Ways to Propose Her (at your own risk!!!)

  1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
 
  "You're under arrest!"
 
   (For what?)
 
 "For stealing my heart."
 
  2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
 
  3. are your legs tired?
 
  ( girl: Why?)
 
  because you have been running through my mind all day!
 
  4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
 
  5. Can you give me directions to your heart?
 
  I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
 
  6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
 
  She would say,"What are doing"
 
  respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
 
  7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
 
  "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
 
  8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
 
  9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
 
  "No" he answers.
 
  "Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"
 
  10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.
 
  11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
 
  12. Are you lost?
 
  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
 
  13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you  again?
 
  14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
 
  15. Do you have a map?
 
  I just got lost in your eyes.
 
  16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
 
  17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
 
 

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
 
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
does.

    
 
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
 

   
Prevention
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals....