Dating experience

JBH
By JBH

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 38, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t1ts.

By KellysHeroes• 6 Sep 2007 19:10
KellysHeroes

No. We are talking about flavored inflatables :)))))))))

By jauntie• 6 Sep 2007 19:07
jauntie

:o)

By JBH• 6 Sep 2007 18:36
JBH

Are we still talking about fun-bags?

I'm getting confused now.

Call me Maninibat!

By KellysHeroes• 6 Sep 2007 18:30
KellysHeroes

So will have to eliminate white, black and dark red LOOOOOONG grapes:)

That makes it easier I guess :P

By nib• 6 Sep 2007 18:18
nib

i dont even like fresh milk so what is all this fight about?!?!! :)

By JBH• 6 Sep 2007 18:04
JBH

No specific rasberry-ripple specification specified.

Call me Maninibat!

By Amigo66• 6 Sep 2007 17:36
Amigo66

dont discourage the boy......let him discover life on his own.:)

As they say higher the risk higher the gains.

LOL Alexa.......we can modify in this case "higher the age higher the chances"

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 16:57
anonymous

For me to read this thread, I had buy and use a pacifier

My confession booth is open for your love affairs.

Cardinal OF QATAR LIVING

By KellysHeroes• 6 Sep 2007 16:39
KellysHeroes

Have been checking my diary.

Any specific requirement for nip*le size also?

That is important so that I can narrow the path:)))))))

By jauntie• 6 Sep 2007 16:30
jauntie

don't encourage nib to start PMing the lady QLers! sheesh! you wanna get him strung up? :D

He's a nice young man, aren't you nib and, although I dunno what canarybird is on about, I saw nothing wrong in your comment to Alexa - just looked like a throwaway line-type joke to me! (you even poked your tongue out when you typed it) :P

By Amigo66• 6 Sep 2007 16:20
Amigo66

u just got misunderstood nib......thats all. If u r interested in asking such a thing always PM the request with ur age. You never know when the lady luck shines on u.

I guess a separate topic regarding (.)(.) may b generated. Men just fall for them accept it or not.

Have a nice weekend everybody.

By nib• 6 Sep 2007 14:34
nib

i really cant walk like that, dreaming is easier:)

canarybird.. i dont know what problem u have with me. i can guess somethings but dont want to mention them here..

By JBH• 6 Sep 2007 14:30
JBH

Well we still use ours.

Do you mean the coins or are we still talking about chesticles?

Call me Maninibat!

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 14:30
anonymous

Then you must be rich because women cost a lot of money.

I heard of one man in Bahrain he had 4 wives and was working nearly 24 hours a day to keep them poor B. lol

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 14:28
anonymous

Lol is the thrupney bit still in use?

By DaRuDe• 6 Sep 2007 14:28
DaRuDe

no problem i have 4 wives :) they are happy with me and i am depressed from them :(

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By JBH• 6 Sep 2007 14:26
JBH

Not four wives, do you think I'm mad?

I meant four thripeny bits.

Call me Maninibat!

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 14:21
anonymous

Not really looking, I would imagine with four wives you would be pretty busy lol

By DaRuDe• 6 Sep 2007 14:20
DaRuDe

You have 4 wives?? what r you tarzann???? :/

Alexa how about me :D

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By JBH• 6 Sep 2007 14:15
JBH

I'm not really looking.

I'm very happy with the four my wife and I have.

Call me Maninibat!

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 14:13
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

Dun worry, I'm getting to where you are soon... and what's with chubbyirani... is she getting on or not?

By nib• 6 Sep 2007 14:11
nib

u got me wrong. i didnt ask anything from u. it cud be like ' show me some if there are plenty':)

sorry..

i just see camel tits these days:)

By t_coffee_or_me• 6 Sep 2007 14:11
Rating: 3/5
t_coffee_or_me

1. Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare.Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false.

2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

3. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

4. Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

5. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

6. Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

7. Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes.

8. What do people mean when they say, "The computer went down on me."

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 14:10
anonymous

I am feeling desperate as well playing cupid with my bachelor boy-friends and my single girl-friends *Sigh*. Both of them are physically gorgeous and have wonderful personalities but just I couldn't help to find the right pair for them ;-(

Have a wonderful weekend to all and JBH, may you find what you are looking for soon ;-)

G'luck.

Cheers!

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"I am sorry if my presence intimidates you, I never meant to do that. I am just being me but for that I am not sorry!"

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 14:09
anonymous

I meant Nib of course just so there is no misunderstanding here lol.

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 14:08
anonymous

JBH

Speaking from a womans' point of view you had the opportunity to meet all the different personalities.

Alexa

Take no notice of him he has a chip on his shoulder and has no idea what he is talking about.

By r7• 6 Sep 2007 14:08
Rating: 4/5
r7

Bigger than mine i mean :P

N u should stop chkng me out .....

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 14:07
Rating: 4/5
Colt45

Don't you have big t1ts already...lol!!!

By r7• 6 Sep 2007 14:06
Rating: 4/5
r7

Can I join the club ??!!

By nib• 6 Sep 2007 14:00
nib

give me some then:p

By Colt45• 6 Sep 2007 13:59
Rating: 5/5
Colt45

Although you may want a woman with big hooters, you may want them to be naturals and not the plastic ones you get now... lol!!!

By anonymous• 6 Sep 2007 13:53
anonymous

From ur thoughts u seem like a very wise person, looooool.

climbing the walls-coz i miss you

By sentibhim• 6 Sep 2007 13:52
Rating: 4/5
sentibhim

When you will be 48,you will find the girl with children.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

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