Wife !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

1- Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the
other ensures you continue to do so.
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3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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7- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married
me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"
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8- Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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9- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
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10- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. Hahahahaha
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11- A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.

By anonymous• 30 Aug 2007 01:14
anonymous

Thanks a lot for the gr8 smile ... i liked them all ..

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By Amigo66• 29 Aug 2007 17:24
Amigo66

if she comes without a mother.........lol

By KellysHeroes• 29 Aug 2007 17:09
KellysHeroes

Wonder if you have the option :P

By KellysHeroes• 29 Aug 2007 16:45
KellysHeroes

But in heaven u will be sharing with other 8 :)

By KellysHeroes• 29 Aug 2007 16:38
KellysHeroes

yeeeeeee poor cannibals

By vivek2321• 29 Aug 2007 16:31
vivek2321

nice

By KellysHeroes• 29 Aug 2007 16:29
KellysHeroes

Are you hinting on someone I know Alexa?

By KellysHeroes• 29 Aug 2007 16:29
KellysHeroes

Still Alive? Guess the cannibals are still preparing the barbeque :D

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