Marriage Chores
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the washing-up and clean the entire house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the washing-up was done and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, washing-up and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the washing-up all done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said that he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, the washing-up done, lawn mown, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but! by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to make himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and ring a landscape-gardener.
Paul, were any cat mishandled during the filming of your signature ?
Good one
What ever you are comfy with LOL !
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No accounting for taste - afriad I'm a oldie but goldie and not quire sure black suits me how about red??
Lucky you, a male slave !!
Think of the possibilties !
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I have had an offer here in Doha of having a real life male slave - outside inside wherever I would have liked lol - quite kinky I would say.
angry - well
some do some don't, however ,I was imagining myself in black leather gear waving a whip around lol.
I'm Yorkshire born and bred!!
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Anybody here from Yorkshire????
What ever floats your boat as they say !!
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Actually some people have informed me that some husbands actually like it ?
They breed them tough enough not to take any **** from men !!
I should know !! Having been married to one !!
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Good moorning, as you can see it is a serious thing as according to the post (which is a joke) one in three get beaten lol.
Not really, however, the above post does make a change and serves for a good laugh.
Tis peculiar how we laugh about husbands being beaten by there wives. Its a serious problem in some relations.
Canarybird grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you're still on that wife beating :DDD
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
Good Morning,
I have heard it too in another combination but it still makes me laugh -so much for wife beating. lol
better do something before things totally get out of OUR control
Asides it is a good one
I HAVE heard it before, but it still makes me smile :o)