"I Will Survive" (remix)

starseed
By starseed

YOU KNOW THE SONG

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've
brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those big blue Jeans!

Go on now - go! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
___________________________________________________

This is for all you cool chicks, and all the dude's who can handle this new remix! :)

By Murali• 26 Oct 2007 10:22
Murali

Good one

By Scarlett• 26 Oct 2007 10:16
Scarlett

I need to get my tea and breakfast before its lunch time!!! lol

By owen• 26 Oct 2007 10:13
owen

hmmmmm...:D it's still morning right?...:D :D *out out out owen..out* lol

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By Scarlett• 26 Oct 2007 10:10
Scarlett

always reminds me of those old Mazda commercials...

and the mazda goes......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2007 08:33
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

That song has to do with Viagra right?

My Confession Booth is open for lust conversations....

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

Abba, Abba, Padre!

By Lisa1004• 26 Oct 2007 01:06
Lisa1004

Too funny Starseed. I don't know where you get these things but keep 'em coming. Your posts usually give me a laugh during the day.

Lisa

By starseed• 26 Oct 2007 00:34
Rating: 2/5
starseed

^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*^>*

If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss

By Hummers_rock• 26 Oct 2007 00:26
Hummers_rock

Very funny...oh, fruit is also a women's best friend :p

'Our freedom is but a light that breaks through from another world'

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