A Man with a Passion
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively effect on him.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home.
So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.
At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but also ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it.
Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Okie let me figure it out and i ll send you details....
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I said hour and a half... MINIMUM... can go all the way upto 3hrs... or so... :-P
Lemme leave that for you to find out since you are home and me at work... but hey ensure there is a back up plan incase that fails ok... PM the details and fix it for tomorrow so that we have time to prepare... :-P
Ok me outtie now... adios... muah!!!
interesting although hour and half is short....LOL
Similar....not same.....Duhhhh
Is there any boring movie on...???
Hella lotta time... it won't get done so quick... at least an hour and a half min i wud say... will that be a problem?
Do u think it ll take time?
Same prob at your place too... as in your wifey gets home at 5 too??? lololol!!!! Ok so let's make it in the Cinema hall for a show that no ones goes to see... like old times ya know... the box tickets... say when?
That was a good one... overtime... lmfao!!!
Similar prob at my place too......LOL so where
Your place or mine... oops not mine coz the wifey will be home at 5... lol so umm where?
Overtime....hehehehehe
Tusi wat region... oye it's way past 1200hrs... wats happening to you now?
I m so sure.......Lets do it...LOL
I got your PM... so you sure you wanna go thru with this eh? And you also dun care bout what the folks on here will say bout it... ummm fine with me let's just fix up day and time and then we'll give them the score... lmao!!!
Yeah did'nt realise that....well i guess little effect of region i belong to ....LOL
and i will say it again... i'm a humble man, so give it to me straight, you dun need to get mysterious bout nothing... there are pm's as well ya know... :-P
Hehehehehe was trying to get mysterious but didnt work iwth u i guess.....i dont what happened there
what is this!!!!!!
Do u think i can read that encrypted stuff you just blabbered out there... give it to me straight hunni... oops there again my wild imagination comes in!!!lol!!!
So hunni... i guess it's just you and me now to take it all the way thru... umm, all the way thru.... to where? Soo now again my imagination runs a riot!!! lol!!!
I dun even wanna imagine that... ok Ray take care and tty tomorrow... adios!
I know what you're talking bro... been there, done that!
can't be KSA.....Ray said they fell.....Ray lifting KSA....that case only ray would have fell
Alrite guys, am going offline. Gotta get home in time for the F1 race!
Cheers and go Kimi go! Go Ferrari!
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No yaar.... I just over estimated my lifting capabilities. She had little idea that the fun she was having was gonna end up into a slam dunk! Hehehehe
Not really such a bad student NTN. Am pretty good at positions except that particular one!
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If you say so....can't dispute that because you seem to know Han better than me...... :)
Learning purposes ......LOL.Hearing your statement the other day looks like you a bad student .....
Wat was she... a 100 kgs? Or was you trying that with Ksa? yikes!!!! lolololol!!!
Did he at least wipe the drool off while she was not looking?
I second that dude. Only for learning purposes! I tried one move on my g/f and she almost broke her back with that. Now keep on imagining what position was that. LOL.
Pssst... Getting a little more explicit, I tried to lift her in the air and we both fell down. Daym! Whatta back breaker for her.
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Shreeya : Are they really teekhi? Am not sure. My last Maharashtrian g/f was way back in 1998 (obviously) and she was darn cold.
Colt : Gujju's!!! Hehehhehe. Just ask Ksarat about the gujju girl I was with. He would end up writing a comprehension on her! LOL
GG : Bye bye girl. You never said if you're coming over to my place or not :(
NTN : Why the delay in passing on the DVDs. Am sure Han is a nice girl, she doesn't indulge in all these dirty activities. :P
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Ksa the pervert wants to whack off at those dvd's... hell no can do that amigo... we watch them for learning purposes and not beating off... lmao!!! Ain't I right Ray?
HEHEHE.....I m sure hot in hot weather
I din get that... fishes and fishy? watever is it?
where are you?Ray looks like KSA got upset with you and colt for not giving him DVD while he nicely wished Friendship day...LOL
Colt-KSA is not mallu...he is gulteeee(TELGU)
Hi and Bye NTN....GG must be giving a final touch to her make-up....Mazda chalate huye HOT dikhana chahiye na?
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later gater.... stay well...
GG-Parking and waiting in car!!!!!!
Colt.....fishes and fishy
Shreeya mallu's are tasty....what did u have at Aryas girl....LOL
Ray-Han will pass it on to you but then there may be a delay.... :)
Ray-- Colt.Ok guys am out and see you both in Corniche...ok bye bye.
Shreeya... uff ufff mirchiiii...500 points... congrats girl..keep posting
KSA where are you dude? you disappread... anywayz byeee cya tomorrow.
NTN.... mei chai mei chali...tata bye bye
You're in luck pal... she wanna do a repeat on that and sheesh you're not even here... looser!
Ummm RAY - the Ghati's taste pretty much the same... they ate veg there and they do the same here so not much has changed on the taste front... just throw in a li'l sand once they're here... lol!!!
Talking boutthen gujju's.... damn... are they HOT or wat?
Maharashtriyans are Tikhi tikhi hot hot ladki!!!!
Hey guys, let me tell you something, I am only 2 points away from that 500 mark.......
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Just thinking about it...
Colt would be saying you Burmese are really tasty yaar... LOL
I'd be like... man gujju girls are really tasty. :P
Shreeya yeah I know Malayali's are quite tasty. Haven't had luck so far, but eating a lot of coconut does help in enhancing 'the taste'.
How are Maharastrians lately though? Haven't tasted any since 1998 :(
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Is it, Colt? Wow, what a surprise!! no, I don't want to rethink. I just want to repeat it!!!!
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U wanna think that again, or at least rephrase your statement... it's like saying Ksarat you're tasty... lmao!!! he's mallu rite?
hehehhe. I could only agree and let my imagination go wild! LOL
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What can i say... we are the best you can get... ;-P
Ok so now ima pull up besides a funny colour Mazda 3 and holla at the woman inside... kinda like... wanna take me home baby? lmao!!!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii,
Happy Friendship Day to all!!!!
been there to Aryas twice....ummmmmm......you mallus are really tasty yaar!!!!
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Besides keeping an aquarium, letting my imagination run wild is my next best hobby... lol!!!
Hell yeh... those are fun times... wait a min... sumthing just crossed my mind there...lol!!!
Didnt know that you guys are sooo kind... and are willing to give me company..lol Friend in need in friend in deed..hai na?
Ray..and you were so rude to Depressed..lol
NTN..wanna join for walking...I really want to.it .but dont want to walk alone... last few days I just go to corniche...and sit inside the car .....till its 7..its like inviting trouble to park car in corniche and sit inside..
Baby. You could always courier them to me! Or give it to Ksarat and he will hand it to me. Oh wait... can't trust KS on that one. Maybe give it to Han and she will pass them to me. Yes, I can trust Han doing a good courierman's job! LOL
Dang... am drooling here just thinking about the kind of collection NTN might be having. *slurp*
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Dude the other day i was on iyottube and stumbled upon best of Peter North's facials... lol!!!
Fcuking hell it was awesome... rite from the time he started off till recent times... and i din even bookmark the fooking page... wat a fcuktard eh... i tried getting it again, but i couldn't... but it was wild...
surely we can exchange DVD's but for that we have to meet and as you know isnt possible till 2008.....
You directed your question to owen so had to let go that time..
COLT I bet you don't even need a complete statement to run your imagination wild .....LOL
Thanks for checking it out.
6-7 which 3 days.Walk,gym chit chatting, gossip,shopping,meditation classes....so many of them let me know probably can figure something out together....
Damn damn damn!! There she is. And here I was asking Owen, very hesitantly, to exchange her collection.
So what have you got? Peter North special? LOL. Would love to know what kind genre womenfolk from here like. When can we start exchanging the DVDs?
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you havta lay off my women dude... get your own space...
GG - wat was it you were saying again... 6 to 7... damnit that is the time my wife naps and i am sooo freee... so you were talking pocket billiards or sumthing like dat.... sheesh Ray now i can't concentrate with you taking a shot on my women!!!
You can come over to my pad so long as my wife is away baby. LOL
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You want one to one coaching? Hmmmm ... now you're talking... and wat was it Tennis you were talking bout... damnit i can even play that with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back... lol!!!
why would we women be thinking of your collection.......we might as well think of our own........:)
Colt......Treat is something that is JUST discussed here.....
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damnit... the guy calls me up and asks for my prized possession of DVD's and was like dude, i havta beat off of some good stuff, so please lend me some stuff or watever... and i was like of DVD i can lend you but not the watever (hand) if that is what you're getting at... lolol...lmao!!!
am right here.. listening to some nice music...my laptop was with someone for formatting...got it back with some cool songs....thanks to him!
Someone tell me some idea to spend my 1 hr...three days a week from 6 to 7 PM..any suggestions?
BTW... I checked with Tennis coach... he told nobody is available for one to one coaching now. ....they all have full time classes.
Result of those Briana, Tera, Asia, etc are usually either sick or horror so i mentioned the movies....
All those women are angels, just that they havta do what they do or we can't do... lol!!!
BTW... when are we hooking up again for KSA's Sheesha treat?
moving on...moving on...and carry on..:)
hostel? i thinked, i've watched that movie..NTN, can you please refresh me again please (don't want to search and check on the internet)..
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Oh puhleez!!! Give this Bullcrap to someone else. I know all you women must be wondering & fantasizing the amazing collection of stuff that Colt and I have with us. Seedhi saadhi ladki and all that! LOL LOL
KS and good boy? Didn't know you his acronymn KS stands for Kama Sutra!? Let me quote a line from his post where he's begging Colt for THOSE kinda DVDs, "no come on serious dude...give me some movies buddy i will return them to u in 1 piece dude..."
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Kaun bholi bali ...sidhi sadhi ladki hai.......all the girls ray and colt mentioned above ...????? LOL
Wat a few DVD'd among friends yaar... no sweat i dun consider that a favor, so you can have 1 and i will keep one and then we swap... so wats ur show bout... i hope it's not the same British laff factory... you shud get the Robbie Williams wannabes... heard they are good... lemme know more...
NTN - the topic is Briana, Tera, Asia, etc... why do u come up with Hostel 2 and Sicko... we are way past that now... muah!!!
Just I was a for a while and you guys started talking...non veg..lol tooo bad..lol
Even I dont have commnets on the above subject..lol I am bholi Bali..sidhi saadhi ladki hai..lol
KSa was the only good boy..are you there?
How could you ......she almost took a complete working day to get going....now you have sent her back in SHELL.....:)
Got 24 season 6 ....A bit drag not as great as other season
Awww... am so sorry sweetheart. Didn't mean to do that.
Anyway, just to cheer you up, I'll type my version of Jack & Jill.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fecth a pail of water.
God knows what they did up there... they came back with a daughter!
Cheers girl! You've really gotta be kidding if just a line from someone is all that takes to put you back in shell. Whatever happened to those lovely advises I gave the other day!?
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Where is she?
GG.........
i just said that im maturing with my thoughts (about issues that matters)...not with sleazy thoughts..:( hmmp!, you just made me go back again to my shell...
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Owen : Is that what you call growing up!???? Learn something from me. I'm married and very much into it! Dang you let us down. LOL
NTN : Haven't seen either. I think Hostel 2 was available on net for download but I didn't do it after reading the reviews.
Check out the critics and general public reviews at the following links :
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809723348/info
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809717133/info
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did i miss much????
GG nothing with one liner,had to finish some work so was busy....
Colt you started number 1 bit again!!!!!!
Any clue how is movie SICKO?Did anyone see hostel 2?
that's what i'm saying...why? what happened to all interesting topics?..there must be STILL something interesting to talk about...
rayyz..if you will create a thread for that, and i will be the only one participating, my answer would be none, i don't have (see, now that topic of yours is already dead..:D)...yahoo!!!, im maturing now..lol
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topics are over I guess. Nothing new, just repeated topics for the sake of bla bla bla ing :)
Wow! Baby you're thinking out loud indeed. No more lazy in mind! Well done with your recovery.
Btw, isn't discussion on porn movies an interesting topic for you to talk about? Umm... err... would you be having any with you by any chance... just asking hesitantly. lol
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how come a lot are complaining how dull and boring is QL lately...if instead of complaining, can't they make any difference..i mean like, duh, open an interesting topic and participate if there's one...just a thought though (thinking out loud)...:P
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My laptop hard-drive was getting full of it so burnt them onto 3 DVDs. All hi-quality selected stuff downloaded from the net. And would you believe it, all have been taken away from me from my guy friends who are either married or seeing someone. LOL. Either their wifey is out of town, or pregnant or out on a flight! Hehehehe.
Gotta get them back, those three DVDs are like my lifetime hardwork of porn on the net, can't imagine the day those DVDs are scratched or lost. That's my only backup :(
I don't like to take favors from people. So will get hold of those and exchange with you. ;)
Dude I also need to talk to you about my next show. Wonder if you read it from the other threads while you were away. Need to tie up with QR for official airlines. Got a 12 members troupe on its way in November for a comedy show. Lets see how influencial are you in QR.
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Damnit dude... do you have a recording of your own crystals or wat? And do you call them crystals? To me they wud be more like dried chickoos... not that i have seen and never wud wanna either... lmao!!!
I love tera patrick yeh... also tatiana... not so much asia coz she's so plastic... get the drift yeh ;-)... but i will lend you these DVD's i got 8 in 1 lol!!! way to go... yay!!!
Call me...
You forgot to complete the sentence, "Return in one piece with sticky liquid".
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LOL LOL
I guess they're all for me then! Anything from Stacy Valentine, Devon, Briana Banks, Asia Carrea, Jenna Jameson (retired now) or Tera Patrick? It's been a while seen anything new from them :(
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O dude...that was a good one me...hey wait a minute...while i dont mind those suggestions at all...i have a recorded episodes somewhere in my collection of Crystal Maze...maybe that wud be a good watching for u Colt...LOL...no come on serious dude...give me some movies buddy i will return them to u in 1 piece dude...
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Not cam prints dude, but yeh VCD quality... but does not make bad viewing... only thing is sumtimes i havta change the view to 4:3 for better pixel resolution.
Ksa - These are not the movies you wanna see. If you want I'll give you Jungle book or Tarzan or Tom & Jerry... wat say? lol!!!
Dudes pass on some DVDs man...keeping all for urself buggers...16 movies in one DVD o man...thats way too much compression...dude...
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Not bad u got some classy and flashy oneliners up ur sleeves...is this ur fav pick up line ...
R-7...champ good to see u on and off here...hows u doing buddy....things r fine pretty slow and boring...so u want some help at work...Colt is jobless anyways...
Well Owen, no idea whether it is celebrated here...but back in India ( i m sure ppl wud agreee with me)...that it is celebrated big time in the sense that u have all these beautiful SMSes that keep parsing ur mobile to mobile...wishing u freinships day...
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Colt you sicko!
I meant it from the heart of my bottom! :(
Btw, what movies did you got? Don't tell me they gave you cam prints. 16 movies in 1 dvd. I can only imagine the quality. A divx is 700 MB and at most you could only fit 6 movies in a dvd even with Divx/AVI. I might be VCD quality. Have you checked it?
Oh I saw this movie 'I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry'... Way too funny. I love Adam Sandler movies!
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oh yeah rayyz i said "someone" (bangs my head on the table, not once but twice..:D) whatever, still i will be firm in saying that that someone was a friend..lol..
rayyz, im coping and don't remind me anymore that i have some baggage to deal with (emotional one)..
fyi,i haven't met Colt YET..
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Were you trying to be cute with that one liner or watever?
Not blessed with the opportunity yet :(
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Thank you same to you buddy.
Ray are we supposed assume that you took for a walk by the sea..lol
I agree with Owen. Friendship day my azz! Each day here on QL is a friendship day for me with you beautiful people out there!
How's that for a oneliner?
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Hey boys n Girls howz every 1 doing ??!! Ive been seeing my name in all almost all the posts seems like all of u r missing me.... Ray, Colt, KSA, GG & NTN Hope all of u r doinn ok on this HOT HOT HOT Sunday morning.... :)
QL Seems a little dull today.. plus i have a 5hit load of work this week so...
ksa...is it really celebrated here? i mean the friendship day?..serious curiousity..
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GG : Oh I know Owen too well by now. She won't ever meet any good guy, ahem ME, without her mom's permission. Colt is a bad bad guy and he's way down in the list.
Owen : You just said 'reminds me of someone'. That someone generally is that special someone you love. LOL. Where did friend come in from?
Jokes apart, how's your recovery going? Feeling any better today? Hope that walk by the sea helped!
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Owen... dun let the cat outta the bag, let Ray wonder his azz off if we dated and related or just dated or only related or watever... lol!!!
Hey guys and gals...i jus forgot...
Happy Freindships Day...
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Ray...ooo i shud say that what u jus said bout the kiss after sea-food...is very apt...nothing at all comes in the way...moving away from that kiss...
So what do u think who is screaming Colt...maybe a possibility or anyone in Rangoon...did we hear anything loud...btw bro that was an awesome liner...i wud just sit back and wait for all the comments to pour in from the ladies...hey man u forgetting this is a Family Site...so chill dude...
Colt...here u go again....u aint letting that go...o so u want R-7 now....ooo cho chad...the baby boy Colt is getting harmed by Ray...he wants to take cover and run back into the Maze...to protect himself...
LOL...
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hehehehe...ex bF you fez rayyz..lol, nope..didn't i said friend?..:P
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How can you be so sure that she didnt meet Colt in real? lol
Besides being a pervert, I am also classified as filthy... how bad does it get... where is my good friend R7... at least he's good to me... and ofcourse GG...:-*
NTN - :-(
Ummm did I tell you that you are my nbr 1 gurl on here... lol!!! here we go again... tsk tsk!!!
Oye soni kudi... kithe ho tum... not talking to me now? Oye bolo tara ra ra!!! lmao!!!
Don't tell me it reminds you of your ex-boyfriend! Ouch! He might just be reading this line rite?
I know it can't be Colt, as much as I'd agree that he's so filthy in real life, but you haven't met him in person to say that colt reminds you of someone you know! LOL
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KS : Elaborating more on the Kiss after seafood part. When the guy is erect in bed, seafood and all the bad things in the world are the last thing on your mind. LOL
Colt : One way to know when a condom is torn is to wear two condoms and put some powdered chilli in betwen the two of them. If the outer one breaks the woman screams and if the inner one breaks the man screams! Hehehehehe
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I am with you... he is a very decent...nice...family oriented guy... I dont support all these allegations and scandals against you....Ray is the master mind behind all these conspiracy...lol
Ray...bro...a veggie...man thank god i didnt offer u food the other evening at my house...i didnt know that u were veg freak...good man...i mean that keeps u fit...so thats where it lies...and ur wife a sea food fan...NEwtonss 3rd law...Opposites Attract dude...dont u worry...and lets not talk bout the 'Kiss' part...way too personal...
Colt...see dude thats why i told u did u get a checkup done for AIDS>...who knows u wud have gone to Rangoon with blood Group O+ve and have come back HIV+ve...u never know...come on spare the mankind...go have a checkup...
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What is it with you all after me to get checked... do you think i indulge in pleasure of the skin or stuff like that? Hell no... do i not come across as a decent guy, or do I send off the wrong signals?
C'mon people... you know what a good samaritan i am...
And I say it again... if i have friends like you'll who needs enemies?
Whats with these one liners? whats keepin you busy? lol heard from han lately? whats she up to?
hehehehehe...only now that i read the joke..reminds me of someone..:D :D
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I got me some good movies from there... kinda like 16 movies on 1 DVD... yeh rite, can ya believe it? and for like $1.5... a steal!
KSA dude... the thai food in Yangon was so awesome.. even better than Thai Chi at Villagio or Thai Snack at Al Nasr Street...
GG - Telepathy, homeopathy, allopathy... call it watever, I just knew you missed me... ;-)
Did you read what NTN had to say? Protection ke saath bhi tragedies ho sakti hai. You've just got back from Far East, please get yourself checked!
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I can understand your soft corner for a Malayali restaurant, hence, the praise. LOL
But no seriously, I found their stuff way courteous, well organized than Garden, Prestige, Banjara (its closed now ofcourse). I won't put Lahore and Sara in the same league. Maaza & Maharaja staff is very good too. Gardens needs to get their asses kicked. Their stuff sux.
I'm 'mostly' a veggie babe. Can't swallow meat right from childhood, just throw it up. Although, Keema or minced meat kebabs go well with me. I can have eggs too but absolutely no chicken or seafood in any form! I also love Mutton Biryani sans the meat.
My mum has kept a prize money of Qrs. 200 on every chicken piece and Qrs. 500 on fish/seafood! LOL.
To make matters worse, God loves to punish you. My wife is a seafood freak!!! Fish, prawns, squids, oysters you name it she eats them! God alone knows how I kiss her after a good meal in Bangkok :(
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Oh that....LOL
Well protection ke saath bhi tragedies ho sakti hai nah....... ;)
NTN...nope i aint hiding things bout my age and yes for sure i m not married babe...well the symptoms...dont u watch movies buddy...
Ray...well thats a good freind ...but maybe u were quite a lot tired that u went hay wire...like my bro the other day...anyways i know they have brought out something out of nothing...thats pretty good...ppl here miss out the point of staffing properly when something new opens up...thats why ppl gotto wait a lot before they r served in a new restaurant...
Colt...poor chap...welcome back to Qatar dude...atleast u got some dosas rather than some crap thai food at Rangoon...payd xtra...LOL...u covered up for what u had saved on ur trip...or u gave the hotel some tips for the fantabulous service rendered to u...
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NTN.... am good..kinda lazy in the morning...not in my usual good spirit..lol
KSA... good you enjoyed.. how can you stand fire in these humid place...you are most welcome...our boy makes yummy cuppicino.. but the security guys wont let you in.. we are under high security area..lol
Ray..you a vegiie? how long been a veggie? why did you stop? I really want to stop non... but its really hard..when others in the da house eat non..and I cook for them...every year its one of my new year resolutions .....will stick to that for 3-4 months...and my friends force me to eat during parties...thats the end of it..
colt...lol yea middle of the night.... I was screaming... COLT..bcos I had your nightmare...but how did you come to know...telepathy? Really sad to hear your awful experience with Aryas..I think the initial mess…..waiters were more professional than the usual Nepali guys you find in many of the restaurants.
NTN : I think you forgot the last post of yours on Thursday! LOL. Does that ring a bell?
Colt : LOL. You need to stick to Hollywood dude. Partner wasn't all that... but it wasn't all that bad either!
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I was there thursday afternoon for lunch and friday afternoon again. Nothing majorly wrong I found in there. Sorry to hear about your sad story. LOL
Ksarat, yes its a little small, but not congested. I found the place clean and quite easy to move around. Overall they've done a good job in making a restaurant out of a dead space in Al Meera. If you sit next to the glass window and have a look on the opposite side where the empty space is. You'll realize the good job they've done in setting it up.
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what?
I went for it before going on my trip with some friends who forced me to come and I so hated it that we went out during the interval... that Govinda is so screwed up, he shud put on some make up and enter the drag shows, maybe he'll do better there... as for Salman... the less said, the better... he's better off drunk hitting headlines than acting in comedies...
I missed that post of yours dude. Just read it.
Well yeah, he's a really good friend of mine in real life. Didn't drink much, two vodka's and two tequilas. I have had 5 shots before and never gotten high. Maybe I was on empty stomach or whatever. Chamelis... well got drunk and that spoilt my plans for the after party :((( Its okay though, made up for it yesterday! ;)
And yes NTN, I do use protection. Hum log kacche game nahi khelte. LOL
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Ray...i believe that restaurant was all way too congested is what i heard...there was hardly any walking space between the tables in a semi-circle manner...but ya guess its the initial rush of ppl with a new rest...lets see if they can manage to keep up the flow or whether the ppl need a better rest a signature one...lets wait and watch...
GG: Dreaming bout Colt in sleep...oooo...will wait for ur comments on that....
Colt: We were dng great without u...now that u came on board back on...we shud jus get better champ...
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I went there Friday morning with the wifey and we waited for like a year for 2 dosas and Tea and then it's aweful to see people come after you and get their food before you and then there was that aweful fire alarm that was malfunctioning and went off and we were sitting close to it and had our fingers in our ears and the manager and others were walking about like they were all deaf...
OMG... I was like so pissed off and blasted (no pun intended) the manager and he was like "Sir you ordered only Dosa's and so... " and I was like... u duche bag that shud be all the more reason to get that faster than the folks who ordered the entire menu... how dense can you get?
OMG the more i think about it, the more furious i get... besides they overcharged me and like a fcuktard I realised that only after i got home when the wifey was cleaning out my pockets... duh!!!
Shuru khana khazana........LOL
Bas tera to yehi kaam hai! Free ka khana aur free ki chai/coffee dhoondte rehna. LOL
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buddy something is fishy here...first as it is there is great mystery about your age .....now u talk perfect symptoms about pregnancy.....looks like you have handled one too many.......Do i remember you saying you were not married.....then itna experience kahan se.....
I know you missed me sooo much that every nite when u was asleep you wud talk in your sleep and be like awww I feel COLT and your hubby wud be lik... ummm WHAT? and you be like... i mean i feel cold... turn that aircon down... lmao!!!
NTN... i missed you too hun... but i just hope you guys were good without me...????
NTN : Oh yeah it was darn good. What else do you want when you have ur friends with you, Bollywood music and a few excessive drinks? Perfect recipe for a druken man. LOL
Gypsy Gal : I'd like to say no comment on that question. Oh yes I did try aryaas, since I'm a veggie, its a very welcome news. The food was good. But like you said way too crowded. I guess its the initial excitement with the people that tends to happen in Doha. Hope they dont get carried away with it. Like the way the garden guys did. All in all, I felt it was a good thing to stop people before entering the restaurant rather than letting them in and let them loose on playing musical chairs on finding an empty seat. Well organized. That way its less crowded inside and the service can be carried out by the staff efficiently. Plus, if you are waiting in a queue you always know how long you have to wait, so its your choice whether to wait or go home.
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Hey GG...the only thing in the Camp Fire was that there no FIRE...sadddddddddddddd.......but anyways...it was good though...about 65 students kids...so it was good a couple of games for them Treasure Hunt so was Decent...had a game of basketball with the kids there...good to say QUITE STUDENTS...sometimes...ooooo that was way too good...
Well i know where s ur office tell me i will come there and have a cup-of-coffee...if they make good coffee in ur office that is...
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Howz you?Normal NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO didnt u guess till now...LOL
Heard aryas is good yet to try though.
Good to see you all back after the weekend…Nice to see the Sugary colt back in action …..lol Owen & NTN did you miss him? I didnt..lol
NTN.... whattttt? you dont sound normal... everything okay? lol
Owen how are you girl? hope you are feeling better after the weekend..
Ray...chameli night made you high??? lol I thought you don’t drink.. do you? Read this before...very funny..lol
KSA ..how was the camp fire? Why are you in the office when nobody there?
Weekend was busy..had some friends at home on Friday...Tried out the new veggie restaurant Aryas yest... too crowded..Food was good..its south indian Resturant...good for idli dosa vada etc..
Hey NTN...thanks the course is taking shape a good one alrite...but its just the timings of the class that are so bad...i m trying and getting that changed...anyways whats with the hangover...as Ray mentioned u pregnant or something...kuch khatta khaane ka mann kar raha hain?
Colt...o come on cant u make out...NTN is happy happy smiles again to see u back here dude...
Ray...i cant imagine ur freind being nice in this part of the world to take ur AZZ to the house and drop u off...did u mix something in the drink to loose control or just too had since it was Chameli Nite...did u see some Chamelis or something...
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anytime......not a prob.Missed you too....noone was using the good @"$&* words here.....LOL
Ray to have hangover one doesnt nesscarily have to party!!!!!!! :)
nite there......LOL
To reach that state was it that good or was it that bad????? :)
So did that mean you're still with the hangover from day before?? Or do you generally get high each morning.
Maybe you're pregnant! And its called morning sickness, not hangover! Hehehehe
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Did i read "hangover"? So kudi when are we hitting the bottle? :-D
good to be back hun... missed you all... including all these li'l queers on here... lol!!!
Thanks....very goodmorning to you both too....
In control of things thats why that line was for you .....:)
I also didnt party last nite....
KSA-How is your course going?Why a boring week?
Where is GG?
My Chameli nite ended so bad that Oldtimer (QL), my good friend in real life had to drop all the friends and then me to my house, park my car. Poor chap had to take a Karwa in middle of the night to get back to his home, since we all had decided to go in my car.
Felt really sorry about what had happened next morning.
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Good morning babe! Welcome aboard.
Well its just that I am generally in control of things that I do. Not just drinks specific. I know my capabilities and limitations. So thats why I said, very rarely I tend to surprise myself.
So you're with a hangover? Hmm... I didn't party last nite. Am quite sober today! :P
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Morning to u babe...how u doing...hangover...hmmm...that sounds like a familiar state of mind...
Anyways how was the weekend...ooooo...trust me its a pretty boring week...but still chalega lets see...so how u doing hows things...
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LOL LOL.
Didn't know the muff's in Rangood were that big to accommodate the whole of Colt in them! Well what are you again? 5'1"??? Am sure its quite possible, when can do with lemons, cigars and bottles in South East Asia. LOL
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How is everybody?Lazy,bored,kicking each other.......:) good start to the week.
Hey colt is back ,no wonder R-7 wants to hit the bed....LOL.How are you?
Ray once in a way its good to reach that state it just feels right......being right always is not nesscarily a right thing always................
oops what is that...looks like i m still with hangover :)
Owen hi to lazy to even go back in time?
O no babe...i dont know who said that...who do u think said that...so whats with u hows everything gng...? so not gng on vacation...?
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ksa good morning...thought you will say used to being abnormal and being shallow (now, who did say that?!)..:P
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When I read muff diver... lol, it was like... yummy, brought back memories of college and diving... lmao!!!
Well now i'm into padi scuba diving... :-P
Dont u worry dear...we r getting used to u being nothin jus like normal...
Hey Ray...where is Charan Wong...didnt see him much around...waiting for the next match is he? to take his foot out of the mouth...
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Ray...well this guy is a guy who comes to the Comp Class that i attend...so i thought u might know him kinda stuff thats all...
Colt...well no dude seriously we missed u infact more than me and Ray i m sure the ladies missed u...and for the fact paid sex...i really dont know what u indulge in or maybe a Gigolo stuff...
Owen...hey babe...morning to u...come on dont laze around at least early up in the morning...
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colt, everybody misses you...:D
rayyz, just plain lazy, don't want to think even...so excuse me if i may be founded silly and all nothing again...hehehe
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Lazy in mind! LOL
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Muah... well that's for my nbr 1 pinay in the house... did ya miss me or wat?
but its toooooooo looooong *tantrums*...:( ..maybe later, will do..
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It's a joke kiddo! Read it, you will laugh like crazy!
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ok, one lady (?) in the house...:D ...what's this man with a passion? (sorry rayyz..too lazy to read)...
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Welcome back bro! Good to see you back safe and sound. I know what you're talking about being a poor country. Have little idea of that.
Disesases? Well we know you're a muff diver, STDs could be transmitted otherwise too! :P LOL
KSA : Tufayl heard of that name. Can't recollect who or where. Mind shedding some light?
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Oh i know you guys must have been like... thank god colt ain't here for a while... good riddance to bad rubbish... or at least for a while...
And why would they need to check me for AIDS? Do you think I indulge in paid sex or sumthing like dat?
Besides, do you know there exsits something called rubber? hee haw!!!
Hey bro...welcome back...good to have u back buddy...indeed the place is quite low in standards...well the girls surely did miss u a lot...
there wasnt a single day they didnt talk bout u...infact i m sorry they didnt have a single day not talking bout u...
Good so have they checked u for AIDS when u flew back inhere...
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Wats the scene pals... i hope not obscene... well my trip was nice the country is way too poor, but the people are sweet and so humble and soft-spoken... loven them and everytime i changed a $100 bill, damn i felt like a man with the money... good thai food for 3 of us made me poorer by what... umm $7? So that is how cheap the stuff is there...
But hey, feels good to be back among you rich and famous guys (that won't be me)...
Where are the ladies?
Ray...thats nice...do u know of any person by the name of Tufayl...by any chance he is too from Bombay...ya i did hear that Chameli Nite was on...didnt know in time otherwise wud have tried to come...chalega...there s always a next time...
Colt...disease...no idea...
So whats lined up today...?
No one in my floor today only 3 ppl out of 45 ppl...me and a couple of other ppl...so wud head out of office pretty early and try to see something on roads...
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Good morning bro!
Yeah noticed that Colt is back. Hopefully without any diseases. LOL
Weekend was great. Very rarely I tend to surprise myself, which I did on friday after the Chameli Nite. Got really really high threw up twice. :(
Bumped into R7 on friday. He was like a rat with his mom besides him.
Otherwise, had great fun over the weekend!
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Bro...how u doing...how was the weekend...have u seen...Colt is back in da house...
So hows was ur weekend...
Whats been happening...
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