Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
But don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
Imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
Done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
Sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....
PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
the first and second i answered correctly. tried the third question before as i've seen it in discovery channel me and my hubby were fooled it was really tricky, now the funny thing is i got it wrong again!!! silly me!!!
shame on you, you fooled me.
the third question is amazing.
now not only gypsy hates you, i hate you too.
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Manu my friend sent this test before, but i still got it wrong!!!
The arithmetic part is really amazing!!!
manu.....you got me gigling here.
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DRIVE SAFE,someone is waiting for you at home
now we know why gypsy hates manu....LOL
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DRIVE SAFE,someone is waiting for you at home
On the first series, I got totally sucked in by the first two questions...then I started using my head. Jeez...now I feel like an idjut..
Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
A graduate applying for pilot training with a major airline was asked what he would do if, after a long-haul flight to Sidney, he met the captain wearing a dress in the hotel bar.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?
Which side of a cat contains the most hair?
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Answers:
You don't bury survivors
The captain is a woman, so say hello ((no-one said male captain)
The horse was named "Friday"
The outside
Have a good day now ....... :-)
That was amazing.I was fooled at every question!!