Monday morning joke

A Scotsman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on
the subway.

They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they
all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Englishman has
a big red handprint on his face.

The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move
for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him".

The fat woman thinks: "Hmm that Englishman tried to put the
moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."

The Englishman thinks: "Hey that Scotsman must have went for
the blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Scotsman thinks: " Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel,
so I can wallop that English f*cker again".