How divorces happen...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."*
loool so much for it being hypothetical :P
but, one will want her men has a normal marriage if she is true love for him,even when she will leave the world or him.
anyway, take it as a jok :)
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share your life with me as we are different:)
me is taking a chill pill at the moment
I understand very well .. i was just replying to someone who started to take it seriously ..
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
why does everyone go into serious mode on the 'funnies' forum?
over-analysis = paralysis
Wife suspected her husband of having an affair she cooked up this story to trap him
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
not her soul but her ghost may be around u:)
If i were him ... I will never replace my wife even if she died .. cuz i believe that her soul will be always around me .. taking a good care of me .. and that will hurt her a lot .. Love is something that people has really lost in this life ..
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
asking her husband what would he do if she died.
What did she expect him to do? die with her? bury the diamonds with her?
Man these woman always talk about materialistic stuff. like this one wanted to know what would her husband do with the jewellery and her freakin golf clubs and her car.
She never asked about their children.
Dude bury the clubs and the car and the jewellery with her so that she can enjoy them when she is dead
(No wonder I am single and I intent to stay single)
VERY smart wife! lol
It’s always a good idea to provoke them for disclosing some secrets...