Things Girls should know about Guys...

May you live as long as you want to;

May you want to as long as you live.

If I'm asleep when you want to, wake me;

If I'm awake and don't want to, make me.

Here's to you, I'm glad that I metcha,

And now that I met you, I'm glad that I letcha,

And now that I letcha, I betcha I'd letcha again.

Here's to the drink that creates fire,

Here's to the drink that creates desire.

Not the kind that burns down shanties,

But the kind that burns down panties.

Here's to the qirl in the little red shoes,

She drinks my liquor, she drinks my booze.

She has no cherry but that's no sin,

She has the box the cherry came in.

Here's to the girl dressed in black,

She's dressed so fine, there's nothing to slack.

She feels so fine and kisses so sweet,

She makes things stand, that have no feet.

Here's to an hour of sweet repose,

Turn to tummy and toes to toes,

Then after an hour of such delight,

It's fanny to fanny for the rest of the night.

Now that I'm old and feeble,

And pilot light is out;

What used to be my sex appeal is now my waterspout.

I used to be embarrassed to make the thing behave,

For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave.

But now I'm getting old and it gives me the blues,

To have the thing hang down and watch me tie my shoes.

God made little boys, made them out of string,

He had a little left, made a little thing.

God made little girls, made them out of lace,

He ran a little short, and left a little space

May you live as long as you want to;

May you want to as long as you live.

If I'm asleep when you want to, wake me;

If I'm awake and don't want to, make me.

Here's to you, I'm glad that I metcha,

And now that I met you, I'm glad that I letcha,

And now that I letcha, I betcha I'd letcha again.

Here's to the drink that creates fire,

Here's to the drink that creates desire.

Not the kind that burns down shanties,

But the kind that burns down panties.

Here's to the qirl in the little red shoes,

She drinks my liquor, she drinks my booze.

She has no cherry but that's no sin,

She has the box the cherry came in.

Here's to the girl dressed in black,

She's dressed so fine, there's nothing to slack.

She feels so fine and kisses so sweet,

She makes things stand, that have no feet.

Here's to an hour of sweet repose,

Turn to tummy and toes to toes,

Then after an hour of such delight,

It's fanny to fanny for the rest of the night.

Now that I'm old and feeble,

And pilot light is out;

What used to be my sex appeal is now my waterspout.

I used to be embarrassed to make the thing behave,

For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave.

But now I'm getting old and it gives me the blues,

To have the thing hang down and watch me tie my shoes.

God made little boys, made them out of string,

He had a little left, made a little thing.

God made little girls, made them out of lace,

He ran a little short, and left a little space

Collards is green,

My dog's name is Blue

And I'm so lucky

To have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk

A-flapping in the breeze.

Softer than Blue's

And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,

Which excite me in May.

You ain't got no scales

But I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry

Jist a-fry'n in the pan.

Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"

Right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,

For which I am proud;

I hold my head high

When we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,

When you shave under yore arms,

Well, I'm in hawg heaven,

And awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,

They all want to know,

What I did to deserve

Such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape

Yo're there fer yore man,

To patch up life's troubles

And fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug

A-buzzin' overhead.

You ain't mean like those far ants

I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth

Like a plaid flannel shirt,

You spark up my life

More than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight

Like a padded gunrack,

My life is complete;

Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,

Like the best vinyl sidin'.

Despite all the years,

Yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie

With a RC cold drank,

We go together

Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate

For Valentine's Day;

They git it at Wal-Mart,

It's romantic that way.

Some men git roses

On that special day

From the cooler at Kroger.

That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds

From a flea market booth.

"Diamonds are forever,"

They explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,

These won't do.

Cause yore too special,

You sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,

Without taste nor odor,

More useful than diamonds......

IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

lupet oh, talagang nilagay whole body pic sa 1x1. or 0.5x0.5 pa ata..

lolz.

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PEACE NOT WAR FOR 2008!

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Now that we both know

the

opposite sex

is grief's retail outlet -

And you won't spit on my

grave,

in case something grows -

Now that I've taken the fly off my

neck

I wore when I heard your husband say

he wouldn't hurt one,

Now

we're both angry as cornered pacifists

because forever didn't last

long

enough for me to get

my shoes and socks back on....

I'll admit - that

when I cooked,

and we were short of vinegar

- I just used Windex.

One look, and I want desperately

to take your

breath away for a dirty weekend.

When I glimpse down your blouse, my

heart pounds

like two deaf cats tap-dancing on an old wash-tub.

This

isn't just love, for when my soul falls into your eyes

I know that on the

great sweater of life,

I've found another fuzz-ball like myself.

Someone who wouldn't look at a print

of Da Vinci's "Last Supper",

and

ask what a table like that would cost,

nowadays.

Someone who knows that

love

isn't what you have to do

if you can't find your TV Guide

anywhere.

My memories of you go by

like rows of butterflies on crutches.

We were the blind desperately unbuttoning the blind,

lost in the blur of the forbidden.

Until your voice, like the shock of cold chicken,

ripped my heart out

and beat it like a seal pup,

into your front porch.

Suddenly, my life was invaded

by a drunken synchronized-swim team of emotions...

As the book of my soul began to fill with coffee rings.

Now I know that my life is a only metaphor,

for something infinitely worse -

But your cruelty can never keep its freshness.

One day, your beauty too, will be gone

like lost socks from a dryer.

buttercup:

umm... see? u hurt red pope feelings..

red pope:

yap you are correct, "ate" is like a respect in older guys/gals.

don't worry, buttercupryle is just sad because she is going home tomorrow to our country and she don't know if she will come back or not.. sad eh? :(

maybe you can cheer her up! :)

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PEACE NOT WAR FOR 2008!

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OK, I'll stand down.

Is strange for somebody that is Filipino descendant, 25 years old and single does not want to be called ATE? For what I understand, in the Filipino culture is a form of respect towards each other.

Unfortunately some people are more receptive to their age, status than their culture concepts...

Sorry for calling you ATE...

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

you want to call you a different name too?

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

ATE diva?

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

Ate ka dyan!

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

Wasup ATE? Should I called you my ancient diva? LOL

wThe Red Pope of Qatar Living

25 lang po ako..

amf!

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

ilang taon ka na ba ? 26 lng ako e..

Pm me nlng sa answer. :)

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PEACE NOT WAR FOR 2008!

I hate you guys!!

Stop calling me ate..coz both of you are older than me..

excuse me..

lol..

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

Hmmm I don't know how much of this is true, I mean :

"Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never

mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out."

"Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant."

"If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl."

Do guys really think that much? I thought girls are the ones who over-think stuff and analyze everything; whereas, guys are more laid back? Guys, what do u think ?

And...

"When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." "

Can't it mean sometimes that he really just want to be left alone ?

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield

well.. if you don't like my post.. tell it to this dude who made it..

http://www.createblog.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t83863.html

i'm sooo Out of HERE..

O_o

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Turno En Contra..

dheng, pre, ok lng yun. madami kse dito mhilig mng-asar kaya ganun. pag bago ka dito ganun ang binyag syo kse di ka pa nila kilala. pro pg tumagal friends mo n din mga yan.. uy di ko sinabi n maniac yung pic mo ha, kse natawa lng me sa comment ni ate butter.

at ska starstuck pla ha, hehe nakakatuwa comment ni ate butter,

dream, believe, survive.. star circle quest..

anyway, pag tumagal ka dito mngaasar ka na din. lol.

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PEACE NOT WAR FOR 2008!

anyway.. i guess, this site is like other typical forums, full of sarcastic and rude people like those people who commented unacceptable.

but i let you do such a thing if thats make you happy, i hope you're satisfied.

and one more thing, and i just can't stop reacting with the remarks you've given. you see, as i was reading all the post that remarked by you, i thought you were a sensible and wise man. and this thread proved it wrong. i've never realized that creating a post like this could make you a flamboyant homosexual, pedophile, and has Aids.... i wasn't able to learn that at school, maybe i was absent then.. ^_^

HAPPY new YEAR!

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Turno En Contra..

Starstruck..

Dream..

Believe ..

Survive..

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

very well.. i will take that advice dude.. besides, it tortures me everytime i react on this silly things.

i'm still enjoying my stay even if they mock me..

Happy new year to all.. >_<

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Turno En Contra..

Nothing to get serious about pal.

its just a jungle zone every one here is teasing each other. Nothing personal so dont mind any one.

Just enjoy ur stay.

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anyway.. i will remove my pic now Dandy, thanks for that very nice suggestion.. i just thought people here are being true to themselves that's why i put my real photo.. i guess, this site is like other typical forums, full of sarcastic and rude people like those people who commented unacceptable.

but i let you do such a thing if thats make you happy, i hope you're all satisfied.

and one more thing, and i just can't stop reacting with the remarks given by Pope. you see, as i was reading all the post that remarked by you, i thought you were a sensible and wise man. and this thread proved it wrong. i've never realized that creating a post like this could make you a flamboyant homosexual, pedophile, and has Aids.... i wasn't able to learn that at school, maybe i was absent then.. ^_^

to Darude, thanks for that remarks. i am really glad that you were not the same with the Pope. you really rock dude.

and for ate Buttercup.. yan ung entry pic ko ng sumali ako sa Starstruck.. hahaha..

HAPPY new YEAR to all!

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Turno En Contra..

Red_Pope who?

dhangqatar?

we'll he's my fellow countryman..

I will not tell any negative things..

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

I'm cool, like the weather...

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

Buttercupy

In reference to your last replied to me. I ask you the following:

What do you think he is?

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

Darude

For someone to write some crap like this has to bipolar and homosexual..

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

hahahaha. i keep laughing at this thread because of your post like you like lesbos.. and now red pope..

i though he is your bestfriend when bashing people here?

inaano ka din ni ate butter, o? hehe joke lng..

ate buttercup, mukha bang maniac yung pic ni dheng now?

natawa ako sa "change your post".. hahaha.

and how did you know tell me seriously that he is homosexual??? where and when did you meet him,

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The partner of darude in crime has arrive.. hehehe.

long time no chat here in qatarliving..pope?

where u been?

"PEACE NOT WAR"

change your pose kse..

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

lol..

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

hahaha. oo madami tlga dito ganyan. kaya dapat mambara ka din pag nng-aano sila. at tama ka nmn e, post mo to kaya wag sila mangialam..at ska copy paste nga e, dba sa emaillng nmn nkuha mga to. lol.

"PEACE NOT WAR"

Red_Pope I don't think he's like that..

be nice to him..

:)

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

Things Girls should know about Guys with the name Mr. dhengqatar is one flamboyant homosexual, pedophile, and has Aids....

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

d ko mapigilan eh, kakainis, iba talaga, kala mo matalino amf.. tawagin ba namang moron.. hayz.. pinagbigyan ko lang si ate buttercup, kc cnabi ko magpost ako regarding dito.. anyways.. d naman ako nakikipag away, I just reacted righfully right? O_o

hehehe

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Turno En Contra..

all perverts are here in this topic no no i am not was just kidding :?

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oo nga inaaway ka pre. bawal pikon dito ha.

"PEACE NOT WAR"

ate pagtanggol moko.. inaaway ako ni jdylan oh..

huhuhu

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Turno En Contra..

is this true?

memorized ir by heart?

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

lolz.. nice one jdylan, I juz hope you read the threads rules and regulations and get your ass out of this thread. Besides, I juz copy-paste the threads content to get even with girls (if you have read "Things Guys should know about Girls".

I don't need your opinion about this, if you don't like it, you have your right and make a new lists if you want.

Keep your brain inside dude, its says "Things Girls should know about Guys", so it is about girls. What do you think.

One more thing, do you think moron is enough to describe me, imbecile or idiot is more stronger word if you want to mock me.

Anyways, I'm not looking for rival, I just can't stop replying on your mail, besides, its 5:18am?? Maybe your still dreaming... Good night dude!

Peace out!

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Turno En Contra..

I think this guy has too much time on his hands. Maybe if he spent less time on opinionated lists, he would have a girlfriend to take up that extra time.

Define "slut". Male slut or female slut? A slut is a person who enjoys sex and has a lot of partners, right? Why hate someone because they enjoy sex and like variety? You are a moron, dhengqatar.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

I don't thinks so,,,,,!!!!!!

and who hates sluts?????!!!!!!!

the rest is FANTASTIC

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There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.

You know what ? uh....never mind. (To no guy in particular -- He he).

There is too many lists today in QL.

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

hehe. the first two comments are funny.

I like lesbos :D

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i love sluts