Who's Yo Daddy?
The following are all replies that certain women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's Yo Daddy? These are some excerpts from the forms:
Be sure to check out number 11. It takes 1st prize, and number 3 is runner Up.
1. Regarding, the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.
8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time ... Well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you f#rt.
.. usually us tax payers, somewhere down the line, pay for all this kind of thing. Not just scary, unjust..
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
My sister used to work in a lab where they did DNA testing. Well, their biggest money maker was paternity tests. The fathers were never too hard to find - 90% of them were in the local prison. So the child support was paid at the expense of the taxpayers while "dad" did his time. Of course this was on top of the welfare, food stamps, Wick program, etc.,etc., etc......
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. -------- great
Maybe the Mango ate your baby???
You can't teach experience...
Scarlett
I met once this crazy female in Georgia in a thrift store, bragging about her four children from four different fathers and her substantial monthly alimony for each child. She had more gold and silver in her mouth and arms, and her kids look like rag's. Full of buggers and real dirty.
This old church lady told her, while waiting on the line next to the cashier, that she should be shame of herself and better be off to the state and the peoples taxes, to just be sterile and quit being a burden to the social services. Just quit fornicating and living a life of lust.
If you brag so much about your children, Why are you using food stamps?
Take some of that gold and silver and pawn it for your own good. You are not a real mother, but just a social parasite hiding behind her kids excuse.
Most of the time, for this kind of response, is a good excuse for fighting or killing. The truth was that everyone was completely mute about it and the crazy female walk away in shame.
The rumor was that she used to work in a strip club downtown and got pregnant all four times while working there.
Honestly that is going on quiet a bit in my state, Lots and lots of single mothers. What gets me is the famous phrase they use: Is my baby boy or girls Dad! and DAD IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND!
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
randy ol geezer!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
same day..kept seeing this one guy listed as father on at least 3 different children's birth certificate...different mothers, all the kids in kindergarten..thought that crossed my mind was..soohoooooo this guy must be SOMETHING...Time goes by...and one day, i am in the office doing paperwork with the principle and this OLD man walks in..states his name and I about dropped my jaw on the floor...it was the guy on ALL those birth certificates..he was about 5 ft tall, stooped and maybe 110 years old...After he left, I told the principle about all the kids he'd fathered and he just laughed at me...said yep...and that guy's only about 25 years old, Scarlett...just has worn himself out...
can just imagine... eeeeek!! :))
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
wheni had to register kiddos for kindergarten in this very poor district. I was new teacher, all of 21, naieve...and had this one mother come up to me and hand me the birth certificate..I noticed there was no fater listed so asked her if she had the name (ok, so I wasn't well educated in the ways of the world!). She says..."hm well it was a saturday night, so it mighta been Joe, or it mighta been Tommy or it mighta been..." so which I just almost yelled..NEVERMIND!!! I'll leave it blank!