:o)

Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte
By Baburao-Ganpatr...

A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he
took another one and then another.

A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth"

The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"

The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business"
.......................................................

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 15:12
Ishh

well if you can wait till 4 as i leave from work by 4..

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 15:07
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

too much traffic ishraaq can u bring ur cruiser

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 15:05
Ishh

has the ambulance arrived at painthers place?

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 14:58
nad023

BG u get tht in FFC, its been ages since I ate tht choclate ,I miss th red wrapper...

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 14:57
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

ambulance !

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 14:55
painther

wallahi...when i came back after a break..what happened to thread of simple joke --- kisses n jhappis n pappis.......im fainted :)

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 14:32
Pappu_Pager

what jaadu ki pappi ahahahaha

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 14:05
Ishh

PP & BG i am not giving anything except "Jaadu ki jhappi"*

T&C applied..

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 13:58
Pappu_Pager

BG he will gv wat he wants but will rizks take dem all??? to know be online on Qatar Living ....:)))

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 13:50
Ishh

:O/

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 13:44
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

then ok he can give wat he wants :/

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 13:44
Pappu_Pager

BG he will only giv it to rizks....:)))

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 13:41
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

ishraaq cid also will give jaadu ki jhaapi

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 13:33
Ishh

like how ppl in India have got this new thing "FREE HUGS" we should try it out here in Qatar too.. "Jaadu ki Jhaapi"

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 13:25
Pappu_Pager

suli dey are not for u so even if u catch dem u cant feel or enjoy dem ......lols

By Sulieman• 27 Jun 2013 13:24
Sulieman

Wow

I see a lot of kisses here and there

But can't catch any :O(

mackintosh is the best :O)

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 13:23
Pappu_Pager

yes gypsy it is kisses...:))

kissme she says in the ad of cadbury silk chocolate

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 13:22
gypsy gal

BG.. its Kisses.. I dont remember Kissme...:)

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 13:17
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

check in ffc when u go for shopping

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 13:11
Rating: 4/5
nad023

is it..it has elaichi(cardamom flavour) yummmy..

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 13:10
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

there was ? there is

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 13:08
Rating: 2/5
nad023

There was a chocolate called KissMe.. imagine tht..yummy tooo..

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 13:07
Rating: 3/5
nad023

I dint like Thumbsup, limca & goldspot tring tring...

By cherukkan• 27 Jun 2013 12:55
cherukkan

Better to go for Rizks' karak chai with papadums.

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 12:51
Rizks

frm my heart - Yes - i still am ! :)

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 12:50
Ishh

yeaa thats true..

oh yess LIMCA & Thumpsup. We get thumpsup here i think in shoprite..

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 12:49
painther

Rizki ..i thought you're still in your 'childish' days :):)

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 12:48
Rating: 3/5
Rizks

paint-her, from my childish days to my teenish days i have never drunk tat thing coz i didnt like the taste itself ! :(

Too thick and too sweet to drink....its better i drink Nariyal paani....:)

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 12:47
gypsy gal

Thumpsup..limca..goldspot...

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 12:46
nad023

ha ha ha...when u r bored y do u laugh at everything :)

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 12:46
painther

that's why Rizk declared not to grow up :)

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 12:43
Rating: 5/5
nad023

I luved Frooty but when I went India some time back I puked tasting it, I presume when u grow up things not only seem different but tastes different too he he he..

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 12:40
Ishh

i remember that squash.. it was KISSAN.. tasted amazing.. Now my mouths watering..

Any one here loved Frooty? Is it available in "Qatar"?

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 12:31
nad023

well maybe it was Kissan..hard to remember these days :(

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 12:31
Rizks

Sulie, was tat a joke ?

If so, it was very bad...:(

Go Away.

By britexpat• 27 Jun 2013 12:30
britexpat

Nissan-of-mine would ever drink that squash.

Datsun-believable

By Sulieman• 27 Jun 2013 12:30
Sulieman

I was one time in a Taxi and a gal next to me asked

Why you are So sweet i think if we dated i will get a diabetes

I said my mother still alive do you know why?

She asked : Y O Y

I replied : I don't know

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 12:29
Rating: 2/5
nad023

When I was a kid in the 60's, we used to have this sqaush called Nissan Squash, mom used to make it during summer ahhhh... nostalgia.....

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 12:24
Pappu_Pager

ishraaq unfortunately even i dnt knw the anser :P

By frez.joe• 27 Jun 2013 12:21
frez.joe

nad be sure that u have enough money for 4 squash n some junk foods n all...

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 12:18
painther

boredom :):)

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 12:15
Rizks

i know nad, its really boooringggg !

Come on lets go out and have some cool Squash drinks ? :)

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 12:11
nad023

boriiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggg....

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 12:02
Ishh

PP thats because the answer is known only to you.. ;)

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 12:00
Pappu_Pager

BG pls scan and load the marriage certificate of Rizks.....lols

Ishraaq who asked a valuble question but unfortuntely nobody has a anser....:P

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 11:32
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

u can have them too my priend rizks

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:30
Rizks

to the OP:

Why most of your threads have the monkey face as the title same like ur DP pic ? :(

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 11:30
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

he holds dual marital status :/

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 11:28
Ishh

"Hold your lungi tight" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

y is PP so curious to know the marital status of Rizks? o_0

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 11:27
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

he cant be like u coz of his hair issue :(

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:27
Rizks

Lols nad !

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 11:26
nad023

I am alwaz cool rizks..in my age u shud be like tht he he he...

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:26
Rizks

cry and me ? why ? :(

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 11:26
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

i was the one who attested rizks fourth marriage certificate

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:25
Rizks

O hello nad, cool down - itna senti mat ho ! :)

Was jus kiddin.....

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 11:25
Rating: 4/5
gypsy gal

Ohh Painther..thx clearing the confusion...o_o

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 11:25
painther

dont cry Rizk......hold your lungi tight ..ROFL :)

By RADIUS• 27 Jun 2013 11:24
RADIUS

week end syndrome :) enjoy guyss

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 11:23
gypsy gal

PP dont ask unwanted questions... BG will now run around to get Risks Marriage certificate...:)

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 11:23
nad023

Ok Rizks I admit it, I am 46 with twin daughters 0ne is doing her Medicine & the other is in Arts.Happy now..

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 11:23
painther

GG this is Martial law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law,

even BG can confirm ML is almost like MiL :)

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:23
Rizks

PP why ask BG, i have terminated him from the post of my personnel assistant long time back ! :(

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 11:21
Pappu_Pager

BG is that true that rizks is single????

By Pappu_Pager• 27 Jun 2013 11:21
Pappu_Pager

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 11:20
Ishh

GG u mean to say Rizks have a spring on his head??

Lungi cannot hold that rizks.. u need a helmet itself. ;)

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 11:19
Rating: 3/5
gypsy gal

Painther.. you are agian confusin MARITAL and MARTIAL Law..o_O

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:18
Rizks

its flickering...:O)

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 11:18
nad023

Rizks wht happened to ur right brow...

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 11:11
painther

GG you mean its sand in rizk' head ? you're right on thursdays!

nad, martial-law (ML) is quite like MiL....lol

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:10
Rizks

"I am not married yet u know"...my left eye brow raised after reading this....:)

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 11:08
gypsy gal

nad...shhhh...please dont tell that out loud... Risks is looking for a 2nd wife..:P

Painther...sand blast..:)

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 11:07
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

good that ur not married enjoy the freedom

By britexpat• 27 Jun 2013 11:07
britexpat

Please don't let there be an air blast near Rizks' lungi :O(

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 11:07
nad023

Ahhh.. tht law how wud I know, I am not married yet u know...ha ha ha ha...

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 11:05
painther

GG, you mean ther'll be 'air' blast

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 11:04
gypsy gal

Risks please cover your head with a hard helmet... if not all your brain will pop out soon!!! LOL

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 11:03
painther

rizk you better keep on playing with kung-fu panda.....

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:03
Rizks

Lols GG !

Dont have helmet, how about wrapping it with my lungi ? :(

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 11:01
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

hard feeling in doha jadeed

soft feeling in salata jadeed

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 11:01
Rizks

painther, hard feelings is the feeling which you have expereienced in Doha Jadeed area...:)

Soft feeling, is a virtual feeling ! :)

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 10:59
painther

Ishraaq, what is HARD feeling?

and if it exists what is SOFT feeling :):)

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 10:57
Ishh

did you say "SANE"??? (NO HARD FEELINGS PLEASE)

well i am sure painther has confused many in here X_X

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 10:57
painther

sanity is abundant, actually overflowing in QL today ....LOL

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 10:53
gypsy gal

nad ..dont listen to these people...it wont make any sense to sane people like us...lol

Painther..:)

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 10:52
Rizks

painther do you want me to show you some kung-fu (martial art) stuff for confusing nad ? :(

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 10:50
painther

nad, because only in martial-law you cant ask questions whatever silly it is!

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 10:44
nad023

did not get it, me & my naive mind :)

By cherukkan• 27 Jun 2013 10:43
Rating: 2/5
cherukkan

Mind your own business if you want to live long. Not at all a bad suggestion from the boy.

Rizks and BG was having a similar conversation in Rizks' Emporium but on papadoms.

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 10:41
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

karwa driver was oily with parachute coconut oil :)

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 10:41
painther

Nad, martial law imposed?

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 10:36
Rizks

tat means tats an illegal taxi he was driving around ? :(

Already there was a passenger inside and then came the little boy.

the way that man was asking questions to tat little boy so tat he can get few chocolates seems like he was britey ? :(

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 10:36
nad023

painther what has karwa driver being smelly got to do vth all this?????????

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 10:35
Ishh

@ Baburao: Thank you..

@ Molten: I thought of first but then i thought puchenga toh bache bura maan jayenge ;)

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 10:34
painther

was the Karwa driver smelly?

By britexpat• 27 Jun 2013 10:34
britexpat

What in the world was a little boy doing in a taxi with a stranger?

I request the CID to look into this and if possible prosecute the parents and the Karwa driver who took the fare..

By Rizks• 27 Jun 2013 10:32
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

"I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time."..... OK !

By drsam• 27 Jun 2013 10:29
drsam

is this man trying to get dentists out of business ;)

By Omais2657• 27 Jun 2013 10:24
Omais2657

lol..lol

By painther• 27 Jun 2013 10:19
painther

Boredom has its virtues!!!

By Molten Metal• 27 Jun 2013 10:12
Molten Metal

what was the grandfather's business ..

no one questioned yet .. Ishraaq.

By Molten Metal• 27 Jun 2013 10:05
Molten Metal

classic case of passengers sharing a taxi ...

By nad023• 27 Jun 2013 10:03
nad023

LOL Babu... Thelo ROFL :)

By gypsy gal• 27 Jun 2013 10:02
gypsy gal

LOL..

where did it say that the man next to the boy was a stranger?

By Prize• 27 Jun 2013 10:02
Rating: 2/5
Prize

nice.

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 10:01
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

ishraaq sait on ql ? welcome :)

By frez.joe• 27 Jun 2013 10:00
Rating: 4/5
frez.joe

Thumbs up for first one coz it's teaches us a lesson!

FB thing is okay as LL, once upon a time it was like that, nowadays i don't care, sometimes i forget ma password! :P

By Ishh• 27 Jun 2013 09:59
Ishh

I was about to ask the same question..

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 27 Jun 2013 09:59
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

karwa taxi thelo, good morning bro

By landloverreview• 27 Jun 2013 09:50
landloverreview

Lol for first joke. :))

Ok for the the FB.

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