THEY SAID ABOUT MARRIAGE ..
By all Means ... MARRY!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous
very true......
as long as one is happy all is fine.
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though your comment is toungue in cheek i take it as a compliment...
internet isnt the ideal forum to asses a persons character....thats why you fail to undertsnad the real me... u are forgiven though ;)
a person appering to be very calm and sane online cud be jack the ripper in real life and vice versa
i am always a happy go lucky guy....its just maybe we tend to misunderstand people easily. Coming to your question, i am calm now cos the past few days have been good.... and even if it does turn stormy dont blame it one me....:) jus kidding....
i just saw your post on cutesrk's thread and was really wondering what the hell has happened to you? this is like the calm before a storm...hee hee hee
:-D are you high now or the other times......LOL
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han.... am still alive and reasonably calm....
it doesnt sound like me right? :)
hi there....are we all calm today:-D
how you doing?
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liked your research finding... keep it coming
not sure what to write so a big hi to you:-D
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Recent research in Human Sociology has established that Marriage is the root cause for all divorces.
Why do husbands die before their wives.
Because thay want to.
You r thinking of marrying again??
check this one too :)
Man: Is there any way for long life??
Doctor: Get Married.
Man: will it help !!??
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come to you again!
nice one you got there....funny and very informative...
Got me thinking twice of marrying again....