TIPS for us ladies
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the biAtch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt - and a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet - I'm on it and so far I've lost 15days.
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be this - that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world - It's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation - I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot - it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
1 2. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male - He's someone else's ex boyfriend!
Now smile and tell/send this to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from work that might need a reason to smile.
there is a little distance is good between two of lovers.
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share your life with me as YOU and I are different:)
or nothing related to this thread anyway (apologies azi) - how's the job hunt going?
And look out for that great big spider under the bed.
Call me Maninibat!
It's me - I posted something that no-one other than the reader of my book would understand.
So I'm going to go to bed, now, and refresh my brain cells (what's left of them!)
kissie kissie hug hug
Oh God, I'm regressing...
Damn, one of the overhead lights just blew - and NOT in my head !
I'm out of practice aren't I.
Call me Maninibat!
I posted it above, in this thread! Maybe out of context it got lost.
PM it me.
BTW, I don't care if someone is good with colours or not.
Call me Maninibat!
but it was the 'nodding' inference in the quote from my book which made me giggle and may not be too PC
There is no offence in calling someone as jolly as as a handbag full of rainbows.
Or describing someone as; so jolly he jumps over puddles.
Call me Maninibat!
it was just a quote from a book I'm reading, and made me giggle. Don't make me say things here I will regret, PLEASE lol
Does that mean the meaning has gone full circle?
Call me Maninibat!
All the gays I know are very jolly. :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Extract from an amusing book I'm reading:
"Helen once worked with an Indian man who mistranslated 'gays' as 'Jolly Boys'. It caught on so much that nearly everyone I know - including my gay friends - now refer to gay men as 'Jolly Boys'. And always said in an Indian accent. The logical conclusion is that lesbians are 'Jolly Girls', also said in an Indian accent"
:D Gotta love it.
the guys we meet that are boyfriend material are already taken...whehehehe
we call him a "jerk"...just kidding
if u get a boy he will never be ur dream 'guy' anymore..
and one thing more. whenever a boy cant get a girl he calls her 'biatch' so whenever a girl cant get a boy.. is he gay??:)
Ya...it does. :P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
gypsy - Gays don't hang out in public here. But me and corne hang out in public. That proves something :)
So you're saying you're gay Charan?
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Good morning
Gypsy - Sha used to hang out with me a lot in the past (:
Corne you're hanging out with me and my friends too much. :P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Thanks for the offer but I got enough friends and babies (right, jaxs?)to keep me company...
either he's gay or he has another girlfriend tucked away somewhere. He might be the boyfriend of (y)our dreams coz that's where he'll gonna be...he's someone else's boyfriend...lol
That was disgusting :D naughy
Crazy Frog
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On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait....without you
Actually Frog, the worst is him being another guy's boyfriend! lol
Remember every good looking; sweet, single male - He's someone else's ex boyfriend!
What a pessimistic view :D
The worst is him being someone else's boyfriend ( - the ex ) lol
Crazy Frog
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On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait....without you
I can give u company if u r feeling lonely...
Remember, if a guy's really nice, understanding, and nowhere near being a jerk...he's probably gay :P