Why do indians believe in reincarnation?? j/k
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED :
Why ONLY Indians are re-born ?
Do you believe in re-incarnation?
May be I can explain, consider this regularly occurring incident...
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you'.
We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes.
They are riding Mercedes' and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices.
They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai.
Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!'
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.'
Satan returned to the phone,
'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now, what was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man, I don't believe this! Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.
He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, Ican't talk right now... These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making
hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire.
Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone connection between heaven and hell...I am having
such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora shop, which I had to stop...
As a clincher, Satan then said, "I am requesting the Lord to send them back on earth as
soon as they arrive as re-birth cases".
lol
Ohh i thought u must b enjoyin ur life der;)
N e ways family is fine Alhamdulilah:)
funny ..but it seems everybody likes to punch below the belt when it comes to India..esp the westerners..quick to point out'the mess' the country supposedly is in..but ask those same westerners to point out /say what they really feel about other asian countries and nobody has the balls..scared of the backlash i guess..
Salma, Nah i'm going back on 30th, the uni's fine life sucks, I prefer Qatar over Dubai, I dont like dubai. How's ur life and ur family ?
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Lebanon... the love of my soul!
Maybe... because nobody knows after you'd died then where you going???
they said that the one who born today and he's/she's rich.. this people they're poor, slaves etc etc etc and vice versa to the situation.... that's the beliefs of this Theory
Well fine but really long tym dear!
So how is life n how is uni???
Just a month n u will go back??
Well i was really shocked seein the old handsome guy of QL back but din know he would stay just for a month:(
Hey Salma,
I was in dubai, living dubai life lol. busy with uni. Just got back for a vacation so thought of checking Ql. How have u been?
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Lebanon... the love of my soul!
Allrite so i cannot edit it anymore, i guess ya'll will have to deal with it and take it as a joke. India's official name is hindustan, which means the land of hindus... so technically its not wrong.
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Lebanon... the love of my soul!
hahaha... thanks xena, yea i dont think that either. Chill people, it was just a forwarded email and i posted it in a lounge area, i'll move it to funnies. Jeez newbies are all aggressive lol.
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Lebanon... the love of my soul!
Brite what do u think;)
new posters know you are an 'old memeber' lol...
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
visit www.qaws.org
Are you reincarnated ??
why u dont belive in it its not the case it happens in india it happens everywhere but not noticed and india they just go around to search things like this cos they dont have any other the whole of news channels and news papers run on news like this cos the papers are also of many pages.
But i thing sure fron ur paragrph below that where ever indians go they start up the things first either is GOOD OR BAD DOESNT MATTERS.....................
RIGHT????????????????????????
Hey...
Long tym where r u???
n at the thread lolxxxxx
But then its a great idea to live through reincarnation. Die today, live tomorrow through some body elses. Advisable for those bankrupt and broken hearted to hang themself for a better life tomorrow.
"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."
Errr...I don't think that this post should be up, religious matter create the worse controversial issues. So i think it would be best for people to chose their own religions on behalf of their own concerns :P
"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."
"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."
So, what you are saying that only those Indians who go to Hell get re-incarnated..
This explains why the countrfy is in such mess :O(
lol
Same-same, Coe. Do you believe that when we die, our soul will leave the body on the fourth night. Thats when the deceased family starts seeing ghost (visiting back and saying last goodbye). Next is queue up the heaven gates with the book of life open to decide if its heaven or hell for him. I suppose that reincarnation is something in between or the next decission level by god.
BUDDY THEXONIC NOT ALL INDIANS BELEIVE IN reincarnation or rebirth but there are some religions who beleive in that,
As u may be aware of that india is multi religion country & most of the minority religion dont beleive in re birth, hope u got it
Stone cold...it's not rebirth of lost souls...it's how the soul progresses and learn. The body is like a cocoon for the souls...when the body dies, the soul is freed with wisdom learnt while inside the body. God then decides whether to bring you back.
It's not because things are difficult that we don't dare, it's because we don't dare that makes things difficult!
It cannot be totally wrong for belivers since reincarnation would means rebirth of lost souls through some other beings. For christianity and Islam, its either your soul will goes to Heaven or Hell (or in between - if there is)
erm thexonic...i presume your question is why do HINDUS believe in reincarnation?...in case you didn't notice/live under a rock somewhere,India although majority Hindu is NOT a Hindu country,it's a secular one with people practicing Islam,Christianity,Buddhism,Sikhism,among other religions...
Wake up thexonic.
Peace
Just a thought. I don't think there are heaven & hell for re-incarnation cases.
this should be in the Funnies section...someone might get a wrong interpretation of the intention of the poster.
It's not because things are difficult that we don't dare, it's because we don't dare that makes things difficult!
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