Scene in a Bar

A single man orders 3 drinks and wants all the 3 glasses on the table.
Bartender suggests him to drink one at a time as the other 2 glasses will become warm etc etc

Person replies that he has 2 brothers, one each in England and USA and they are very close to each other. He further explains, when ever we feel alone we have drinks together. As we live far from each other, this is the way we feel together.

After few months, he asks for only 2 drinks.
On hearing that the entire bar with regulars stop talking and all talk in whispers.

After some time of pin drop silence, the bartender approaches him and conveys condolences for the loss of his one brother.

The person replies... dont worry. It's nothig like what you guys think. Actually I have quit drinking but wanted to be with my brothers.