The Mommy Test
(even the kids get it!!)
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly!" I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
LOLOLOLOLOl!!! very good!
*entering back here*...i'm all geared up for TCOM, in case he will dang my head, pull my ear or something coz of that comment..lol
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in case there's a breeze.. lol
TCOM..that's the only thing they know..:P *pulling my skirt up to run away as fast as i could*...
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I am sure Father will tell the bee story
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Nice answer…. you are indeed a smart Mommy..lol kids are always full of questions. when my lil boy was 4 or 5, I was fed up answering his questions, they mostly ask moms than dads. Dads are normally their super heroes...because of their muscle power.
When we were kids when we ask something, my mom used to tell me, its been like that from your great grandmothers days, we never asked such questions we just listened to our parents..lol Nowadays we cant get away without giving a logical explanation.
now wait what will the daughter will say to his father..:D
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trust u to come up with jokes like this ..... hehehehh
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.