Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

Khanan
By Khanan

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back"

By anonymous• 13 Feb 2008 11:38
anonymous

 

 

fit ye deen - what are you doing

it's a braw bricht munlicht nicht the nicht - a wonderful bright moonlight night tonight. lol

By Khanan• 13 Feb 2008 11:35
Khanan

i had a scottish colleague at workplace...n he forwarded the joke to me...he told the same that how they speak....

loool

By anonymous• 13 Feb 2008 11:27
anonymous

 

 

No association with Aussi Land this is typical Scottish dialect.

By anonymous• 13 Feb 2008 11:24
anonymous

 

I am from Scotland that's what I like about it - it really is how they speak

By anonymous• 13 Feb 2008 11:23
anonymous

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I like serbian lol

By Khanan• 13 Feb 2008 11:21
Khanan

i like the scottish acsent....

By dxlxndr• 13 Feb 2008 11:18
dxlxndr

Nice Joke

By HiQatar• 13 Feb 2008 11:16
HiQatar

sounds more australian than scottish ... lolz anyway ...

By anonymous• 13 Feb 2008 11:11
anonymous

 

 

You really got the Scottish words in place. lol.

By anonymous• 13 Feb 2008 10:49
anonymous

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lol nice joke 

By DaRuDe• 13 Feb 2008 10:46
DaRuDe

yea after committing suicide how will he return the book back :D

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