you go home and feed and clothe your wife and children?'

'Hang on, Sisters,' spluttered Murphy. 'How can you condemn alcohol out of hand? Surely it's wrong to form such a rash judgement when you've never tasted the stuff?'

'Very well,' said Sister Marie. Will taste it just to prove my point. Obviously I can't go into the pub, so why don't you bring me some gin. Oh, and just to camouflage my intent, maybe you should bring it in a cup not a glass!'

'OK,' said Murphy and into the bar he breezed.

'I'll have a large gin,' he said to the barman. 'And can you put it in a cup?'

'My God,' said the barman, 'that nun's not outside again is she?'

Paddy goes to the optician's.

"Paddy, got to the bottom of your problem," says the optician.

"You are totally colour-blind."

"Well, thats a real bolt out of the green," says Paddy.

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would," she replies.

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two *luts."

lol you ladies are funny...yes jervis you too are included in that :)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm

down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence,

then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Tinker to Cabbage: how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Cabbage: Well, I can say that male organs in UK are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so? Cabbage: Because it stands every time it sees a woman....

where are the new ideas man......?

A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. He says: " Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me!" The doctor thinks for a while, and finally says "bingo! I know what's wrong with you!" The patient says "Really? What is it?". "You're not eating right."

wow you all did well......keep loving each other

don't be a drama queen...;)

Yes Jack

lol

Cabbage, tap and tomato were having a race. The cabbage was ahead, the tap was running after him, and the tomato tried to ketchup!

Jack, When are you leaving???

Basil and Rosemary met at Christams and said hello - Seasons Greeting?

Cryspy... are you leaving Qatar?

Venison dear isn't it :-)

FA, last night its 12lbs..:)

Whtsssssssss down...... ;)

Lovemee, 14lbs bowl, is it what you are talking about.... ;)

as usual smoke's magic, who knows the fun how to attract Qlers.

Wish to see him again holding a leading chair in coffee house before i leave this land.

Ok here's another one...a Qatari walks into a bar.....with a blonde.......hahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

a Blank Stare to this love thread....

Ok i got one...a blonde walks into a bar...hahaahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

miss the song of colt..."love is in the air"...:(

I LOVE YOU!!

To all the beautiful ladies on this LOVE-filled thread...:)

im fine thank u sness,

smoke, everynight, im holding and throwing different balls, and loveeee itttt..lol

Jervis: you've got mail :-)

How long this will work?

did i read "Smooch" somewhere ? :(

Now we dont want tat kinda desperate love here....:(

All the best lifting that big ball love me :P

Right back at you Tinkerbell :-)

Hey Lovemee, how are you?

ohh lovey lovey sness, howdy?.....:)

What a love-filled thread... lol

smoke, for sure, ill throw a big ball tonight, just think what kind of ball is it..;)

tinks..just spilled it out naturally eh..:P

Good morning peeps - have some love from me too :-)

Lovemee is getting lucky tonight it seems! Bring out the campaign!

yeah smoke, maybe tonight i will..:)

no, m not kidding at all, busy at work wanted to peep into the topic but as usual ends towards bashing!!

Lovemee, the love is all around us...

"Can you feel the love tonight"

hmmmmmmm QL full of love?? where is the love??

nothing, but one more post to provoke hatred!! :(

Next time along with your love send some chocolates as well :)

I went to DHL today to send you a box filled up with love, but the attendants didnt accept my package and complained that the carton was empty.

Haters cannot see love.

Anyways man, accept my love through QL

We shall ignore lawa's mentally unstable comments and move on Tinker :P

even loha can't baby i will smash all it

only loha can stop u

calm down baby no body can stop lawa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

put those mosquito screens

I declare banning lawa from erupting his lava on any screen! In any world...in any universe!

be a screen saver buddy

what disgusting are you not the president now face it .....?

we lost one find another ........:)

YUCKS LAWA...disgusting!

yeh but tinker will enjoy .......;)

grey...smoke...nah it can be smokey...it is the left over ashes

dont do that...the screen will get scared..:-))

let me come on the screen......LOL

put some masala on the screen..it will taste better..

Tinker better lick the computer screen clean then :P

LOL even if it was me....you think anyone there would have noticed? May ball is coming up, think i should enroll...seeing last time contestants i think i stand a better chance of winning if i shave my legs and armpits!

u mean CRYSTAL BALLS

you and those who thought that we can take over now they found the results only thing you still resisting lawa have his own laws .......;)

Awww what tinker actually meant to say is "Save me from this Dicktator!"

Lawa you are forgetting that i am President of the World and you are supposed to obey my lawas... i mean laws!

Now stop thinking about revolt...and think about WK!

you are wrong movement between the legs can be happen anytime anywhere with anyone without any restriction how can you hold it

Jervis...how can people revolt against their king if they are all stoned? Oops i let out my evil plan!

Someone get the Men in black and flash these people!

Lawa but it can certainly restrict freedom of movement between the legs :P

revolution can't be stop by dandas that's proved

3 hours? I've been president of the world for the past 3 years...i'm only exercising my rights today.

Bongs should be available at all sheesha places!

so keep on this policy get share get fair

Lawa there is no need to come in the streets simply why you want my police squad to give you daandas on your aandas?

don't let us come in streets and do same what is happening in other part of the world......

I forbid you two to leave!

Unicorns are real....we have them on the roads in India...surprising fact...you see more MEN riding them than ladies.

great .....

I declare Greenland to be renamed Purpleland!

Lawa when you are President of the World you can have everything as well.

I'm good pal, how about yourself? ;-)

what the hell is this you want every thing.......:)

hi budy how do you do

Please dont go...Please dont Go...dont you know that i love you so...say your mine and keep posting!

Rizks is infect too six-y when in this getup ......;)

I like "BIG ONES" :-P... umm I mean their album, all good songs on it ;-))

This thread is hotel Smokeyfornia...you can check in but you can never leave!

Thankfully i cant see the pic....I can't bear not smoking and a pic of rizks on the same day!

mornig tinkerbell...

Tinker step by step, post by post you will take me where i want to be.

it was Rizks here i got his pic by my mobile

Morning Colt!

Tinker! how could you even think i'd want something like that...make it 5 pages this time :P

I love that song, "Love is in the Air"... it makes me smile everytime I hear it :-D

Morning Ladies & Gentlemen ;-)

it cant be britex....:(

britex has Hairy chest and Legs.....:)

so it was WK whom i saw last Thursday night at Ramada parking lot in pink mini skirt and body fit T-shirt which had a "Fcuk" logo in the chest along with big gum boots....:( Damn....

NO rizks that was britex :P

Tinker!!! howdy...great now i can sit back and relax...you and jervis can take over my thread with your damn one liners!

Actually lawa sorry not anytime...between 6.00pm and 10.00pm WK needs to be at Ramada parking lot, its night shift for him then :P

started this one early on Thu!!!

Have agreat day!!

Regards!!

anytime....................8)

Lawa you can have WK anytime :)

Galloper good morning to you as well. Its the weekend we need to go out with a bang! Unfortunately its going to be a very silent bang coz of Lent :(

started this one early on Thu!!!

Have agreat day!!

Regards!!

needs lots of courage to love..:)

B52 it is!! :D

Does anyone have an idea if visa on arrival is applicable for a visa type that reads "accountant" for abudhabi? Indian pp ofcourse ..

damn who cares your look i cares your catch....:)

Don't get jealous Lawa, with my good looks it was always gonna be that way :P

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love B52's yum yum!

what is this you did your match and left us on the bay....?

WK? Man he's as thin as a strip club pole! I can install him in a fire department and have 10 fire men slide down on him!

Then how about a Corona+ Long island and to end with it B52?? :D

smoke..I know the perfect match for you. Whyteknight!

Shachi i'm from Goa...one drink is just starters for me :P

Geezer dont be silly...i'm as straight as a strip club pole as well..but come on dont be afraid of a little MANLY love now and then :P

I shall buy you a drink if you find me an IT job :D

Buhahahahaha!!

I think I partied quite a lot last week..And planning to keep it low this week :) Might end up spending the weekend alone at a cafe....

smoke geeez. yikes. Sorry to disappoint you mate I is Straight :)

Shachi, you are not moving anywhere without buying me that coffee or I will haunt you no matter where you are!

I was hoping for a hope on yesterday's interview. Bah! They changed their minds on hiring me on a long term(3yrs) as an admin.. which I wasn't ready as I was told the job would be a temporary one.

They wouldn't pay well which was another thing and they stated that "I was overqualified" !! :((

I might be celebrate soon..(if I am moving out of Doha!) :D

Geezer! I'll be your sunshine, your only sunshine..i'll make you happy when skies are grey!

smokey is i the air!..enjoy the weekend everyone!

Last time I looked out of my office window it was still cloudy! Still waiting for the bright sunny start to the day :)

isale is fresh air for 39 more days, then i'll be back to polluting your fresh air with my smoke :D

smoke at least you get to enjoy a breath of fresh air.

Khanan dont talk like my wife and sister now! I'm not quitting! I'm just abstaining....if i wanted to quit i'd have done it long back. There's a difference you see.

ShachiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIiiIIIiIIIiIIiiIiii!! How are doings you? yaar someone give her a job please....women should not be left at home to sit behind computers...we need to see them out there making money!

PS: she promised me free coffee if she gets a job!

but hopefully it will get better with passage of time...

and may you can quit it for good!!

keep it up Bro !

NICE 2 meet u smoke ....here ,

Khanan my brother from another mother......1st day without smokes is surprisingly the same as the second day without smokes...its SUCKS!

shachi..

updates about your job and then partying??

what's another idea this is not gone be happen think els.....?

Helloooooooooooooooo Facebooker! Yahoo! for joining QL, hope you are not a twit-ter :P

now more bashing please...

but we can do Smoke bashing and Rizks Bashing..

these are not against the QL guide lines..

Kitty Katt..how was the 1st day without SMOKE?

so..whats the plan???

HAAY 2 allll...................

HAPPY WEEKEND

I don't mind...bollywood is full of sheeeet anyways!

then bollywood will become jollywood

No lawa think about it...if we give people the chance to experience another country without visa issues how much fun would that be? The Earth belongs to everyone!

I declare Visa's illegal!

I like hateful sheeeeeeeeeet, bashing, etc etc... its so much fun to see people do that....:)

its ways of war not love damn......?

I also declare weed legal!

Ok then as President of the world, i order that all the people of the world be mixed up.

1) Lets take the Chinese and put them in America.

2) Lets move the Africans over to Europe

3) Lets move all of India into Pakistan :P

Hmmm...dont we hav all of them ?

A Lamp = Qatarliving.com

A Genie = Mods

Alladin = We QLERS... :)

As you started it so you better tell us....:)

Rizks those are not ideas, those are wishes...and you will need

a) A lamp

b) A genie

c) Alladin to rub the lamp

it is the usual monthly blues in QL

Oh yeah i'm just bursting with energy...morning jervis and TB love ya too!

We love ya smokey... (no I'm not gay)

Ya i have the following ideas:-

a) STOP all the damn nationality bashings...

b) STOP all the damn religious bashings...

c) STOP all the damn Hatered among each others...

last but not the least, PLEASE DONT STOP ME from QL'ing...:(

Mr. lawa you give us your ideas nah!

lets spread it do you have some new ideas....?

Rizks love is like jam...very sticky on the fingers!

Rizks you better have meant spreading the love on QL :P to make love you have lawa :P

lawa bro, not lookin for lov but looking the ways of spreadin my Love all ova...:)

still looking for love ..........?

love kay lia sala saab khuch keray ga

Smoke lets make love...i mean lets spread the love in QL....:)

Morning buddy and Everyone !

thank you polkadotty...how are?

LOVE.