Interesting Questions (1)
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling you’re ar*e?
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bull5hit?
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Cuz the motion/body movement while underdressing is sexual in nature
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
No...just to the foundation of the house.
3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Cuz that's the only way to make lashes appear flat and manageable "so I read"
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling you’re ar*e?
Yes...Electric brushes
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
They're drunk...what do they know
6. If you mated a bulldog and a [Mod Removed]su, would it be called a bull5hit?
Nope
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Stairs are the whole structure...walls included
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
At that low of a temperature the bulbs will burst or burn out at the least
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Duh, it's not "all" natural...it's laced with a bunch of stuff....plus the expiration could be of the container and how it interacts the water
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
I eat that!!! plus they sometimes use that for Caesar Salads but they clean the toast first
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
No it's called French Kissing too
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Prolly Adam??
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
Good plates
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
outsourcing
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
kids do for sure....but I prefer adults don't cuz it paints an ugly picture in ur head
.......plz delete, redundant
.......plz delete, redundant
Wonderful...the trophy goes to SC :)
Tourette syndrome lol
We heard you the first time :O)
Landlover... not genious.... just really bored and got nothing better to do :-)
Hahah eyes on ur body are not mine u dead bracket. :P)
Those are his eyes
Damn it, LLR! :D Come and see what goes in my Rest place! :D BTW why do you have eyes on my body! I told you i am in no Monkey Business :D
Deadoo, Deadlu, Deadlooo, WTF :P Bring in a nice word for a change and dont act like the alredoo guy :P
nothing is impossible if you think impossible is nothing
Deadluuuu (: R u a sick sensor? Cuz of the earthquake recently in ur grave I think some of ur degraded body parts moved into your armpits. (:
Snessy! Assistance :P All i heard was some Jiggly Wigly thingy right? :D
LLR: You are sick! :P Who discovers rain in Armpits! Lolz! Amazing day this has been Streams of pee and Rain in Armpits! ROFL! :D
Deadloo which weather is the talking about? Rain in Armpits?
Snakyyy excellent answers. u must be a genius. (:
Keep it up Strommmy...
Snesyy (:
i m educated now !!!!!
snessy doll ( nothing personal I had a friend with nick name snesyy doll )
Even reading ur answer is making me wiggle and jiggle all over. (:
Glad to be of assistance LLR :-)
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Although this is not applicable to me my understanding is that the patient would feel uncomfortable undressing... sometime the act of undressing can be more embarassing than the rest... plus the focus is on one spot.
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Depends on country laws.
3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Some do.
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling you’re ar*e?
Possible but uncomfortable. Our body helps the motion.
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
Because you dont have to state your real name.
6. If you mated a bulldog and a [Mod Removed]su, would it be called a bull5hit?
Might be the coloquial.
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Sometimes even outside steps are called stairs. If you go with the stairs you would not be wrong in either case.
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Because the freezer is normally smaller and the light from a fridge i ssufficient to show you what is in ht freezer.
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Because the bottle is made of plastic and it is not in the complete vaccum.
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Because some type and thickness of bread may just work fine with that setting.
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Could be.. but they also say French kiss. It is an internationally accepted term... at least in English.
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
I dont think that's what they thought... it probably came from the fact that we are mamals and as part of trial and error someone thought that other mamal's milk can be drunk too.
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
Good plates.
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
May be it requires different set of skills or tools.
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
This one is actually really funny. My opinion is that he anser is toilet is international word... plus the gesture may be considered volgar. whereas watch in different languages sound differently.
Since its a forum about interesting questions: I have one as well. Why arent weather girls standardized around the globe. I mean checkout the variation :)
dhfeddwfgy can u pls just go away I like to be with no clothes from the day u started business. ((: so just go and never come back.
U should listen to me with ur ears not mind.. (:
4. It's not only my a r s e that seems to wiggle when I brush my teeth, I use an electric toothbrush so everything seems to be jigging about.
LLR though i love that NICK! But trust me you sound GAYISH! :D
Deadoo Excellent. (: See ur such an experienced Deadoo here (:
Alredoo. (: good to see u in QL.
Joe.. Sure dude..(:
They are interesting because they are listed in Unanswered Questions.
Nads... Good to see you fast and furious after B-trip. Did u manage to get goggles and costumes u were talking about? (: Good answers however u need to read again the toast one..
Fathima.. Ur one of them who understood these questions perfectly the way they meant to be. ((:
1. Not Applicable :P
2. Yeah but not beyond center of earth. :D
3 There are a lot of things women cant do with their mouths shut :P
4. YUP
5. Boring question :P
6. Sex is beautiful as long as it is limited to humans :P
7. Really, i didnt know that.
8. There is a light in freezer.
9. Thats the law. Imagine people throwing away rice. Fools, the older the better.
10. Hmmm, just to remind you that its not your job to cook! :P
11. Do you actually think before kissing? Ok darling lets french kiss today.. NO NO lets try Malta Style :D
12. Humans are clever creatures :)
13. Crazy question
14. Some Holes cant be fixed :D
15. Interesting :)
1. I suppose it's to make clear their intentions("I will only look at what is necessary when it's necessary") and maintain a sense of decorum.
3. That's a myth. Many women can and in fact it's a lesson taught in some finishing schools!
7. It must be a case in some cultures. I always call them stairs wherever they are placed.
9. FDA regulations must have something to do with it. Ditto for honey!
10. A very very minority of people do like their toasts well done so to speak.
1. How do u know this????
3. I can do tht.
5. Its anonymous to other who did not join AA.
9. Coz its closed in a Bottle now, and its the expiry of the bottle :)
10. Change ur setting to active mode, so tht u dont burn ur toast.
11. Its called Notre kissing.
Bit Strange LL,,, I will answer you on our next meeting! Lol :P
Welcome back my friend...all these absent days you were busy searching these questions :(