Why Men are always Happy??

Elegantlady
By Elegantlady

Men are never depressed. Their last name stays as it is. Phone bills are not a matter of concern as their conversations do not last for more than 30 seconds flat. They consume chocolates as they are forever skinny. Only a single suitcase is sufficient for a week vacation. Men are free to enjoy at Aqua Park wearing white t-shirt or for that matter no t-shirt. Oil of Olay, Garnier wrinkle lift, etc is just not their cup of tea. Moreover, people are never seen staring at their chest while talking to them!!
No wonder why men are never depressed…!!

By anonymous• 2 Jun 2011 00:26
anonymous

I don't think so - course they are.

They just hide/deal with it better.

Less hormones- that's what it is :-)

By happygolucky• 2 Jun 2011 00:04
happygolucky

Men are happy because their desires are limited or must I say just one, everything else revolves around that, quite contrary to "..............."....:)

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 23:56
anonymous

well,,as u said ,,men are hay and dont care ,,but actually they care alot when they r trying to get the attention of females,while females dnt really care and go too picky

By ghazalz• 1 Jun 2011 18:01
ghazalz

'why women are always so jealous'?

By genius• 1 Jun 2011 17:39
genius

a contra-post would be 'why women are always so jealous' :) have many things to write for it but... no need for argue now as I am soooooooo happy :P :D

By gudone• 1 Jun 2011 15:51
gudone

ghazalz... tht was fabulous.. so men r never deppressed.... thy never care...

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 14:45
RefinedSoul

on the contrary, ql though not but sometimes act as a dating site, what we dont know some qlers plans hiding behind pm's ;b

By Khanan• 1 Jun 2011 14:45
Khanan

Ghazalz Jee!!

You research seems good :)

By ghazalz• 1 Jun 2011 14:42
Rating: 4/5
ghazalz

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People–

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a twelve-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 14:35
RefinedSoul

he is drunked & replying to one who's not in the thread!! :(

By Khanan• 1 Jun 2011 14:31
Khanan

thanks and *blushing* :)

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 14:30
Rating: 4/5
RefinedSoul

most of asian women like western men's living style & standard, they emphasis more on their girlfriends than families!!

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 14:24
anonymous

Iám. Partly.

By dota• 1 Jun 2011 14:24
dota

and most of asian women like western men... :(

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 14:23
Formatted Soul

oh Oracle you sound like a saint now.:

By Milky_BarKid• 1 Jun 2011 14:20
Milky_BarKid

O really FS, and I thought it was because they western men liked the Asian looks...:(

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 14:17
Formatted Soul

MBK...probably thats why western men like Asian women..:)

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 14:15
Formatted Soul

Oracle did you stop drinking? lol

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 14:14
anonymous

Men are never happy coz they never have enough of their hobbies.

By Milky_BarKid• 1 Jun 2011 14:10
Milky_BarKid

Yes Khanan we men don't have easy life as Bubblymom put it..:)

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 11:18
Elegantlady

Rizky

Thanks..habibi,,, you prooved that the men are bothered only about elegant ladies but anything else

By FlyingAce• 1 Jun 2011 11:17
FlyingAce

Blue_rose, there is always a Exception....

Khanan, indeed is a really nice person by heart, and Mr. Pakistan too... ;)

By bubblymom• 1 Jun 2011 11:13
bubblymom

you sure revealing yourself as such?

i didn't know the other side of you is AWESOME! :))

By Khanan• 1 Jun 2011 11:10
Khanan

are you talking about me??

How you know that ??

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 11:10
Rizks

EL, i am not only bothered about ur post's but you as well...:)

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 11:08
Elegantlady

Rizk...

Thanks.... at last you bothered about my post at least

By jpa• 1 Jun 2011 11:00
jpa

Elegant, the burglar alarm.

Thanks a lot Elegant.

I'm calling the boss.

By bubblymom• 1 Jun 2011 10:56
bubblymom

spot on lady! :))

i wonder where they come from? LMAO!

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 10:56
Rizks

Pokes another finger in RS's eyes !

You fool.

tats wat EL has already mentioned above....:(

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 10:54
RefinedSoul

& they dont need to delivery babies when they want kids, someone-else will do it for them ;b

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 10:50
Formatted Soul

BM...I guess you spoiled your man by doing it all for him... there are many men who does all the above..:)plus paint the wife's nails, colour her hair..plus do all the outside work..:) BUT those men are not from where you and me come from...lol

By bubblymom• 1 Jun 2011 10:50
bubblymom

now let's wait where that one will lead your thread to. :))

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 10:48
Elegantlady

bubblymom..pls add this too

-they don't need to have kids, someone else will have for them

By bubblymom• 1 Jun 2011 10:47
bubblymom

-they don't need to do the laundry at home, someone else will do it for them

-they don't need to cook food if they're hungry, someone else will do it for them

-they don't need to iron the clothes they wear, someone else will do it for them

-they don't need to feed their children, literally, (if married) coz someone else will do it for them

-they don't need to clean the whole house, someone else will do it for them

-they don't even need to open the can of beer, someone else will do it for them

need i say more?? :))

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 10:46
Elegantlady

jpa...

Fire alarm u mean to say?????

Elegant or FS? choose one...

By jpa• 1 Jun 2011 10:43
jpa

Ok, Elegant. I have activated the alarm in my office,

now I'm free to go.

FS, you are the number one on the list. From one up to one.

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 10:34
Formatted Soul

EL..I am not interested in random love and admiration...lol

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 10:32
Elegantlady

Khanan...

Sshh.....Rizk is around

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 10:32
RefinedSoul

& lungi will be removed when you feel like hell?? ;b

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 10:32
Rizks

Pokes my middle finger in RS's eyes !

You fool.

we dont get Lungi's in Splash...:( we find them at Mango....:)

By Khanan• 1 Jun 2011 10:31
Khanan

it was fun yesterday!!

Thanks :)

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 10:31
RefinedSoul

rizks use to shop lungi's from splash mostly, with underwear built in ;b

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 10:30
Rizks

lol EL !

i thought as the climate is getting hotter and hotter...this Lungi will be of great Relief.

The climate gets hotter and hotter...the lungi will be raise up and up....:)

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 10:29
Elegantlady

FS..

Women are to be loved and admired cos they are elegant.

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 10:28
Elegantlady

Rizk....

I thought you are not bothered about wearing lungi's either but ur crappy toupee

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 10:27
Formatted Soul

jpa loves all women and their threads...dont you jpa?

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 10:23
Rizks

EL but we are suppose to go for shopping today ? :(

U promised me you will buy for me lungi's ?

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 10:20
Elegantlady

jpa...

Thanks..let's go ....pack up then. Hope your wallet is heavy today

By jpa• 1 Jun 2011 10:17
jpa

Ha.ha.ha,

I love your thread more, Elegant.

By lbalakrishan• 1 Jun 2011 10:12
lbalakrishan

Yes, I am supposed to learn the skills, unfortunately, I lack that, may be somebody can share the idea.....

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 10:07
RefinedSoul

lb, but some men sort out the way of enjoying without families ;b

By lbalakrishan• 1 Jun 2011 10:04
lbalakrishan

Specially men's life without family around........ its just crazy

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 09:57
Elegantlady

DaRuDe

I was warned by Khanan..u'no?

By engr_612• 1 Jun 2011 09:56
engr_612

elegant lady

naa...... men are easy to handle...and they are also bothered of anything around lol instead i have seen females handling 5 guys at a time.....lol.... men are sweet.... Fatimah comment is spot on i agree with her...

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 09:55
DaRuDe

you mean you were warned by others to watch out for us

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 09:54
DaRuDe

Playgirl like??

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 09:54
RefinedSoul

i never knew chemistry among both of them, hope they get pain & gain in their respective ways ;b

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 09:51
Elegantlady

jpa..

Rizk and DaRuDe said the same yesterday and we ended up dating. "Elegant.. watch out..these men are not bothered of anything".

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 09:50
Elegantlady

RS

:))))))))

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 09:45
RefinedSoul

managing these men, feel you acting as a playgirl :)

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 09:44
Elegantlady

FathimaH

If you ask me what is the toughest job I ever have as a woman..I would say "managing these men". They are simply not bothered about any damn thing u'kno?

By Milky_BarKid• 1 Jun 2011 09:44
Milky_BarKid

Men are Happy until they................ complete the sentence..:)

By jpa• 1 Jun 2011 09:41
jpa

I love your thread Elegant.

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 09:41
Elegantlady

Rizk..

Com'on you are always worried about your wig....

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 09:37
Rating: 2/5
RefinedSoul

men eat faster so they absorb energy double of the women,& they can work under sun hence consumption of energy is double than the women!

By FathimaH• 1 Jun 2011 09:35
FathimaH

Always lovely to see you pop up even if briefly! Oh yeah.. men.Well y'know the old saying. Can't live with em and can't live without em..nuff said!

By engr_612• 1 Jun 2011 09:22
Rating: 2/5
engr_612

aaaaa.. Men are stressed and depressed as well.....depends upon situation.... yes being Men they show less & absorb more.... females are not that much innocent :p

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 09:20
Rizks

LmaO Da !

By Dracula• 1 Jun 2011 09:18
Dracula

Morning dear Alumnar! :)

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 09:17
DaRuDe

it wasnt me or brit

it was Khanan the rear dept specialist who spanked your bum and the wallet popped out.

By Alumnar• 1 Jun 2011 09:12
Alumnar

Good morrrrrning QL'ers!

My favourite topic, talking about men. I love them as anything difficult to work out is a challenge to me. But as I don't have Internet yet and Mozaic Mob is a rip off I will be back another day.

Wishing all men in the World a happy day ;)

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 09:11
Rizks

lol EL !

sorry dear, i got pickpocketed last night....:(

I am dead sure its DaRuDe or britey who has pickpocketed my wallet...damn those buggers ..Grrrr

By RefinedSoul• 1 Jun 2011 09:09
RefinedSoul

dont be so hot guyz stare at you, & dont be so cold girls stay away from you, be in the middle!

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 09:08
DaRuDe

next time before going on date with him come to me so i can give you my wallet and then you hire gangsta to squeeze his balls and crush it

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 09:06
Elegantlady

Milky

Rizk is never bothered of anything. He took me out for a date yesterday with his empty wallet :(

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 09:06
DaRuDe

and i always have to look down at every one

By Milky_BarKid• 1 Jun 2011 09:04
Milky_BarKid

Dont Agree..Men are the most stressed species in the Universe.. Just look at Rizks for example, the man is so Stressed that he is almost Hair free! Tough life for us men!

By Rizks• 1 Jun 2011 08:56
Rizks

whenever i talk to britey or Khattak they stare in between my legs...:(

i wonder why ?

By blue_rose• 1 Jun 2011 08:55
blue_rose

flyingace innocent are girls only..boys only pretend to be innocent lolz

By blue_rose• 1 Jun 2011 08:52
blue_rose

men usually dont care about anything.they dont realize importance of anything.

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 08:52
Formatted Soul

Brit is really really depressed whenever he think of his cuban shortputter..:(

By Formatted Soul• 1 Jun 2011 08:48
Formatted Soul

I stare at Darudes chest while talking to him ..bcos he is very tall and my eyes reaches only upto his chest...lol

Secret of Rizks beauty is Fair and lovely

By britexpat• 1 Jun 2011 08:48
britexpat

That's not true..

I'm worrying about what I'm going to do for three months, now that there is no EPL.

I'm worrying that Sepp Blatter is being re-elected again.

I'm worrying that Vettel will not win the next grand prix.

I'm worrying about what I'm going to have for lunch.

I'm worrying whether that nice lady will still be there at the Ramada.

So many worries :o(

By FlyingAce• 1 Jun 2011 08:47
FlyingAce

Knew this thread would be posted....

blue_rose, Men do care about them selves, we are Innocent People.... ;)

By Elegantlady• 1 Jun 2011 08:38
Elegantlady

Where is our happy man Rizku today?????

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 08:33
DaRuDe

but men cant get control on the other thing that enjoys its own kingdom :P

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 08:32
anonymous

OK, Khanan.

By Khanan• 1 Jun 2011 08:31
Khanan

tears of joy LP :)

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 08:31
anonymous

Men have better control over their face expression, whereas women don't have.

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 08:30
anonymous

Hm, then why was the first thing you did when you were born crying, DA?

By DaRuDe• 1 Jun 2011 08:29
DaRuDe

were born happy thats why

By flor1212• 1 Jun 2011 08:22
flor1212

seeing the mixed signals! Lol!

By anonymous• 1 Jun 2011 08:21
anonymous

People are 'staring' at something else. Many men are depressed!

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