Women and Electronics :-))

Colt45
By Colt45

2 days ago my friend purchased a new LED Smart TV and we were checking out the features when his girlfriend came over. She couldn’t see my hand holding the remote, so when my friend said "Mute", I hit the mute button. He then said, "Volume up, volume down" apparently convincing his girlfriend that the TV was voice-controlled.

The next day, after work I go over to my friends apartment (my friend wasn't in yet) to find the girlfriend in front of the TV shouting, "ON! ON!" I handed her the remote. She took it and screamed "ON! ON!"

By Eagley• 12 Feb 2012 10:49
Eagley

britexpat said "... In addition, why was his girlfriend alone in his apartment?" - Ahah! That is THE question esp with Colty in it ... :p

Btw, my friend's Ford Fiesta has a voice control panel... do y'all hv a Fordie there? :0)

By flor1212• 10 Feb 2012 21:59
flor1212

I'm with you in this thing called JOKE!

But remember PAdre, you are in QL, Q-L! Lol!

By Segmund• 10 Feb 2012 11:30
Segmund

There are more than one reason to say that this joke is completely absurd. First of all, it is downright bland. There is simply nothing funny about it. Like you make someone feel that this TV takes voice commands for operation and then when they believe you, this is a joke. I mean come on, for God's sake. Second, it is most likely told in bad taste. Why should we just single out women for being foolish. It is a fact that there are foolish women. But there is an equal (if not more) number of foolish men out there too. Last but not least, it is stupid that no one else is pointing out the absurdity of the jokes except a very few.

By snessy• 10 Feb 2012 10:46
snessy

This is funny, some peeps need a humour transplant...Colt is one of the least sexist people I know :-)

By stealth• 10 Feb 2012 07:20
stealth

is this supposed to be in the funnies?

By FIFTEEN• 10 Feb 2012 06:47
FIFTEEN

I assumed, the reason why the wife was always insulted in general is to enable for that guy to boost his own ego and/or to cover his own fault and wrongdoing which is very unfair. :(

By ghazalz• 10 Feb 2012 06:00
ghazalz

britexpat, yes it's a really nice one, but sometimes I also am thinking why there are so many husband/wife jokes for insulting the wife only.

By britexpat• 9 Feb 2012 22:43
britexpat

People really have to learn to take a joke ,,,,

By Segmund• 9 Feb 2012 21:47
Segmund

What has this got to do with a woman. You tricked a women into believing something and she did. You could have, in a very exact fashion, made a man into believing such a thing. I wonder how it makes it just particular to women.

By FIFTEEN• 9 Feb 2012 21:46
FIFTEEN

Perhaps, her gf was thinking that the remote is just like "SIRI"...Anyhow, at least you had a good laugh, lol :)

By americansweetheart1• 9 Feb 2012 17:28
americansweetheart1

I don't understand why you were alone with your friends gf in the first place.She obviously is not vary smart to think a TV would actually be voice activated. I for one question your intentions with your friends gf.....

By clownfish• 9 Feb 2012 17:18
clownfish

lol at "rise, rise" i was thinking of something. it doesn't need remote to rise.

By Typhoon-2012• 9 Feb 2012 16:50
Rating: 3/5
Typhoon-2012

.. and I suppose you have not yet come across the voice controlled remote comctrol that does other things besides saying rise, rise or reminding you that it is time to do the dishes

By nomerci• 9 Feb 2012 15:45
nomerci

There are some pretty stupid women around...to the delight of some men ;)

By ghazalz• 9 Feb 2012 14:13
ghazalz

Colt, your story is extremely hanikarak :)

By snessy• 9 Feb 2012 12:32
snessy

We'd be lost without you men! We're just in this world to have your babies....

By ramil26• 9 Feb 2012 12:24
ramil26

@ brit, lol.

By britexpat• 9 Feb 2012 10:25
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

How did you manage to gain entry to your friends' apartment and what were you doing barging in on his girlfriend. In addition, why was his girlfriend alone in his apartment .

By MisterX• 9 Feb 2012 09:08
Rating: 2/5
MisterX

You might end up in Maury Show entitled : You are the father! ..if you know what I mean.. XD

By osamabawab• 9 Feb 2012 08:26
Rating: 4/5
osamabawab

this feature (voice commands) was available 3 years ago in my hp mobile, and also it was available in my previous 2007 model car. and i can't wait to c this feature in TV and all other electronics.

By smoke• 9 Feb 2012 08:14
smoke

Man colt i want to meet this GF of your friend...i think we'll get along mighty fine :P

By Colt45• 9 Feb 2012 08:07
Colt45

I should've known :-(

By dota• 9 Feb 2012 08:06
dota

LOL...

By Formatted Soul• 9 Feb 2012 08:05
Formatted Soul

Colty......probably she was trying to turn you ON!! LOL

By kandioglou• 9 Feb 2012 07:56
Rating: 4/5
kandioglou

Just remember that women can do things better than men, so wait and see when the lady will understand the trick, she will make another for your friend which will be worse than the trick that he made for her, hope it will not be on the bed! He will need a lot of time to get over it then.

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