I am home! take me drunk!

is it coz of the neighbours daughter or coz you're running his water bill up? lol!!!

i hope none of my neighbours are here... oops.. i am afraid to go home...

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Now I know why you water bill is always low..May be I should talk to your neighbour..lol

got out of the club at 4 in da morning....pissed drunk.,...my girl's already in the car.....opened the door ,started the car and just as i was about to drive off....turned towards to give her a peck on the cheek...and there i saw the most horrifyed look i have ever got from a complete stranger....needles to say that incident was followed by a torent of apologies and tons of leg pulling

Whose neighbors? yours? My neighbors have only son.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

i'll save myself from humiliation of calling names again, so i'd rather not tell it here...wait till we talk about this again when we all meet up..hehehehe..:)

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drink beer save water..? sentibhim theres a better way for that...

"save water, take bath with neighbours daughter."

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No delivery system.

"Drink Beer Save Water"

darude...went u send the cops... please ask them to come with 2 bottles... my stocks are almost empty.. and i am too lazy to get out to buy..!

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... THE WORST?

my friends/buddies told me the next day that, when i was drunk, i peed in front of them while vomiting. sounds embarassing, but, what to do yani!!! lol....

ok mufy just hold on i will send the cops to ur home to take you :D

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thats bad... u shud have asked for another bottle!!!! we would b glad to pen down that experince here for u

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Do I get a gold star for that one?

I'm sure I have more, but they mostly have more "adult" content.

Or at the very least a distastefull theme.

Call me Maninibat!

that was a good thing to hear but not a good thing someone would wosh cud happen to them..

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What a tale of catastrophes! ooooooh the evils of drink ...

holly 5hit... that was wild... lol!!! can actually picture that guy screaming... it's all hairy.... lmao!!!

The only time i was "bok" from drinking was when i was trippin and having absinthe in europe somewhere... and hell that was like a nightmare... ewwww bad bad nite!!!

Had no car so we walked to the supermarket.

Popped into the pub on the way back for a "quick drink".

Had a really good run of songs on the juke box, someone was playing all of our favourites, as we where, so we stayed for "another couple" of drinks.

One of our friends came in who we hadn't see for a while with her new boyfriend, so we bought them a drink and got in a round.

We decided to stay and watch the band with them but had to take the shopping home.

We got home and I had to run straight to the loo, as you do.

My Mrs let the dogs in and my dog came charging up the stairs to greet me as she always does.

I knew the dog was going to jump on me, so as I was weeing I tried to protect my privates.

Dog jumped on me, I fell forward [still protecting my privates] and crashed my head into the blinds and through the window smashing it with my head.

The first thing I saw was the next door neighbour looking at me in amazement and then pointing and laughing at me.

My head was through the blinds and the now broken window.

Mrs ran up to pull me back through and amazingly, apart from a tiny cut on my ear, I was unscathed.

She washed my hair over the bath to get any glass out and I was fine.

I then had to get up a ladder and nail a piece of wood over the broken window.

Then we went back to the pub, as you do.

When in the gents I felt a sharp sting on my left buttock and panicked thinking it was a piece of glass.

So I pulled my trousers and underpants down, turned my bare bum at our friends new boyfriend [that I had just met] and asked him "if he could see anything", but neglected to tell him what I was no about.

He screamed like a girl and ran out of the toilets shouting "oh my God it is all hairy".

Leaving me bent over with my bare a*se out with a load of blokes looking at me astounded as I checked for a non-existent cut.

I walked out with my dignity in tatters to explain to our friends boyfriend, but as I reached him I fell over a step onto my back, with a full pint in my hand, without spilling a drop.

The band were quite good though.

Call me Maninibat!

Yes, the bathroom was just to far and my parents were sleeping. And anyway, I used the bathroom first time. Oh, gosh, secret revealed! :)

i am really laughing hard here thinking about bok or boooaaa... and 5th floor... wat were you standing on the window... yikesss... or did you not manage to get to the bathroom on time.... eewww either way... thank god i wasn't you neighbour... lol!!!

is that true...hummmmmmm

i hope i misunderstand your point...

or rather boooaaaa! :) And I was living in the 5th floor, when the alkohol decided to come out...:) what a shame, what a shame!!!! :)

I call that "bok"... coz that's the sound you hear when it's going out... bok... lol!!!!

You are damn right! Just let you in the secret, it goes out on the same way it went in, hehehe!

That gives you an excuse to change your name to Mr. Paul Bean...:-P

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ok when you say that alcohol doesn't stay in you, i can think of 2 ways how it gets out... in keeping with your "Good Image", dun wanna say that here as well... :-P

Oh, no I shouldn't relieve such a secret! Actually I never was really drunk, only tipsy a few times. The thing is, alkohol doesn't stay in me. I will tell you the story personally, not hear. It's kinda embarassing a little, would distort my good image. Do I have a good image? :D

Mr. Paul dun need to be drunk to be doing stupid things... he does it all the time... he's QL's "Mr. Bean"...lolz!!!