What? No hatred for Canadians?
By heero_yuy2 •
I mean they have a queen as a leader and they speak French. That's just a sad bad combo.
I mean they have a queen as a leader and they speak French. That's just a sad bad combo.
Noooo... dont add Canada to the Axis countries, I will have absolutely nothing to tease my husband about then :)
Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America"! LOL
If anyone wants the full article I can paste it on another thread...Its called Axis of Evil Wannabes....its hilarious LOL
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
Sounds a good idea..
USA, Canada and France
Amoud: Canada should be added to the Axis of Evil.
The 50% tax thing is true, not just for millionaires. My sister has been in the Navy for 25 years and now pays a mere 44% of her income (forget just the tax, workers comp, UI, and all the others). Add on to that the 13% HST and it is over 50%.
She pays to the government, and because she is military she can never draw UI, workers comp and all the lovely things she pays into.
That is wage rape.
or put yer cv to Monstergulf.com or one of those type of websites.
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i should really consider this option.. could you help me with the job, plzzzzzzzzzzz?
shovelling snow of the sidewalk and the driveway could be done by somebody for $10 very easily..:) …
...more than 50% tax on EVERYTHING you earn?? noooo...Unless you make millions, than yes.. otherwise you might get away with 20-35%, and hey, if you own the business or your are a self-employee, you might end up with the government paying back to you! You can deduct basically everything from your income: rent, car lease, all your travel expenses, up to 70% of gas and maintenance of your vehicle, “business” lunches and dinners in the restaurant, all your business expenses such as office utilities, office supplies, and much much more.. so basically you deduct everything.. and on whatever left over (IF!!) you pay tax depends on the rest of your income.. and even after that government return you some money for the tax that you have pays for the goods.. I have just deposited a fat cheque from Revenue Canada … :)
...the only thing that I really hate, and you are right, tigasin, is hundreds of layers that you have to put on during the winter time.. I hate to wear too much clothes.. BUT.. .on the other hand, you can compensate this discomfort during the summer time!! If you could see what was wearing my girlfriend when she picked me up from the airport!!..lol…the length of her skirt was just to cover her panties, and the top was just to cover her whatever, without anything under this top… I told her: in Qatar you would have got arrested right away…:)
cos its the last night before all the bars close for ramadan, so party on !!!
So down to Rock bottom cafe for beer, music and a perv at the hookers....
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Mr. P and Bahrain in one sentence.. I've seen this hundreds of times! I thought you're having a blast there, Mr. Lonely?
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Enjoy the good life....
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Go for it.. You've got to admit that the Trudeusput Canada on the map and brought a bit of class to the government. It hasn't been the same since..
ooohhh.... salmon...maple syrup...cottages outside the city....i would add, great lakes, fresh air, cheap beer, CHEAP SUSHI!!!...fantastic live music in the bars...polite and friendly drivers, as well as people in general!!!...fabulous shopping…endless variety of recreational places and hung-out spots… gyms for $25-30 a month (about QR90-100)…and on and on and on..
... guys!! stop it! it makes me crying.. i have just left this paradise...
You canadians sure know how to completely ruin one of the greatest food stuffs in the world...I mean come on, next yer will be telling me that yer can deep fry mars bars...
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I think we all go through this feeling. I was depressed for a week after returning from vacation, missing my daughter, the rest of my family and friends.
Just think of Canada in the wintertime though. Short days, waking up in the dark and going home in the dark, freezing cold days, shovelling snow of the sidewalk and the driveway, having to dress like the Michelin man every time you go out. Also, don't forget paying more than 50% tax on everything you earn.
Bring back lots of bacon and maple syrup to remind you of Canuckland and you will be alright after a few days.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Bacon and Maple Syrup go awesome together.
Britexapt, I understand that 2 of the Trudeau boys are still single, maybe I should move home :P
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If you go to a maple sugar shaq....like cottages outside the city....they are renowed for maple syrup breakfast...where everything is smothered in it....we're talking bacon and egss, panckackes, the works...all drowned in maple syrup....sounds odd, but believe me its quite yummy....though not too healthy i'd imagine =p LOL
Stay safe guys.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
LOL not together... hmm that would be a little bit odd.
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Canadians eat Bacon with Maple Syrup ????
I hate Canada, 2 of my best friends are there pigging out on Canadian bacon and maple syrup.. :(
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Thanks for that update..
What Canada needs is another Margaret Trudeau. She put Canada on the map and brought pizzaz, verve and excitement to the government.
Perhaps Gypsy can take over her mantle or rather Stilletos..
Thank you kindly =)
Btw britexpat =p, the Candian Prime Minister's name is Steven Harper (shudder)...but not for long hopefully!
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
Two Canadians are top of my list to punch and send to Guantanemo:
a) Celine Dionne
b) someone at work
R&R yes you are one of the four....
Britexpat, I think gypsy does lol.
I didnt know UK dishes passport out... I thought it was only Canada and Australia and a little town below south Africa lol.
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Everyone loves Canada.. After UK, its the only counry that dishes out passports left, right and centre..
Seriously though. Can anyone remember the name of the Canadian prime Minister?
lol why should there be any hatred against Canada, its probably the only most peaceful country on earth, dont envy buddy.
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(Lebanon A piece of Heaven on Earth)
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
Qatarisun!! Wow, your post could have been written by me. Well, except I'm in the US now, not Canada, but as for the rest....I KNOW how you feel. Nothing there for me, either. I try to avoid saying that outloud on this site because then of course, ya get all the very helpful posts suggesting well if ya don't like it, why don't ya go somewhere else?
I'm going back next week and not looking forward to it except that my menfolk are there now. Other than that, there's nothing there for me. It's not about boredom and definitely NOT about cars, clothes, etc. And yeah, it's the best place for the family right now, blah blah blah. It's just that for me, PERSONALLY, there's nothing. Zero. Zilch.
Guess you and I will have to hang out when we get back. We can have ourselves a little pity party! :-D
Oops, this thread was supposed to be about Canada...
I completely agree with you here....
I do love Canadians...my teacher canadian, my boss canadian, my neighbour Canadian, CNA canadian, Amound is Canadian.... i should be canadian
Have fun while it last, Whatever you are doing, keep it on the down side. I'll see you in 30 days. Hopefully, we will see you again in Qatar. Take care and be super safe.
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
as craig ferguson says..." canada is like the upstair of the party, america is partying downstair while canada snores upstair" HAHAHA. but i love canada particularly their salmons.
We all go through this phase..
Once winter sets in you'll start appreciating Qatar :0)
Enjoy it whilst you can..
yes RP, i AM in Canada, and not bored AT ALL! it is so much fun here! so many things to do, so many places to visit, so many different people to meet...to be honest, the inevitability of return to qatar frightens me...i never had these feellings before... i just feel, i don't want to come back... any suggestions? how can i get rid of these feelings and thoughts?? DaRu said, think of car, my clothes.. but it's not a REASON for coming back... car can be sold, clothes can be shipped (IF i need it at all)...i have nobody and nothing in qatar.. :(
I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot
Qatarisum
Are you on holiday in Canada?
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
Canadian Chicks Rock!! ..... says it all
A big hello to our chilly cousins from the North. Personally I dig Canada and don't think Canadians are boring eh? Vancouver Island in the summertime is hard to beat.
But tell me what's all this aboot eh? Famous Canadians such as Jim Carrey, Micheal J Fox and Peter Jennings all taking American citizenship. Even Neil Young thought about but in the end decided against thinking it was too disloyal.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Dildo? Truly? hahahahahah Gad that's funny! Hey what about the Red Green Show?! You forgot Harold! Whhhhaha
Keep your stick on the ice.
Did I make Oryx's list of "cool" Canadians??? LOL
Stay safe all.
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Like Belgium - Canada needs cheap beer to dull the boredom.
There are only 4 cool Canandians and they all live in Doha.
Goodbye Bahrain, hello Canada.
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good morning to everybody.. straight from CANADA!!!
well.. no matter that here it's 1 am and i am actually heading my lovely bed...still GOOD MORNING to you guys!
canada rocks!
Mr. P. .. here, for the same money you can get twice as much beer as you can get it in Rydges... if your belly can adopt it, of course... tell me Mr.P., doesn't it make canada adorable??? :)
Only problem is, when they talk , they sound like Yanks :(
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And they made Pamela Andeson's famous..
So, OK, they're pretty decent folk..
And there were no decwent looking birds in it...
But they gave us Jim Carrey so its not all bad.
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The term "Up the Canadians!" , could be misconstrued by our commonwealth cousins..
Also, i've got to agree, Corner Gas was too American for me..
They are nicer than their backward cousins,the "yankees" and have the old girl on their money.
I will forgive them, the fact they have french in them, and that Corner gas was a crap comedy show, but hey, i had fun when i spent 6 weeks there.
Up the Canadians ! Yeah...
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How does a lifeguard get 100 Canadians to get out of the pool? ...
....He says, "Can you please get out of the pool"
:-P
Britexpat
Isn't there a new comedy called Little Mosque on the prairie or something similar..Its supposed to be very good.
Good Night John! Good Night Country boy!
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
Isn't there a new comedy called Little Mosque on the prairie or something similar..Its supposed to be very good.
Withnail, I KNOW presidents choice hummus is the best hummus I've ever had, hands down.
Corner Gas does not refer to flatulence, it's a TV show about a petrol station, or as we call them in Canuckistan, gas stations. .
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What's to be curious?
Canada is a cold place. Canadians are logical and environmetal friendly. Why waste fossil fuels when you can use organic means to keep warm..
Gypsy said I loved Corner Gas. :) ...
Hold on, is that something new the Canadians invented?
Is that a corner, where everyone will go and fart out their hearts, at the same time smell each others butt?
What else, is need it from the Canadians?
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
my pleasure magic.
I'm uncool.
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Thank you, nomad, I was wondering because I hear both versions sometimes.
the word filipino refers to both genders.
if you're serving those tails with some president's choice hummus then i might come to dinner!
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"Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day." Withnail & I
what about filipinas then?
canada is cold, canadians are colder.
philippines is warm, filipinos are hotter.
good eh!
Toronto Airport toilets - thats my answer to a thread waiting to happen.
Pesky buggers but very tasty.. Racoon spare ribs, grilled tail and a hat made out of the fur.. What else can an outback Canadian ask for..
i miss the racoons.
one tried to get through the screen on our bedroom window at 4 am one warm summer night and scared the living crap out of my wife. she isn't canadian and never saw one before that. rascally little buggers.
i also miss president's choice hummus - i find that one better than most of the hummus here - go figure.
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"Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day." Withnail & I
What's this all abOOt?
What happened to Moosehead beer? Eh.
I'de take a Moosehead over a Molsen any day.
Take of eh... you hoser... one of the best lines out of the early 80s. Bob and Doug Mackensie.
Rush is still one of the best bands out there also...
That's all I got for Canada... only ben there twice.
You can't marry her because she'll not bring the kids up as Catholics..
now u r talking facts bro !!!!!!
That I was going to take the train from Calgary to Toronto. He said "Why?" "All the best bits are around the edges. The middle bit is miles and miles of flat nothingness"
I Flew.
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I want to marry Gypsy, but she wont agree to the pre-nuptial agreement.
They can't smell either..
Canadians are Anjels
lol :0)
I loved Corner Gas. :)
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ah the prairie provinces....where you can literally watch your dog running away for 3 days! LOL
Hey Gypsy....remember Corner Gas? Damn I miss Canada!
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
Hey Brit, don't forget, we also have the town of Dildo, which is located at the mouth of Conception Bay, in Newfoundland.
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Listen.. You can't hate any country which has a place named "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
Try saying that after a few beers..
And in the film grandma's boy you will see a poster for a game in the back ground that says "canada must die" hee hee
Keiths and Clancys and Sleemans, my favourites for sure!
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You can thank Canada and Labatts for making Pamela Anderson famous!
Now I have that song from the South Park movie stuck in my head...
*Blame Canada*
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Had one in the Canuk Embassy in Riyadh once. Limit one per person - they got 2 cases in!!!
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Everyone knows that Queebs are the best Candians! LOL That's why we are so loved by the other provinces =pp
Stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
Newfies rock!!! Best Canadians ever, what would we have ever done without the song "Ise Da Boys"
Nonesense you can get it everywhere in Canada now. :)
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My sister in-law is a Newfie and she's always saying the same thing....you silly maritimers LOL
Stay safe.
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lol, Keiths is only available on the East Coast (at least thats how it was a while back)
Molsen and Labatt are both crap, Kokanee is meh, the best beer is Alexander Keiths!
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LMAO j/k j/k =ppp
you know we lub ya!
Stay safe all.
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I am vile and stupid, and racist and an idiot to boot.
I love QL :)
Ugh cider, nothing but apple juice if you ask me.
Heero I got PM's saying that I was a racist becuase of what I said about Filipino's. I'm like...um...you really think I think Filipino's tears cause cancer....dude you're dumber then I am!
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Labatts is Ontario's Drink (and I agree with your assessment of it)....while in Quebec we worship Hockey and Molson! LOL
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
In Denmark, baldrick, they can bring some glaciers from their Island Greenland.
You can never been too polite and/or nice....its just like Beer...you can never have too much!
Canadians ooze both methinks =pp LOL j/k
Stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
But Molson Dry rocks.
Had a beer in Calgary once called Kokanee (sp?) made with glacier water. Where but Canada are you gonna get that, eh!?
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He says my Canadian thread is uncool.
How sad.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
No it does not!!! Our cider is good as well!! hee hee
That's the problem Ragna, they're tooooooo nice. :P
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I love this post... there is gonna be someone come in soon to make comments... just following me cause they are miffed... was it something I said.
Who can hate a country that ends every sentence with "EH!!!!"
And I have to disagree...Philippino Canadians are some of the nicest ones....and that's saying something =p.
Stay safe all.
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Sammie your beer sucks :P
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I think we can all agree who the absolute WORSE people on Earth are. Filipino-Canadians!
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Where are you from?? dude that's just wrong.. Like if you just feel like dicing people at least try to look a little smart and use some real arguments that make sense...
don't make me come after you with my hockey stick =p lol
Our Beer is awesome! Molson Canadian all the way! i'd gladly go to the gates of H E Double hockey sticks and back for some right about now...
Stay Safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
lol Labda, I dont need to stand up for myself, I am taking DaRude along with me to knock all the people that bug me in the bolts.
I like the maple trees/syrup/leaf. I'm not gay:)
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lol, Brit we are Americas "Little Brother to the North"
Whenever the US goes to war its like "Here... take Canada with you"
but i will agree with sammie just to piss off the canadians their beer sucks big time man go learn how to make beer first than come talk about jealousy damn you guys cant make a perfect beer.
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touche with those spot on observations....keep 'em coming =p.
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
someonenew is spoiling the fun!!!
Psst I like Amoud as well..but she should stand up for herself a little more!! hehehe
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
Their beer still sucks!!!! hee hee :P
if you hate bacon eat bananas please !!!!!!!
I like everyone!!! :)
Canadians are the sweetest people on Earth..
They keept the US happy by helping in NAFTA and providing cheaper medicines to the yanks.
They keep the French happy by allowing Quebeq to continue thinking that they are linked to the beret wearing peoples of Europe.
They keep the Brits happy by allowing Her Majesty the Queen to be their figure head.
They always oblige by offering troops to serve in areas where noone knows where Canada is and don't complain when their soldiers are killed in friendly fire.
They allow immigrants to settle in their country en masse and then disappear to the Middle East and other areas to earn money as soon as they get a passport.
So please.. Don't say anything against our Canadian buddies..
You can make fun of the great white north all you want...but lay off the BEER! LOL =p
Stay safe guys ;) =p
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
I like Philipinos too...
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
heero, lol...gay maple leaf??!!
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
Didnt I say they didnt have a sense of humour. LOL
Filipinos are responsible for all the wrinkles in the world...They smile. And get wrinkles. So we have to smile back. And get wrinkles.
Filipinos over Canadians any day...at least Filipinos never throw me out of their lounge :P
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
Canada doesn't have hurricanes, earthquakes and natural disasters.
That place really is boring.
Look. They have a maple leaf flag that's sooo...gay.
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Your beer SUCKS!!!!!!!!! :P
is that allll in such a huge territory is that really allllllll strange i thought there must be more. yea i agree with the 9th Wonder of the world thats the Blondie we have here Gypsy
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I second someone new!! She rocks!!! hee hee :P
I like Canadians esp Gypsy and QatariSun:)
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why of our greatness in hockey...our maple syrup....and above all...our BEER! Yay LOL
Stay safe bro.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
What with their snow, great lakes, clean air, crisp beers, err, did I mention the snow
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lol Ragnarock, we as Canadians get it. Make fun of ourselves, let other poke fun... who cares? You know, and I know the truth ;)
We also should be shot dead for producing shows like La Femme Nickita
goodnight!!!!!
Jealous of what man i dont see anything
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Canada is the second largest country by territory after Russia. I think, I like Russia.
Make fun all you like...we can take it...AND we know its because deep down you are all just jealous eh? =pp
Long live the beaver!
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
Canadians may be awful, but we aren't as bad as Filipinos. At least I'm not 100% responsible for hurricanes, earthquakes and other natural disasters.
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just damn the _)*&^#$O)(P_&(^%&$(^*^&*()& Canadians as much you can this is your only chance and topic
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Hishad.... this post is not degrading, it is a bit of poking fun. Satire if you may
I am not canadian brothers......but we should never degrade people...
I would like to think of myself as a self-hating Canadian.
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and I know NOTHING about HER COUNTRY...geeez
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They have zerrrrrrooooo sense of humour, wayyy too timid and never stand up for themselves!
Bucket please.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
I am hated, whos says I am not lol.... and putting mayonnaise on hamburgers and cheese on french fries.... Sacre Bleu!!!
And what a Queen!
Yup,we suck.
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and your point being??