New Delhi Rules
If you have seen this, please ignore.
I found it to be very good.
Here Are The 15 Rules / Laws That Delhi Lives By .........
1. The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.
2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister.
8. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-deformed chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chic that passes by, you're gay.
14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city - Me, I, Myself
this is also applicable in Lahore and Karachi and Peshawar..
we have too many similarities..:)
Nice One:)
CNG buses still kills innocents!
Metros and its further extensions are really doing great jobs.
yv2r She has done an admirable job, atleast you can breathe in Delhi now, remember the early 90's.
no time for her to look in to all these petty things other wise she would have put every thing in order
I miss the place.....
Yes, but still very enjoyable city.
your post has refreshed my beautiful years spent in New Delhi. If I may add to rule #15 that people do believe in name dropping in Delhi. Something like 'I know the chief of police, if you touch me you will be behind the bars..etc etc. lol
sardaar hi sardar ko pehchanta hain.....
(I mean only Dilli guy knows Dilli thugs properly ;D)
....... i thought i was the only 1 who dint get it... thank u sooo much
Thats Great approach!
Thanks WK
gudone in North you find that people have written the names of their kids on the back of their vehicles.
Tinku te Rinku di gaddi ;)
nomerci that's a great way :)
WK.....throw some light please
gudone, I didn't understand 10 either.
very gud.... but i dint undrstand 10th rule
Oh, Driving here does not bother me that much...I simply tailgate a Qatari...and voila! I get where I need to be in no time! :)
nomerci you will even start appreciating Qatar a lot more after driving for a day in Delhi :P
Hmmm, I am starting to understand Qatar now....
yes true!!!
Dilli Dilli hai yaar...
Superb khana(food) , which i miss d most!!!!! and dilwale log!!!
and if some one drops in for dinner , Bar(Daru) will always open!
Tea stall....;D
Yeah, so true. people act as though they all have got some highest level political connexion and/or everything belongs to their father...if u all are wondering, how does this city function, simply put "Ram Bharose"!!!
Note rule Number 13 is a serious Social Crime in Qatar...ensure not to carry these rules ;D
LOL Actually kind of true..
But you know in Delhi if someone flashes lights at you or honks you from behind, we give him way very politely, allow him to draw alongside us and then roll down the window and ask him, Aage ke teri maa c**d rahi hai jo itni jaldi kar raha hai (Translation: Is your mother getting screwed ahead that you are in such rush ) :-P
Pity can't do it here :-P
lol, point no.4 can be applied to Qatar Roads also
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
lol... good one