As I've Matured...
As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn
gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof,
to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan
will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger
without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear;
it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things,
and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus,
and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price
to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time
when something isn't working in your house,
one of your kids did it
I've learned that there is a fine line
between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
Pass this along to 5 friends...
trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough!
i've learned that there are lots of things left for me to learn...and that i matured without really "maturing"...:P
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I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
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I laughed when I read the part about jackasses and pains in the asses...so true...lol
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. .-Bertrand Russell
But I think I am not matured enough because, I still need to have an extra pull to have the most of the blanket ;-)
Cheers!
*** I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. M. Twain***
never had a bedfellow those days lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
married life in late 40s........:)
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
Jauntie, when I was with my ex we did the same thing. :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
and topics......one usually comes over it after 28th;P
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
tcom dont tell me u have never enjoyed a double blanket .......lol
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy it.
Damn Straight :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
actually some years ago I bought 2 duvets for our double bed - it's better than fighting for possession of ONE :P
You don't remember the days before duvets when, if you turned over in bed, you took all the sheets/blankets with you and off your bedfellow?
to cut the blanket in half t_coffee due to this:(
Life is too short and if u r not living on the edge then u r taking up too much space.
what has good things to do with blankets
I've learned that one good turn
gets most of the blankets.
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
sorry about that - but it amused me (a bit)