What's the difference...?
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After a few drinks, he walks over to her and asks her if she would sleep with him for $200,000. She thinks about all the things she could do with that much money and, finally says that she would. He then asks her if she would sleep with him for $20. She's now horribly insulted.
"What kind of girl do you think I am", she asks.
He responds, "I know what kind of girl you are...now we're just negotiating a price.
Here's the question; what's the real difference, price or motive...?
something similar...
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds by yelling at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"
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