Bhai Ka Resume:Latest Updated
Bhai Ka Resume:Latest Updated
Bhai Ka Resume
Pakya Bhai Supariwala urf Yeda Khopadi
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences ) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers
and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal
efforts"
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object
Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and
mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay , June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style
killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in
crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.
References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
chalo bhai -- roti shoti kha loon. good bye say bad boy.
lol fr i wouldnt dream of hiting your head with a hammer!!
what if the blow actually set your head right? ROFL!!!
thats a risk i cant take..
to take away QL s most promising entertainer
noooo....!
do it right - the first time!
not all of them hj.. only a few.. only a few !
do it right - the first time!
cqm to be now run to get hammer. he to be break my head. but if all girlz to be believe him now he to be break his own head.
hj --- i to be say gali only to my jigrees. cqm is another jigree.
raj is saying that all girlz on QL are sisters of CQM
cqm say 'sab ma behene hay' now to be again translate.
tusi cha gaye ho...cqm nu bagherat keh ke
novi..he s saying "cqm is a great guy...."lol
do it right - the first time!
sorry i shall talk in english next time
cqm begherat hay ----- now to be translate to novita pls.
Thank you for translating. Will have to ask you again next time they converse in Hindi.
Yes English pls ...
relax novi hjsarwar is just saying to raj "talk to me..why are you talking only to novita..."
i agree with you....english please hj.do it right - the first time!
madam novita you to be right for dance. into my village there to be monkey man. he to be play drum --- dug dugee -- monkey to be dance. i now think all girls play ---- dug dugee ---- i to be dance.
"sale tu mere sath baat kar tu novita ke pichhoo par hi gaya ha"
----> English please ...
hj why you to be feel chilly hot. how many sister you to be have here ??? tell tell.
i imagining Raj dancing on the bollywood movie :D
madam alexaji --- i to be run front and girl to be run back also to happen ---- but when i jogging on corniche. hey hey hey !!!!
sale tu mere sath baat kar tu novita ke pichhoo par hi gaya ha
this is hillarious ... lol ...
che che !!!!! novita madam again you to be ask same to same question. i to be say i real not ghost. i to be ask ask all into my office they to be all say you to be real. wait i to be ask again my colleague ---- okay i am to be real.
i to be believe you real, i to be forgive to be asking you real.
Cross my mind are you for real ??? :D
hj alexa ji not to take dirty boy with black nosey come by nose as baby.
novita77 where we go i to be here. but now i to be feel today i to be get kill.
alexa ji what you to be meaning depend on me ???? i to be always follow girl. i to be run back they to be run front.
here we go again ...
alexa anti if u love freiendraj as a mother then i am also like ur son coz raj is my friend
into my village people say --- when girl to be say good good raj ---- she to be kill you next.
arre bap re ----- bhagoooo ------meaning oh my father ------- runnnnnn
alexaji hello !!! i to be say to beloved friend hj ------ bhai (mafia) salams you. also after to sing song about mafia movie. it is to be subcontinent tease you not to be have many interest.
hj bhai log ka salam.
aate jaate hu ae me sabpe nazar rakhta hoon
naam abdul hay mera kya !!!
currently there is no job available coz we select on merit and we have better option then ur brother.
sorry
regards
Mafia Team
sicily
Italy