Designations updated
OLD TITLES - NEW TITLES
Garden Boy : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer (BCC)
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
Thief : Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO)
Do Not Forget
Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
Gossiper : Research Manager (RM)
good one..
HR Policy maker.......???
@ Dahsuon
Here is one George Carlin (R.I.P) once said
First it was a "Air Host/Hostess"
Then it became a "Flight Attendant"
And now they are called "UNIFORMED CREW MEMBERS"
but you know what I call them? "The lady on the plane"!!!
RIP George Carlin
lol
We call our tea boys - beverage technicians / hygiene specialists
Unemployed: town surveyor! Lol! :D
lolzz good one
I LIKE THE DRIVER ONE
hahahahah...very good one...
the housemaid is the manager and below him/her is the maid --- specialist. wahaha!
LOL.. RS.... hahahah
:))
maid and house maid have different designations???
:)
lol
Legal Director - Director of Lies and Fuzzy Solutions
.. and you missed the other one of the coconut sellers who come to Qatar and suddenly turn out to be managers of Warehousing and logistics just because their brother in law who happened to be another coconut seller back home is the operations manager and then they go about promoting and stuffing the organization with more of their sinhala brotherhood
Other designations as posted by Tinkerbell10 on another thread:
Mother: Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations.
Grandmothers: Senior Research Associates in the field of Child Development and Human Relations
Great Ggrandmothers: Executive Senior Research Associates.
Applicable when they are/were, stay at home mom’s...:)
lol....theif wealth distribution expert....and town surveyor hahaha....good one