Anyone want to fight part 2.

All I see is ra ra cheerlead DaRat, where is my competition???

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so who is next get in where are the cheer leaders.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXT

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anyway...the same is here..i just finished unpacking (just shifted flat)..but just in case someone provokes me..i'll go back here..:)

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ME...I'm so exhausted and so close to sleeping on my desk you could easily take me out Owen...on second thought, DaRuDe would be easier :p

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

oopss i forgot, this is fight thread..:P im on fire..come on..who wants to be the first...:P

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And your here to cause trouble as well Owen ;)

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

Hummers, he is THE trouble...:D darude=trouble, that's it..

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Are you causing trouble again :p

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

Oh DaRat, I thought you had run away from the Cat :P You wouldn't stand a chance against me, I'll just pick you up by the little rat tail of yours and toss you right out of the ring :P

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cheer you or i just get up in the ring and knock out you in just 1 second :/ then dont forget to count the universe and its stars rotating above ur empty head.

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Gasp *blush blush*

Jauntie how could you??? *run after Jauntie into the kitchen*

Ah Darude, so are so confident in yourself, always make everyone fight each other first. You can't face anyone without them being tired, only way you stand a chance. Better go put your skirt on now and get your JassKat cheers ready :P

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so whom you wana face in ur first fight hmm Jass or ooo or Jauntie. later you face JBH in semi final. or join them as a cheerleader too :/

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is here ah dont forget how many times have i defeated you you better take that skirt and join them be a cheerleader now :/

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Jauntie, better let DaRat borrow your skirt, his is at the cleaners and I know he will want to cheer for me :P

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I took the skirt with me - Here! (chucks a face flannel at ooo) cover your embarrassment with THAT! .. harrumph!!!!

catch you later 000 and DaRat xx

Hey off my skirt I just ironed it!!!

sorry Jauntie I must have got carried away … enthusiasm of the beginners :D

gimme an ... erm .... you used up all the letters?

*sulking now. tearing off pom pom skirt and chucking baton at ooo*

were you in football team of what or were you football team cheerleader??

hmm hmmm will hang you upside down

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Give me a D give me an A give me an R give me a U … DaRu!!!

You know I would have kicked your b*tt big time right?

go iron ur skirt with jo jo and find fur dont look at my wolfie skin else will pluck ur eyes :/

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And if I won no cheerleading? No no no I give up, raise Da white flag, run away, retire, drop the sponge etc.

Can I be a cheerleader now?

wow you too are on holiday where in or out of doha?? means you are have massage for the next fight better make good muscles.

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loses her first round she qualifies for cheerleader too :)

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I want to be a cheerleader too!!! They don’t need to read right?

No way DaRu, can’t read that much! Too lazy and I’m on holiday too :P

better go and iron my rah rah skirt - maybe ought to iron my legs also :P

well i think you do need to read that all this is part 2 there is part 1 also consisting of 8pages i guess. to know wha r the fighters JBH Jasscat scorpio left Jauntie a cheerleader as usual and me the champion :D

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gerrawf my teeny toon nose! OUCH!

who you calling Darat??? who r u calling darat me??? come close closer wait let me punchur twiny tweeny nose :/

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this time i am sure i will throw you with help of scarlett.

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Huhu DaRat … I like that!

LOL … I don’t need to read the whole thing though or do I?

where's this thread about bowling??? My time is precious :P

get over here and show me what you got

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need to start winding down for the night. Have fun all.

eeeeeeeeeh i knew it she is a cannibal born in Vietnam jungles :/

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reminds me of a joke, but too long to relate now. love the truck noises krch krch

hehehe

hahahahaha did you get a new Job with ur mini cooper watch it u seen me will get my big trailer over you with a huge scary honk booooooooooooooooooom boooooooooooooooooooom brrrrrrrrrrrr krch krch krch under 16 wheels.

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Yes please, with fresh lemon and sugar...yummy!!

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

BEEEEEEP brrrrrrrrrrrm brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm change down for faster approach brrrrrrrrrrm brrrrrrrrrrm BEEP BEEP brrrrrrrrrrm brrrrrrrm OOPS knocked DaRu flat and ran over him brrrrrrrrrm brrrrrrrrrrm change to reverse brrrrrrrrrrm OOPS went over him again brrrrrrrrrm first gear 0-6mph in 10 seconds brrrrrrrrrrrrm racing off zoooooooom

Anyone for DaRu pancakes?

the one who wins this will decide later to get Hummer and then the one who wins come to me to knock you down at once in just 1 second

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then last time when i challenged you, why did you run away with that tail of yours tucked between your legs??

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whats is on??? what are you saying i said show me what you got i mean ur fighting skills. ah u chicken cant even catch a fly and talking about fighting with me Dreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam on :D

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no need to wait, i am here....its ON :/

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coem and show me what you really gotttttttttttt :/

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its ok now that u admit that not between us its only personal so why u asked us

take care for ur futurw next time

happy day

good luck

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All confusing the fight was btwn me and JBH

i donot know why is every one steppin in and showin their punctured muscles :? where as i am sure if i get every one from their throat they will forget whats next :/

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this thread is beginning to give me the creeps! :P

Nemo just blew her bowl up and Maria.m looks terrifying in that gas mask

What happened to the 'good clean fight, no farting, no belching, no below the belt, no tickling' type brawling in mud with no one getting hurt toon stuff?

where are we going man. ??? :?

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What happened here. Okay I remember now. Corne you bad bad girl. I phased out cause you FARTED. YOU FARTED !!! Is that what you mean by letting out in public. Now I have to clean your aquarium all over again. Bad Fishy !!! Don't you give me those innocent looks and try to make bubbles blowing your lips. Huh !! Nobody warned me about wearing a gas mask here.

Your wiggling goeey tail is tickling my funny bones corne. You can't hurt a soul Nah !!!

Acts like she's passed out, when Mariam comes closer to check, I sprint up and beat the sh't out of u! :P

And that's all folks! *says it in a bugs bunny style* CRUNCH CRUNCH on the carrot :D

Come back you chicken FriendRaj. (Chases him...) Yoo-Hoo ooo Corne eee Are you there? You passed out in one knock. Huh !!! (Looks surprised!!!!)

I am thinking only I am having good muscles here. Ha Ha Ha I am now very afraid of you. I am running out.

your style I give you a karate chop followed by a free style hair dragging.

Let's use the toughest weapon of them all: WORDS ;)

Shoot. I am really good at the last one so here goes ---- You @@#######%%%&&**(#$#@#$ .... and on and on ........

Breaks my heart to fight a fellow girlie but choose your style : karate / free style / blah blah...

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Yeah I have issues with human beings. Welcome to QL ? LOL, that's what I should be telling YOU haha. I don't want to mess with u? Why the hell not? I'm bored, and haven't argued with anyone for days :D

Bring it on sista!

Are you related to archer78 cause it sounds like deja vu. Welcome to QL. Trust me you don't wan't to mess around with me. I gave DaRuDe's car a big dent and since then he is trying to get even with me.

Don't hate me. Please. I will not hurt you

I hate people.

Can I be fighting with you Maria.m but you are beautiful girl so I only say sweet things to them not fighting them. Today is also my first day so only friend no fighting.

What have I got here. Only two contestants. 1)aratchhb - the mushy mushy guy 2)Sissy Boy DaRuDe. aratchhb - Nobody hurts u cause I don't wan't my face scratched by someone who has her beautiful "eyes" on you LOL. Come stand next to me Valentine Boy - won't let anyone lay a finger on you.

A special msg for sweet Oamonteiro - Since you get all nervous & jittery during cat fights and burst out with jokes to lighten things I have beverages ordered for you. So sit back and amuse urself in case u enter this lethal area. But hey Sorry to disappoint you No fights today.

am still waiting for the challeng but have u preper ur mind and u heart

keep walking ur happness will come alone

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If you are getting sick of your lives just tell me wont take me time to pluck ur heart out and make ur soul flying out of ur body b4 it bears anymore pain nastu weird pains :/

And Maria read the topic Jass Continued this topic it was JBH and me who started it all here is the first Fighting Club

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/25856

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All the boys are hiding behind their Mama's skirt and shivering after seeing Big Wolf go down. Hope you get in a foul mood again (God Forbid) and bash them to pulp.

They are too scared to fight now. Guess we will have to find some more for our entertainment!

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I wait for you the whole day and you are turn up now !!!! I was hoping you beat the s**t out of boys and I cheer you up 'cause you started the action.

You give up so easily. All it took was one little girl and bam! you are running away with your tail tucked between your legs.

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If that makes me one of the pack. Trying to be politically correct and get in the QL good books. He seems to trail behind every girl(To make them comfortable at QL -------Just edited so hope no offence to DaRuDe). I just seem to have the last word with everybody who adresses me.

hmm will just rest my case here.

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the right note - I like everybody.

DaRuDe : Whew !!! Thank God, You are alive. For a second there... You heard what jauntie said 'I seem to like you' Now run like crazy before I start chasing you.

that be fighting talk, that be! For sure our wolfie will be sniffin' around now! (apologies to DaRu) hehehe

Am not a lover boy i dont believe in this crap LOVE i just know one thing how to knock one out in just 1 sec.

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I can tell you like him :D

Okay you lover boy. You asked for it. (Flutters her eyes - Lifts her skirt a tiny winy bit and while the opponent is googling his eyes ) WHACK !!! WHACK !!! a blow on head and Darude is on ground. Lying like a dead cockroach with all limbs up.

who commented that and where??? show me wana knock him/her out.

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will grab Jasscat and smack her on you again and time. was thinking of scarlett but guess no use she will bounce damn high and fall where donot know :D

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I heard this before - u said it for someone else. What are you doing in the boxing arena ??? You have been voted the Most Flirt Member. So go flirt and let the toughies in. As for me I am still in the audience chair waiting for some action.

I see you are flat on your face, but I didn't mean to trip you as you left this thread, honestly! My foot just sort of got in the way of your shin. :P

Here! Let me help you up. Ooopsy! sorry again - didn't mean to grab you there. Awww now you are all doubled up in pain. Sheesh I'm SO clumsy ...

This is fighting topic so you step in the ring and get beaten and make sure when u get in the ring do ask your friends to come so that they can carry you back to hmmm Emergency ward in Hamad Hospital yea dont forget to book a bed for you too b4 coming coz you know too many patients these days beds not available :D

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Goes back. Zzzzzz. Snores. (Wake me when the show begins).

Makes herself comfy whilst eating popcorn.

Squints eyes and scans. Taps her right foot. Still tapping. Yawns. Yawnssssss(Echo of yawn).

That might be a problem for Darude, he has a tiny little wolf brain that only thinks of the moon, and tiny little muscles good for sitting and howling.

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i accept the challenge am protecing my friend ok when we u like to kick ok for me but lets see how will laugh in the end .bocz when u fight for reason u will win but when u fight for showing ur muscles that mean u dont have ur courge to fight u depend on ur muscles but when u depend on ur prain that is the powerful

so preper ur self ..

pay the insurance policy first.

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Thanks for the help arat, but Darude is a wimpy target and I can get him with one punch right between the eyes and down he goes FATALITY :P

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hmm you do face death in fights too. not a hard task on powerful on left chest and there ur heart gets busted probably brusted. just you really should know where exactly to punch. and thats my fav punch :) or the nerve above each eye on top at right and left is also wonderful easy to get one blind in no time.

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am the one how going to fight if u hurt my close friend .

or u think to hurt here will fight for death.

so becarful to hurt her

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wana bust ur nose and make ur jaw history am really in bad mood any thing goes fatality and brutality :/

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Seen ghost rider the character wind he didnot have soul but then see how he faced death well WILL GET YOU BURNED and u smurfy try pickin up 10kilo first then come talk to me :/

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Narouhodu, Omayou Shingami ds ka .... Subarashi :)

I have no heart- remember i am the angel of death.

Better find another way to try and defeat me.

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who are you calling smurf!...we already dig your own grave you tall stick, will just push you over deep within in together with your donkey still sticking in your ass, pour on cement and you will be history...:D

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u can hold on to ur breath when how where i know that but a blow on a heart ends it all :/

and you smurf owen yea am back to get u graved :?

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ok im back...you are still here wolf, thought you vanish already..:D

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I can hold my breath way longer than you can hold your stamina!

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LOL

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

You Stinky holy hole LOSERS get over here.

Am Done with Qatar Airways now.

Next are you guys come here

Jass hehehe you talk alot have my words in next QL meetin u will be the first losing ur breath

Owen hmmm no need will just throw king over you

Red Pope see that ribbon around ur neck hmm will tie you with that and park you with ur donkey keep talkin to him all night and repent ur sins to him THAT HOW U HARASSED TO LIL INNOCENT NUNS :D

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I had shrimp yesterday! The squid sounds good, but kebabs are also yummy, maybe make both!!

Why are you so haunted? Stressed? I always have the same bad dream of my teeth rotting and falling apart. I usually have it when upset of stressed. Enjoy the dinner :)

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dreams were hunting me for a while. It becomes now just more clear to my vision and the message is really bad.

Well, I cooked already the last Shrimps pack early this morning because I did not had dinner last night cuz I slept at 8:15. I just deep fried those and drink a beer with them at 7:30.

My cousin will come over this evening, still not sure. I have some Kebab & Squid there in the house, which one to cook? Guess I will go with the Squid cuz it is more ... not unless they decide to get something from outside. My mood was really affected with those dreams :(

Those sound like horrible dreams! I am giving you a big hug...and then a little smack for your sweet dreams ;)

Too much fighting on QL must me seeping into your dreams. From now on, I'll be nice-no more angel of death!!

:P

What are you cooking for us today??

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It was a mixture of good and bad ones. The bad ones was about going back home and find myself fighting with whom? I have no idea ... it is about the madness happening now back home. This i the second time that I see myself there and I hate it, in both I died in the end with a shot in the head and from my back :(

The other one is, ... I have no idea, I saw a girl that I never saw before and it is not good. I met so far only two and before meeting them I got some remarks that I'm finding the meaning to those now [it does not make sense back then] and I don't want this to happen because it will change a lot.

The sweet dreams, ... well ... gotta keep those for me :)

I guess everyone got scared off. I'm still here!! Was it Darude in your nightmares????

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What is happening here? Guess that I will also go now, dreamed of a lot last night and honestly if I knew that sleep would let me know about those things I would not slept at all :(

Got a lot in mind, sorry but will try to vanish for a while.

I love you too brother.

It was all in fun, The Donkey ride story.

Just pass it on...

I will continue with it, once I found out; WHO is the NEXT BENEFACTOR Donkey Rider!

But make sure not to include QATARI, PM or any of those heavy weight contenders.

I pretty sure my writing skills will be outmatch with them.

Hopefully, no one will get sensitive with it or gets me banned because of their temperature report reach the red zone of patience.

Have fun and Good night.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

Will just forgive you guys

carry on with the fun :)

Let me find some one to damn him.

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First you have to accept your defeat with the patriarchal donkey, who is being riding you all night.

Then the Donkey will stand down exhausted and donate his story to the readers of QL as your defeat for once and forever.

I think that is fair... Just pass the buck to other QL members to carry the load of the Donkey overnight.

LoL

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

I'll be the first to step yup and you'll be the first down! I will step on your fallen body and throw you to the sea where you can sleep with the fishies for ever.

RIP Darude

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ofcores DaRuDe ;P

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KIng Edshel, fighting your pillow and bed? that's really lame, you chose pillow and bed coz you are such a weakling person? ...goodness, you and darude are really such a sweet loveteam..:P

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So guess i shall get back on my old track right??

hmmm so who is first step ahead.

and see how i beat you and get u trashed just in one comment

and next you wont be on QL like say hmm insomania , wesadpole , and the famous Airsupply.

So come now one by one.

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Good morning King- that wasn't your pillow you were fighting- it was Darude sneaking in for a quick cuddle!! :P

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maxi8008, whose side are you? darude or me? :P

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How is everyone doing here? Ready to fight, I slept early last night and was fighting my pillow and bed all night ... I guess I'm well prepared for this ... Bring it on :)

even if I was drunk- I still speak the truth :D

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Most feel awfully strenuous to stare at the donkey belly.

Is that that right DARUDE?

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None but ourselves can free our minds..

you guys sure not drunk like Red Popie :???

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Don't have to try to shove it- he's used to donkey there! LOL LOL

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"straaaaaaaak"

thats a good morning slap ;D

how r u sweet lady

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speaking of donkeys, once i see one of them, i will carry it and smash it on Darude's body!...or i will try to shove the poor donkey to his a**...lol

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OK AM NOT :/

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LOL Owen!

Darude- you're not famous- more like D-list.

You wish you could get at my soul- but your donkey never came. To slow joe!

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smores out of no soul darude (and heartless also)...what devil jass? he himself is the devil!!!...and a very ugly devil i must say...:D

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Darude- what do you know about souls?? You don't have one- devil got it long ago!

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guess u guys are fedup with ur life so just get straight and ask me and i will do my best to make ur souls flying out of ur bodies in no time.

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I'll bring the marshmallows and chocolate for the bonfire so we can make some s'mores! Yum yum.

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darude, didn't i warn you not messing on my thread ever again?!...coz of that there will be no more mountain climbing for you and King coz i will tie your legs and hang you upside down on one tree...throw gasoline all over you and set you on fire!..:P

jass, wanna chat on our bonfire? :D

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Yes Darude- how is the donkey ride coming? Its taking too long to reach for our fight.

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How is your donkey ride doing this morning?

Have you check the donkey tread lately?

I'm still hang over from last night odyssey of Winnneee!

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Seen ur neck hmm just one chop and ur head will be history.

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If you can take time out from your lovely moonlit date with King then I am here to fight!!

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who is ready who wana step in the ring 1 on 1. will get ur tiny toon nose busted with in few second.

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just got the right stories in the right time and come to know about those stories from your friends :) kid with a samurai? hmmmm quit watching those Japanese Animations it will not do you any good, getting crazy on QL would be bad for you :)

You need your mind to function properly because with all of those kicks and punches that you will got here there would be no piece of your body in it's place and your brain is not an exception :)

JBH> Winning one round does not mean the end of the battle, we will see ... only days will proof that I was right.

*singing* somebody's pissed at me, somebody's pissed at me..a kid with a samurai..

go get em JBH..go go go..he is now weak because of blue flower..hehehehe.

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King Ed's getting a bit confident.

I'll step back in to bring him down to size with a blinding flurry of Wing Chun punches to the face then switch ti Thai to land a few well aimed knees to the ribs and one to the chin.

Then just to show off I'll hip-throw him but pull away half way through so he lands in a crumpled heap by my side.

Then I'll give him a Chinese burn and a knuckle rub.

Look I'm busy now and I'm sure I'm being watched so the posts may be a bit scarce.

Anyway I'm tired after all that.

Call me Maninibat!

I can name the two who made me wild this way. The first one is the girl with the blue flower and the second is the one with ice-skiing avatar. Both are crazy, took my medications and let me suffer here on the threads. Oh Com'on Owen ... why do you think that we have to do the same thing that you normally do when you hang out with your GFs? We target those in the nights because it is easier, we go to the mountain in the nigh because the moon can't be seen in the mid-day, People normally grill stuff in the night. Who goes now outside to do such things must be having a serious problem :) Don't think that our story and yours should be similar, share your stories and adventures some where else. We are fighting here !!!

you bet he is..lol..maybe because of the grilled beef he ate last night..:P

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pass King Ed his meds, please .... he's getting a bit scary now

oh you KING and Darude...spendin nights together?..oh this is grossssssss...*singing* darude and king sittin in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G... (what a romantic scene you two got) lol...

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people, here comes the DaRu_King team. That was a trap to let you all fall down, I'm not leaving the wolves brotherhood to join anything else. I can't forget the nights when we were heading to the top of the mountains, hunting deers and roar all night. That was really fun, not to mention escaping that big left eye fool bear, that was really fun. Whenever we see a tree, we just run beside it and that fool would duuuugg boooof hit the tree and start screaming. Laughing at him for a while will make him try again, and again .. the same thing .. in the end after crashing into like 10 trees he gave up and start crying. I hate you guys I hate you .. where is my moooomm ... I want her now and I want to go home ... Remember that man? :)

are you sure about it u are a peace loving gal.

why i never had that feelings lol

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how come i got forced into your fight. I m a peace loving gal .....no fisticuffs from me........just verbal tongue lashing....... go find another henchman or woman !!!! LOL

and will bang every ones head with every other one :/ wont leave any one just let them all come back from their vacations. and am sure all the guys will join me with pleasure :D

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gathering?!..what gathering?...you are the one not attending to any, coz you are too damn afraid that someone will dang your head...(one of which is me..):D

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Owen has a special bottle of mineral water for you, just ask. :D

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guess she went to get her armour suit for her protection dont worry jauntie will still get through it. get it as thick as u can.

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next time i meet you guys in any gathering swear am not goin to leave any one of you. now if you guys didnot show up that will make me a winner.

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He's not even a wolf- more like a chihuahua. YIP YIP YIP biting at our toes!

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am trying to make ur day on ql so have fun

and plz step ahead one by one so i can B---h slap every one

my pleasure :D

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that is stallion, just a plain stinking wolf, a wannabee wolf...but he is not, he is soooooo thin you can blow his body away! :D

KIng? bailing stallions side now? and siding with us? Good! :D

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Darude is always asking to fight, but once we start he tries to get us to fight others cause he is to scared, weak, etc.

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normally needs to be surrounded by maximum number of people to get irritated and start kicking everything around so violently :) Not a pleasant experience, it is one of ... Don't try those at home :)

i agree...he's probably weak behind all that bravado..and darude dont worry about the grave, i'll be happily digging yours once im through with u and we dont need an ambulance, im sure jasskat and i can carry u with no difficulty at all, or better yet, we can just drag u by the feet to the grave ;-P

-CERTAMVS!-

why are you inviting online users to fight with you, wherein you haven't beaten any of us here...you are getting it this time stallion..wait for the MB slamming on your face..:D

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you wana fight me ok just b4 doing that u have to fight my buddy zyga if u get over her then welcome but dont forget to do all those arrangments bookin a grave a bed at icu an ambulance and few friends to carry ur bodies away. :D

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He can't handle us, so he is trying to have you take me out. He's just too weak!

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hi how r u owen?......king edshel is so awwwwwwwwwww........hot head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well u said u were going to give me a punch...now ur asking me to go for jasskat ;-P and u have too much to handle??? not so tough after all as u were implying ;-P wahahahahaha!!!

-CERTAMVS!-

You and your hammer talk- its got no power- find something else.

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no no am having enough to handle right now i prefer u take on jass and kind astrvm.

well u pass them come to fail wont take more then a min to get u buried deep 30 meter with with hammer punch on ur head :D

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Guess we know your type now.

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dont know whats happening, dont have the patience to read everything ive missed but here i am as u requested and ready to take u on anytime, anywhere ;-P

-CERTAMVS!-

don't want to fight, then this is not the right place for you. All here are professional in:

Kicking - Shouting - Biting - Hair Grabbing - Face Scratching - Breaking Bones - Cutting Heads - Smash Faces - Shocking People with Electricity - Deadly Punches and of course yelling at each other and doing nothing most of the time. To which category do you belong? If you can't find yourself here, please run while you can ... It is so scary, dangerous and sometimes deadly here :(

wazzup? :D

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anyone i can talk here??????

I should be working in a gas station to know Corolla, Nissan, Honda and the rest of the gang girls ... All Japanese cars as you can see, what heat are you talking about? All of these cars are working just fine in the bad weather ... Japanese cars have no engine problems and it is always working fine. What girls are you talking about here? hmmm hmmm? Guess I need to do more researches ... you got me confused here :)

OH no, did her car run out of gas???

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i thought its corolla lady? what happened to her? is she with you already? my god, you really one big slezy scumbag...

King? toyota lady? boy you have lots huh?...a new hobby of yours? :P

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hahahahah guess he cant take the heat he got expired last night with that toyota lady :D

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Oh, I am so innocent I never need to go to a confession!! Thats all you.

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darude...oh that would be a good idea, ok kick me kick me kick me...(wehehehehe that doesn't sound nice)..

doc nemo, ready to fight? how's everything with you (forget for a while that this a fight thread, plz)

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"Don't mess with old farts...age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bullsht and brilliance only come with age and experience."

:P

is that how you call corny yooo hoo nemo i think she is a human LOL

and hey wait Jass what do you mean the booth will brust it wont even feel an ounce weight. not More then you atleast :D

hey Jauntie watch it at this age u might get ur joints loose. walk slowly.

owen just one football kick and there you go flying in air to manila :D

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Hi there! *rushes over, arms outstretched, and plants a big wet smackeroo on nemo's gills* UMWAHHH (knocking DaRude guy out of the way as I go)

and why would we stallion follow orders from you? hmmmm? my hands are itching and wanting to wring your neck...

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My god, the confession booth would burst out in flames with Darudes confession.

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Having a cranky morning...so I'm all ready to fight lol

How y'all doing ?

she is he so will throw her too :D

Welcome Doc wazzup doc khrach khrach eatin carrot

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I thought it was my gluteus for a second and not my hands...LOL

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

wait wait wait i dont mind gettin wet i will get the whole water tank with me and throw u in it or wait will throw all of u in it.

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Stand in line now and bring ur hands forward time to punish you guys gettin Rude with Da Rude damn you all :P

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That was ME not red pope lol

I have to go and unpack :o(

Need to locate where I packed that water pistol I bought, the one with DaRuDe's name on the spray :D

first you come to my confession boooth and repent all those sins u did in ur childhood watchin porns and harassin the nuns :D

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We don't have enough Rosary Beads for DaRuDe to use if he makes a full confession!

Go check in the Vatican storeroom, whilst I Bible punch him lol

Darude is too scared of me. He tried to fight me but ran away with his tail tucked between his legs.

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You got late on that i already punched you :D

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i WAS FIGHTING WITH HEZBOLLAH AND WIKEDIA. You still haven't visit my confession Booth Darude.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery

None but ourselves can free our minds..

ok jass, get him..hit him real hard this time..crush him..turn him to pieces...smash his ugly face..:D

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now look here, ducky! No-one calls ME 'toon nose' and gets away with it. I'll chop the legs right out from under you ... toon nose indeed!

PAH!

*grabbing DaRuDe by the ear and marching him outside for a thorough talking to!*

I'm here, I'm here

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darude..much as i wanted to accompany your pathetic invitations here..i still have lots of things to do here...

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guess no one for fight.

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C'mon show me some skill what u got.

JBH man where r u.

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Copper and astrvm hmm well guys when u are done with each other i will take on the winner and the winner has to do few things b4 gettin in the ring with me book a bed in icu ward book a grave call the ambulance to be on standby get ur friends along with you later you will need shoulders to be carried away after i am done with you.

Right now am thinkin to welcome Jauntie with a sweet punch on her tiny toon like nose :D

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true..makes them look sleeker ;-P and its easy to just pick up and use for whatever purspose u have in mind ;-P

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I know.

But I find them very difficult to manouver in.

And don't they make your calves look good?

Call me Maninibat!

well u didnt include stilletoes...;-P besides making our legs look a mile longer, it comes in handy for nasty business ;-P

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Additional rules for the Girlies;

No illegal use of handbags,

No crying,

No using that "big doey eyed" thing to put us off.

Call me Maninibat!

well copper...i'll take that as a challenge ;-P so its u im going to be fighting wit...u poor boy, u dont know what ur up against..;-P better run while u still can ;-)

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Now tht u are here,i'll let you take the first shot..Make it hard

well i dont know who's gonna be fighting who around here but im for a good fight..im in a cranky mood and ive been in my war freak mode since the weekend..so im ready anytime! ;-P

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MAn you should pray for those who are about to fight me...

ARe u in practice.Dont forget newtons third law of mothion.Neither u will be 50 m back by ur own gun.have a nice fight

"Drink Beer Save Water"

Watch out mate...I have been practicing

give ur first shut to the umpire.second wiil be u.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

No sweet talks and beautiful posts...I am DEADLY

Who wana get the first shot????

Hey stop ur fight until i come to the field.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

yes king sweet dreams, leave poor corolla girl she needs some good luck in her life. Must be stressful life with the kind of business you do.

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I drink so far 2 Red Bull, but I can now tell ... This drink is a fake!! Stop drinking it!! It has nothing to do with restoring power or energy ... It made me feel sleepy and need urgently to go to my bed :) and DaRuDe .. I guess that you will be the third one tonight, I know that you;ve been waiting for this moment to ask and you are really welcome man :) Don't be shy, If you asked me before, ... man no need to go with the pain of posting here all the time , just call me tonight ok? :)

Jass, he will fall for that ... now I can call the police and arrange it properly :)

Good night guys, .. ohhh sorry good morning. Have a nice day

mmm looks like last night u had 2 of them hmmm including that corolla lady too hmmm i under stand u really must be tired dead tired say hmm and u need rest now to restore ur energy back good go and have 3 tonight' :P

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IF the police show up at your house- just point them in the direction of Darude outside your window- he's the one causing all the problems.

You're innocent he is to blame!

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i will spot the weakest part and will kick it punch it so get rid of u in no time :D

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Both of you are bored and feel so refreshed after last night good sleep, but me i'm so sleepy and got work later. Off to bed now you two bad people, behave you two .. dammit it looks like i'm the only one involved here with you. You two are fighting each other and i'm lost in between, what have I done? Do I have to fake all of these stories and got a fake company too which will put me later in trouble to explain to you what was going on in my house??? Leave me alone , let me breath, let me ... let me ... Ok will not say anything any more, no need to get in trouble again.

Take Care Guys

I just kick, can't help where I hit. I'm a lover not a fighter.

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Depends on, I would just aim for the visible and what I can see in front of me. No matter if it would be this or that ... I got the right to strike anywhere because kicking under the belt is prohibited and an international violent for the roles of friendship and relations between men and women. It is just simply crossing all the red lines until you got no more; try the green ones later good luck finding those :)

So you would beat a poor woman?? Kick her in the chest?? BAD BAD BAD.

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WE got something down there to kick, but they got nothing [lucky them] but if you really intened to let a woman breathless, a kick on her chest and she is gone [sorry, but not that mean to do it :)]

I only aim below the belt. It's my right. too bad for you.

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Tit for Tat you go first take them if they kick u below belt u also kick the below belt LOL

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no no no, your little arms can't even reach me before my punch hits you.

I'll be standing over your body- so sorry you are gone who will fight me next???

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Jass> you did not try me before, just and old kick boxer that were hitting my legs with others or in the wall until it bleeds :)

DaRuDe> Wish if women got no idea about that bad move or action called 'Kicking under the belt' :) Everything else can be controlled and be fine.

whaaaaaaaaaaaat just one blow and u are out

so i will say now

NEXXXXXXXXXXXXT PLZ i mean next opponent :D

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well I can't help it if girls are so much stronger than boys. Lets rumble. I can't wait to use all my boxing lessons in real life wooo hoooo

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he is not gettin in he is trembling i guess hmm or might be thinkin how to knock you out.

damn so hard fighting a female u know what i mean :D

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Tweety will be begging for mercy- I'll throw em to my cats :)

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hmm King wouldn't stand a chance against me. I will start his eulogy right now.

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Ok Jass wrestle tweety first will see who wins will fight that one then but no wait have to go through KIng of samuria too then in last me.

make sure u book a bed at emergency ward in hospital. :D

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after passing a brutal night with that other girl last night

i will get u in figth with jass to refresh ur stamina ok

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You seem to have a lot of pent up aggression, not getting what you need from watching through windows?

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I don't need friends, I can take you out!

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i was thinkin the same to ask the admin to delete that topic it went way looooooooong. well talk talk hmm get in the ring then jass and call ur friends to give u shoulder later :D

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Darude you are all talk talk talk, couldn't kick me if you saw me, I'm just too angelic.

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