Why Men are always Happy??
By Elegantlady •
Men are never depressed. Their last name stays as it is. Phone bills are not a matter of concern as their conversations do not last for more than 30 seconds flat. They consume chocolates as they are forever skinny. Only a single suitcase is sufficient for a week vacation. Men are free to enjoy at Aqua Park wearing white t-shirt or for that matter no t-shirt. Oil of Olay, Garnier wrinkle lift, etc is just not their cup of tea. Moreover, people are never seen staring at their chest while talking to them!!
No wonder why men are never depressed…!!
I don't think so - course they are.
They just hide/deal with it better.
Less hormones- that's what it is :-)
Men are happy because their desires are limited or must I say just one, everything else revolves around that, quite contrary to "..............."....:)
well,,as u said ,,men are hay and dont care ,,but actually they care alot when they r trying to get the attention of females,while females dnt really care and go too picky
'why women are always so jealous'?
a contra-post would be 'why women are always so jealous' :) have many things to write for it but... no need for argue now as I am soooooooo happy :P :D
ghazalz... tht was fabulous.. so men r never deppressed.... thy never care...
on the contrary, ql though not but sometimes act as a dating site, what we dont know some qlers plans hiding behind pm's ;b
Ghazalz Jee!!
You research seems good :)
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People–
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a twelve-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
he is drunked & replying to one who's not in the thread!! :(
thanks and *blushing* :)
most of asian women like western men's living style & standard, they emphasis more on their girlfriends than families!!
Iám. Partly.
and most of asian women like western men... :(
oh Oracle you sound like a saint now.:
O really FS, and I thought it was because they western men liked the Asian looks...:(
MBK...probably thats why western men like Asian women..:)
Oracle did you stop drinking? lol
Men are never happy coz they never have enough of their hobbies.
Yes Khanan we men don't have easy life as Bubblymom put it..:)
Rizky
Thanks..habibi,,, you prooved that the men are bothered only about elegant ladies but anything else
Blue_rose, there is always a Exception....
Khanan, indeed is a really nice person by heart, and Mr. Pakistan too... ;)
you sure revealing yourself as such?
i didn't know the other side of you is AWESOME! :))
are you talking about me??
How you know that ??
EL, i am not only bothered about ur post's but you as well...:)
Rizk...
Thanks.... at last you bothered about my post at least
Elegant, the burglar alarm.
Thanks a lot Elegant.
I'm calling the boss.
spot on lady! :))
i wonder where they come from? LMAO!
Pokes another finger in RS's eyes !
You fool.
tats wat EL has already mentioned above....:(
& they dont need to delivery babies when they want kids, someone-else will do it for them ;b
BM...I guess you spoiled your man by doing it all for him... there are many men who does all the above..:)plus paint the wife's nails, colour her hair..plus do all the outside work..:) BUT those men are not from where you and me come from...lol
now let's wait where that one will lead your thread to. :))
bubblymom..pls add this too
-they don't need to have kids, someone else will have for them
-they don't need to do the laundry at home, someone else will do it for them
-they don't need to cook food if they're hungry, someone else will do it for them
-they don't need to iron the clothes they wear, someone else will do it for them
-they don't need to feed their children, literally, (if married) coz someone else will do it for them
-they don't need to clean the whole house, someone else will do it for them
-they don't even need to open the can of beer, someone else will do it for them
need i say more?? :))
jpa...
Fire alarm u mean to say?????
Elegant or FS? choose one...
Ok, Elegant. I have activated the alarm in my office,
now I'm free to go.
FS, you are the number one on the list. From one up to one.
EL..I am not interested in random love and admiration...lol
Khanan...
Sshh.....Rizk is around
& lungi will be removed when you feel like hell?? ;b
Pokes my middle finger in RS's eyes !
You fool.
we dont get Lungi's in Splash...:( we find them at Mango....:)
it was fun yesterday!!
Thanks :)
rizks use to shop lungi's from splash mostly, with underwear built in ;b
lol EL !
i thought as the climate is getting hotter and hotter...this Lungi will be of great Relief.
The climate gets hotter and hotter...the lungi will be raise up and up....:)
FS..
Women are to be loved and admired cos they are elegant.
Rizk....
I thought you are not bothered about wearing lungi's either but ur crappy toupee
jpa loves all women and their threads...dont you jpa?
EL but we are suppose to go for shopping today ? :(
U promised me you will buy for me lungi's ?
jpa...
Thanks..let's go ....pack up then. Hope your wallet is heavy today
Ha.ha.ha,
I love your thread more, Elegant.
Yes, I am supposed to learn the skills, unfortunately, I lack that, may be somebody can share the idea.....
lb, but some men sort out the way of enjoying without families ;b
Specially men's life without family around........ its just crazy
DaRuDe
I was warned by Khanan..u'no?
elegant lady
naa...... men are easy to handle...and they are also bothered of anything around lol instead i have seen females handling 5 guys at a time.....lol.... men are sweet.... Fatimah comment is spot on i agree with her...
you mean you were warned by others to watch out for us
Playgirl like??
i never knew chemistry among both of them, hope they get pain & gain in their respective ways ;b
jpa..
Rizk and DaRuDe said the same yesterday and we ended up dating. "Elegant.. watch out..these men are not bothered of anything".
RS
:))))))))
managing these men, feel you acting as a playgirl :)
FathimaH
If you ask me what is the toughest job I ever have as a woman..I would say "managing these men". They are simply not bothered about any damn thing u'kno?
Men are Happy until they................ complete the sentence..:)
I love your thread Elegant.
Rizk..
Com'on you are always worried about your wig....
men eat faster so they absorb energy double of the women,& they can work under sun hence consumption of energy is double than the women!
Always lovely to see you pop up even if briefly! Oh yeah.. men.Well y'know the old saying. Can't live with em and can't live without em..nuff said!
aaaaa.. Men are stressed and depressed as well.....depends upon situation.... yes being Men they show less & absorb more.... females are not that much innocent :p
LmaO Da !
Morning dear Alumnar! :)
it wasnt me or brit
it was Khanan the rear dept specialist who spanked your bum and the wallet popped out.
Good morrrrrning QL'ers!
My favourite topic, talking about men. I love them as anything difficult to work out is a challenge to me. But as I don't have Internet yet and Mozaic Mob is a rip off I will be back another day.
Wishing all men in the World a happy day ;)
lol EL !
sorry dear, i got pickpocketed last night....:(
I am dead sure its DaRuDe or britey who has pickpocketed my wallet...damn those buggers ..Grrrr
dont be so hot guyz stare at you, & dont be so cold girls stay away from you, be in the middle!
next time before going on date with him come to me so i can give you my wallet and then you hire gangsta to squeeze his balls and crush it
Milky
Rizk is never bothered of anything. He took me out for a date yesterday with his empty wallet :(
and i always have to look down at every one
Dont Agree..Men are the most stressed species in the Universe.. Just look at Rizks for example, the man is so Stressed that he is almost Hair free! Tough life for us men!
whenever i talk to britey or Khattak they stare in between my legs...:(
i wonder why ?
flyingace innocent are girls only..boys only pretend to be innocent lolz
men usually dont care about anything.they dont realize importance of anything.
Brit is really really depressed whenever he think of his cuban shortputter..:(
I stare at Darudes chest while talking to him ..bcos he is very tall and my eyes reaches only upto his chest...lol
Secret of Rizks beauty is Fair and lovely
That's not true..
I'm worrying about what I'm going to do for three months, now that there is no EPL.
I'm worrying that Sepp Blatter is being re-elected again.
I'm worrying that Vettel will not win the next grand prix.
I'm worrying about what I'm going to have for lunch.
I'm worrying whether that nice lady will still be there at the Ramada.
So many worries :o(
Knew this thread would be posted....
blue_rose, Men do care about them selves, we are Innocent People.... ;)
Where is our happy man Rizku today?????
but men cant get control on the other thing that enjoys its own kingdom :P
OK, Khanan.
tears of joy LP :)
Men have better control over their face expression, whereas women don't have.
Hm, then why was the first thing you did when you were born crying, DA?
were born happy thats why
seeing the mixed signals! Lol!
People are 'staring' at something else. Many men are depressed!