To help people in Qatar understand us Scots!
By Missteacher •
Get practicing...The number of Scottish people coming to work in Qatar is growing dramatically :P
Get practicing...The number of Scottish people coming to work in Qatar is growing dramatically :P
wheres Pikey?
@ the OP--excellent!
It's lipstick on a good day ;-)
colt put your hand underneath and check urself :P
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
@MM make sense please!!!
A Scots Lass goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
'Comfy?'asks the dentist.
'Govan,' she replies.
Respect - To get it, you must give it. peace
Another lady is waiting at Villagio to give them a sense of dress.
You hackit lookin Kat, you are not only numpty but your oxter smells like an Ox S**T....lol
It seems you are very mingin...no go away, you numpty humty dumty....:)
So.....Rizks is a crackin bampot eejit who is not only hackit and mingin, behaves like a numpty with smelly oxters always after stoaters on QL, has wallies and deserves a vicky......AYE!
MT : charlie chippatti, takeaway tommy,lmao! :P
This made me laugh...a lot!
The Arab and the Scotsman
An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincents Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood,
it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.
Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW,
diamonds & US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar of candies.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".
To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in my veins!".
Missteacher.. I don't agree that scottish people are friendly.. Gerard butler killed so many in 300 movie .. With only 300 in his army :(
hahahhahaha! thats brilliant!
& already understood.
Woman to Scotsman: What do you wear under your kilt?
Jock: Put your hand up and feel.
Woman: Oh! It’s gruesome.
Jock: Put your hand up again, it’s gruesome more
Now you will need to read that with a Scottish accent to get the joke what it says: P
is how they going to vote in the referrendum 2 years from now
no work or out of work there........ & here.
What do you usually easr from your local chippie ?
Your display pictures are so inverse of each other... nice...
I see there isn't that many Scots on QL!
FREEDOOOOOOOM!!
yea i know them, they both were 'hackit'....:(
Be very careful...
I was in the Cube last week and met not a single lady, but got friendly with two very nice Scottish chaps.. Michael Fitzwilliam and William Fitzmichael...
Do you know them ??
At the dentist, U Gotta Ben Doon for company?
britey u dont need a dentist,coz you already have 'wallies'.....:(
My dentist is Scottish - Phil McCavity ...
As long as you don't shoogle off a scotsman!,esp the Tartans!!!
haha! I think Scottish people are generally quite friendly...not that im biased or anything :P
Met a scottish person who had shouted at me "Laang may yur lum reeke!"... I thought he was threatening me, until I found out that he was actually wishing well! :P
:D Cheers!!
Oi Smoke..Yonks
MT .. you are..thats crackin' :D
Aye!
MissT so you are Scottish eh?