JUST RELAX !!!!!!!!

Woman complaining to dentist: It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby
>than have a tooth removed.
>Dentist: Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.
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>85 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
>On their first night both were crying. Why?
>Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything
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>A kid asked the priest, "Father, what is your pastime?"
>The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied, "Nun, my child, nun".
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>An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
>"Your name plz"
>"mohammad "
>"Sex?"
>"Six times a week!!"
>"No, no, I mean male or female!"
>"Doesn't matter, sometimes camel"
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>Twins were born to a sardarji. He could not sleep for the whole night.
>Why? He kept wondering who is the father of the second child!!
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>Teacher : What do you want to become?
>Lil Johnny : Doctor!!
>Teacher : Why?
>Lil Johnny : 'Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to
>take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.