Proper insults
OK, Thou droning spur-galled canker-blossoms ....Let's improve the quality of our insults towards one another by invoking the language of Shakespere:
Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": :P
Column >>>> Column 2>>>> Column 3
artless >>>> base-court >>>> apple-john
bawdy >>>> bat-fowling >>>> baggage
beslubbering >>>> beef-witted >>>> barnacle
bootless >>>> beetle-headed >>>> bladder
churlish >>>> boil-brained >>>> boar-pig
cockered >>>> clapper-clawed >>>> bugbear
clouted >>>> clay-brained >>>> bum-bailey
craven >>>> common-kissing >>>> canker-blossom
currish >>>> crook-pated >>>> clack-dish
dankish >>>> dismal-dreaming >>>> clotpole
dissembling >>>> dizzy-eyed >>>> coxcomb
droning >>>> doghearted >>>> codpiece
errant >>>> dread-bolted >>>> death-token
fawning >>>> earth-vexing >>>> dewberry
fobbing >>>> elf-skinned >>>> flap-dragon
froward >>>> fat-kidneyed >>>> flax-wench
frothy >>>> fen-sucked >>>> flirt-gill
gleeking >>>> flap-mouthed >>>> foot-licker
goatish >>>> fly-bitten >>>> fustilarian
gorbellied >>>> folly-fallen >>>> giglet
impertinent >>>> fool-born >>>> gudgeon
infectious >>>> full-gorged >>>> haggard
jarring >>>> guts-griping >>>> harpy
loggerheaded >>>> half-faced >>>> hedge-pig
lumpish >>>> hasty-witted >>>> horn-beast
mammering >>>> hedge-born >>>> hugger-mugger
mangled >>>> hell-hated >>>> joithead
mewling >>>> idle-headed >>>> lewdster
paunchy >>>> ill-breeding >>>> lout
pribbling >>>> ill-nurtured >>>> maggot-pie
puking >>>> knotty-pated >>>> malt-worm
puny >>>> milk-livered >>>> mammet
qualling >>>> motley-minded >>>> measle
rank >>>> onion-eyed >>>> minnow
reeky >>>> plume-plucked >>>> miscreant
roguish >>>> pottle-deep >>>> moldwarp
ruttish >>>> pox-marked >>>> mumble-news
saucy >>>> reeling-ripe >>>> nut-hook
spleeny >>>> rough-hewn >>>> pigeon-egg
spongy >>>> rude-growing >>>> pignut
surly >>>> rump-fed >>>> puttock
tottering >>>> shard-borne >>>> pumpion
unmuzzled >>>> sheep-biting >>>> ratsbane
vain >>>> spur-galled >>>> scut
venomed >>>> swag-bellied >>>> skainsmate
villainous >>>> tardy-gaited >>>> strumpet
warped >>>> tickle-brained >>>> varlot
wayward >>>> toad-spotted >>>> vassal
weedy >>>> unchin-snouted >>>> whey-face
yeasty >>>> weather-bitten >>>> wagtail
thou bootless ill-nurtured hedge-pig
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thou reeky dizzy-eyed nut-hook
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Rob Styles is a vain ill-nurtured boar-pig
aaaarghhhhhhhh...........
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Why, it's a flying Dane!!
thou saucy fly-bitten baggage :D
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'Pated' refers to the head and 'Knotty' as in the texture of knotted wood/bark on trees.
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.
thou currish reeling-ripe flirt-gill ;)
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yeasty fen-sucked death-token
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thou lumpish hell-hated malt-worm
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To go with your avitar:
Thou unmuzzled, doghearted wagtail
:)
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.
thou gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
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thou useth the "P" word...we shall have to cross out thy verbage with a severe black marking pen...Forsooth...I think I have strained a brain cell on this..ow...
... thou puking, tickle-brained pignut!
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth
Oh DaRuDe thou art a burly-boned weather-bitten coxcomb!
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.
the severe one's are missing.
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huzzah, now we can bad-mouth each other without being worried of getting blocked by QTel,,,
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Why, it's a flying Dane!!