women of the year
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right - is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."
When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit."
did u make that one up aswell?....
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
maybe not too funny but hey it's early :) x
"We no longer call it the cockpit"
nice one ;)
"We no longer call it the cockpit."
Dammed, lots of ugly things come across my mind with the word "cockpit"...Maybe we should call it the "DIKE PIT"....
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
"We no longer call it the cockpit."
Hahahaha ... nice joke man :P
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Tammy bought a new book recently entitled "What Twenty Million American Women Want."
Seeing the title, Doug grabbed the book out of her hand and started thumbing through the pages.
Astonished and not just a little bit irritated, Tammy stared up at him and said, "What in the world are you doing?"
Doug replies, "I just want to see if they've got my name spelled right."