SMALL JOKE 4 [M12]
Different Types of Women [m12]
HARD-DISK Woman : She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman : She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman : Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman : They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman : She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman : Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman : Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman : She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman : She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman : Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman : Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...
enjoy.have a nice day!
M12
lol very cute indeed....
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
• Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
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sure ;)
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool jokes.lol
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and even men r incomplete without woman and vice versa
but boys r complete without girls and vice versa ;)
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"
lolz..damn it!!
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates ?
Gal answered : night rates !, they r costlier than day.
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lolz
Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed him,then he leave.
After a little time he come back. His wife asks him why u come back ?. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"
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LOL nice. Thanks Especially the last one.