Brokeback Mountain II .. ?
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a pretty young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?".
He replied, “Well I've spent my whole life:
Breaking colts,
working cows,
going to rodeos,
fixing fences,
pulling calves,
bailing hay,
doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn,
fixing flats,
working on tractors,
feeding my dogs,
So I guess I am a cowboy”.
She said, “I'm a lesbian:
I spend my whole day thinking about women.
A soon as i get up in the morning, i think about women.
I think about making love to women every day and night.
When i shower, i think about women.
When i watch tv, i think about women.
I even think about women when i eat.
It seems that everything make me think of women”.
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later a man sat down on the other side of the bar, across from the old cowboy. He asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The old cowboy replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian…”
It wasnt the homosexual relationship in the film that bothered me, it was just really really really really really boring.
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I'm a lesbian also.
:)
i finish watching that film, but will not watch another sequel if ever..lol
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Do not remind me of Brokeback mountain! Ekkkkhhhh! I couldn't even finish the movie!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Nice one, very funny.
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