Greeker's condom joke...
Since condoms are the flavour of the season.... {sorry, no offense meant to anybody. I dont know why i am doing this, i think i am really mean...}
Before the football match between Argentina and Brazil, an Argentinean condom company came up with this ad to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them.
Brazil won the match and their Football organisation replied to the ad....
Once again, I love the Argentineans more than the Brazilians, if that is any consolation...
honey everyone is smiling and giggling on the inside.
maybe not the men, they are busy explaining.
where did miller and brewski come up from, we were discussing....you know....
is miller and brewski the brands we missed to add in the other condom thread......?????????
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greeker had a joke, but it didnt spice up the thread, so we decided to live up to the title.we had to kep greeker happy.
I liked JBH's explanation, thankyou sir, it was so informative :-D
it had me giggling.
but i will stand with jauntie, shall not speak more, lest it should incriminate me too.hee hee hee.
wheres the green man?
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Mannnn...
U Guys R Pretty Funny...
Haven't Seen Dis Kinda "ENLIGHTENING" Thread For A Verrryyy Long Time..!!
Keep Up D Good Work...!!!
Greeker, Hats Off To Ya Mate...!!
Cheers.
that was soo creative from the designers .. i love it .. it's really gr8 ..
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thanks! i think i need to upgrade my brain:D
any shops to recommend? not the Indus area, plzzz!
But give me answer tomorrow, night dear!
This was the ad of a condom company at the times of the world cup when Argentina and Brazil played...look at the pics of before the game (in which Argentina is the stronger team) and after the game (in which Argentina lost)....do u get it now ?
what's behind greekers jokes w/ his posters? and the subject title is condom? eh!
Miller is an American beer.
whats goin on here? didn't get it! i'm tooo slow!:((
Brewski
The Clipper is my local pub.
We have had Miller there for yonks.
Call me Maninibat!
*looks around, has no clue what's going on, just smiles and nods*
Common as muck in the Clipper.
Call me Maninibat!
Miller? You have Miller in the UK now, JBH? I don't recall seeing it in my time there.
I'm back now but full of Miller.
I shall refrain from being any more descriptive.
I'm not piss@d you know.
Call me Maninibat!
I just love how JBH was trying to explain it without offending anyone haha. Nice job buddy.
on the grounds it may incriminate me! ;o)
LOL!
Otherwise you`ll just have to bring them next time you travel.
Off course the fun thing would be bringing them through customs when they check your handbag, and having to explain to the customs what it is and what it can do, and see how red in the face you can make the poor customs dude ...
I would so much love to embarras those guys...
It is a rubber ring that goes around the base of the erm, wotsit thingy.
Attatched to the ring is a little pod about the size of a jelly bean, but a bit bigger.
The vibration occures inside the pod.
So when you are up to the hilt it vibrates upon the erm, ladies jelly bean.
If you position it right.
And yes I have, many times, it's great.
Call me Maninibat!
I'm intrigued by these vibrating rings. Need to find one quickly and do some research. Whom does it pleasure most - the giving or the recieving party? Does it run on batteries? If not, what is the source of energy? Is the ring re-usable? ..........
insects are good full of protein and vitamines and alot more :D
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i ahve heard love going to the dogs., But love going to the insects? thats new!
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww, larva...condoms.......eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Soon they will have condoms with live insect larva for active erotic movement...
i sincerely apologise for the deflated feeling all around!
Technically Greeker this thread is still in the domain of latex and its subsidiaries. The only transgression is that it's not about your condom but you "deflated" everyone's expectations here anyway.
Amid all those blushes i am feeling right now, i have a feeling that this thread is being hijacked.
Truth or dare?
or is it true or false that i have to say?
Sweet... now all I have to do is find a guy to use them with...:/
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Yeah Gypsy, you can buy Durex branded ones.
Ummmm....can you buy those vibrating rings here??
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
It made me smile greeker :-)
Those smartasses hehe.
I think I'd better stay home tonight! All this is making me feel a tad warm! (blush) lol
so the in thing is vibrating rings huh? or out thing ;-)
oh so sorry greeker,but i always laugh when i see the green face.
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And now Trojan has joined the fray.
Ha ha, this is funny. I liked it Greeker. :)
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
han19, maybe i should never have done it. I knew it wouldnt be a joke anyway. you didnt even smile?
Sigh, maybe i should stick to my usual good self!
okok, its not STRICTLY a condom joke. maybe i should change the title of the thread...
and here i was thinking hrere will be something controversial enough to make me laugh on the sly inside but blush outwardly.
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yah greeker, wheres the condom?
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the campaign WAS initiated by a condom company and i thought it pretty funny...sorry to raise the expectations sky high (no pun intended)!
And I thought it was a joke about your condom!