Curvy Good night. :)
Brit stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched Rizks and Lawa working along the roadside. Rizks would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. Then Lawa came along behind him and filled in
the hole. While Rizks was digging a new hole, lawa was 25 feet behind filling in the hole.
They worked right past Brit and went on down the road.
"I can't stand this," said Brit tossing the can into a trash
container and headed down the road toward Rizks. "Hold it, hold it.Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"
"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our job," Rizks said grabbing his lungi with full respect.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're
not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?" I will post in QL about your as soon i get access.
"You don't understand, mister," Rizks said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: Me, Pajju and Lawa. I dig the hole, Pajju sticks in the tree, and Lawa here puts the dirt back.
You see with the government sequestering, they are not buying any more trees so Pajju's has been terminated ... so now it's just me an' Lawa. :)
LLR ,, LOL,, but wish i can have the driving license to drive to work :O(
Eagle goes to the eye doctor, complaining that she's sees fuzzy spots all the time.
The eye doctor checks her out and prescribes special glasses for her.
The doctor calls her the next week to see how her eyes are doing
Eagle tells him, "Oh, I can see the spots much better now!"
Baburao took his mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking.'
Sulie had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Sulie went to HMC and met his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Sulie slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
ROFL @ brit
UkEngQatar is walking down a street in London when a window sign catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair.'
UkEngQatar thinks "I could buy a lot of those, take them back to Qatar and sell for a hefty profit"
He goes in and says to the owner - "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Doha , aren't you?'
'Well ..... yes,' says a surprised UkEngQatar. 'How did you know that ?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners.'
Lol sulie :)
Aaawww sneyy we thought you were research to find alternative for Steam-bath.
ROFL Sulieman !
ROFL Sulieman !
LOL UK! I was seriously traumatised by that and no one gave me any sympathy :-(
Brit was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so he got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to his window and asked, MR, why are you driving so recklessly?"
Brit said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at him and said, "Sir, that's your air freshener!"
Lol UK-E I read few times about wardrobe malfunction but never a Human Malfunction. :) nomerci was getting bubbly and bubbly waiting for snessy to meet her in Wathnan Mall .
britey lemme alter tat :
UkEngQatar and Rizks are in a two-man plane that is doing the loop.
UkEngQatar says, "If the plane turns upside down, do you think we'll fall out?"
"Of course not," Rizks replies, "Only your Wig will fall !":)
UkEngQatar and Rizks are in a two-man plane that is doing the loop.
UkEngQatar says, "If the plane turns upside down, do you think we'll fall out?"
"Of course not," Rizks replies, "we've been friends for years!"
brit ,, You ninny , I was drunk :O(
Edited
I met Sulieman at the Irish Harp last night. He stood at the bar getting pi$$ed, trying to work out why he’s only got three brothers when his sister has four.
UkEng wat happend to your dp pic ?
Along with your hairs - the eyes,nose and lips are gone too...:)
Morning buddy !
Has the title got any thing to do with the Joke? They aint no Curvy thing about Rizks, Lawa or me old chap Brit..I was expecting something more curvy with bumpy bits..:(
Well I heard that the curvy beauty of QL Snessy was locked inside her own slidding door wardrobe for many hours while trying to fix it while home alone,.. Poor thing has been shaken...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm night night night
Gee...
Ha ha ha ha. Old joke but nice one.
It suppose to be Funny
But it is so sad in the middle of the night
And that's bad for me cause this time my pillow is not that far, Sighhh
Tears on my Pillow :'(
old joke with a twist of "new version"!
lol at Rizks "grabbing his lungi with full respect."
Alas dear Paaju. I knew him well :O(