pervs... they dont care

2masti,

There is another possibility..  

Ii the Chit it might be written like this.. 

"Donate this xxxx Riyals on the Charity box which is there on the Exit... " 

i remember i was sittin in hyatt plaza food court once... and suddenly this local gal in front of me shows the middle finger... i was like wat d... then i look behind i see a couple of local guys... and i was like phew it wasnt for me.. hehe.. and yeah it was the same mobile flashin thing happening there...

quite an intersting topic to read.. along with all d comments...

Hashin...it isn't just in Aust that the Indians have beaten the Aussies.....but if you count how many places the Aussies have beaten the Indians.....

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RP: The white owl is also a symbol of healing for the Suix Indian. I just like their attitude. A symbol of good luck?? I like it! i think I shall adopt that...with your blessing!

K666, Perth is a fab place...kinda like here, a city but really a large country town where your neighbours are your friends. And the hooters joke?? Thats more American I'm guessing

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Hahahha hilarious  

It's always the small things that make big differences.

Im a scotch. 

I had a trip to Perth, nice place.  I dont know WA, but could be Wonderful Aussies.

So you like owls?  do people make a lot of jokes about hooters? (linking my post back to the pervs topic) 

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  Of all the raptors bird species , The Owl has the most stealth and silent wing flapping in nature, there is no match for their stealth in flight when capturing any kind of prey. Their eye sight at night is the best of their kind.

 I grew up believing that the Owl was a symbol of good luck and prosperity. I still have a barn owl living back in my gorund states, who lives in this 20 year old Oak tree. 

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Sidney, Melbourne and Perth...

all cities... venues of Indian victories against the Aussies...

Sidney (one day final match)

Melbourne (one day league match)

Perth (third test)

Am from the largest state...WA which means wait awhile!

And you?

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Are you a miserable melbourner, a sad sidneyer or as Pert Perther?

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Ha ha ha ...love your analogy!

From the that all bad people were sent at one time...the land down under!

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 SnowyOwl where are you from?  

Also these are not 'tricks' but carefully formulated strategies.   Crafted in the male mind to appeal to the female mind - but the difference in the minds is like a fly attacking a tank,  we can try hard but often just end up not making a dent and giving ourselves a very bad headache and looking stupid.

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Red pope...let you in on a secret.....that comment purely relates to my owl, blonde and wise. I am not blonde...at least not today.

My signature is smile lots, laugh more!

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LOL

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LOL love your honesty K666. But am wondering if i haven't lived?

You guys seem to know all the tricks! Why are you still single Red pope?/ Practise some of these....a friend once told for every 10 lines he'd used, he'd score at least once!

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Well, In my hedonistic student days back in the UK I must admit that a few of us did make use of a business card making machine,  one of my friends made a card saying he was a DJ to impress the ladies and I must confess I had a business card that said I worked for an 'Adult' entertainment agency,  I even had the confidence to tell the ladies I liked that I was on a business trip to do 'casting'  - sadly my plan was not highly effective and gave up the idea after one night, a lonely night I should add.   But as is commonly said =

dont blame the player, blame the game.

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I did witness young guys; give away to the ladies,

business cards in the public bus and train stations. The fun part is that you

are thinking, that it is a regular business card, but is just a introduction of

themselves to the ladies   

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Will have to be later on tomorrow, I've already 'deposited' for today so will have to 'bake more brownies' for my romatic move - will have it recorded and posted on you tube for all to see.

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K666...LOL...let me know when you're planning your next romantic move. Would love to watch!

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Hmmm....was thinking of retiring for the night but this looks interesting!

K666, thanks back at ya

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Getting back to the 'pervs'.  If you ladies dont respond well to chiclet wrappers with mobile numbers what more can a man do?  I think this shows the great evolution of man - we have moved on from the monkey like behaviours of our ancestors and have embraced the technological innovations of mobile communication but also retained the special value of the written word,  true a number written on a chewing gum box may not be as flowing as a romantic love poem but in these busy days is it not better to save the time and get to the point quickly and efficiently.  Perhaps the monkey approach of throwing poo may be more efective - I will try this and see how I go, but think the carrefour staff will chuck me out again.

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She has a cell phone number.

She has lots of friends with cell phone numbers, I'll give you their names and numbers, so you could meet them in a blind date, like I did.

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Did your wife give you, lots of intellectual talks? 

Did you ever agree with her on anything?

Were you the boss or was she the boss in the house? 

  I'm very single and divorced.

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Snowyowl - not offended, always flattered.   I'm pretty new here too, approaching my 1st anniversary of qatar life and have to say Im finding the hospitality here great,  such diversity it makes for an exciting and intersting place full of new discovery and learning.  

Agree with you totally, no time for serious topics and heavy debate I just wanted a giggle and laugh, and reading these posts sure does that. 

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if you were serious about the invitation for tea next week... thanks a lot but sorry will be in Dubai... besides... don't want to be the bone in your grilled meat...

K666, can't agree more. In my limited time here have met alot of wonderful people, including nationals who have been to my house. Sorry if I offended, just having fun and avoiding the serious topics tonight

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if tis the tea you think is unhonourable, we can make it coffee...

Snowy Owl - Qatar is the land of the beautiful people, I am just a fortunate outsider who is allowed to hang around.    Always best to be kind to others, treat others like you would be treated yourself.

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What is unhonourable in having chit chat over tea?

i dont think she deserves that much.

but she deserves a cell phone coz she like that alot  

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Lets start with you....

Does your wife gives you, lots of intellectual talks? 

Do you ever agree with her in anything?

Are you the boss or she is the boss in the house? 

Alexa

I need an advise on those oil perfumes for ladies, not the commercial ones, but the ones, they sell in those Arabic  perfumeries stores.

 Which one will you recommend me? I want to purchase one for a special friend on her birthday?

Hashin 

Does your wife gives you, lots of intellectual talks? 

 Do you ever agree with her in anything?

Are you the boss or she is the boss in the house? 

Just curios about your relationship with your wife.

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K666...are you making a judgement on your own looks or are you being kind to others?

Hmmmm...should I get some popcorn ready for the next installment of days of our lives starring hashin?

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Me will come to that branch this week again will try my best and give you call to join me for tea with her and chit chat :D Alexa you also come

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@2masti, I grew up there too. 17 years there.

I had this girl call me once a week ago and she sounded hot and asked if another guy was there. It took 10 minutes for her to believe she had the wrong number. She thought that I was the guy but just playing with her.

I said "look, you sound really hot, in fact, I'd WANT to get to know you, but I'm telling you, you have the WRONG number!"

She finally said sorry and we all lived happily ever after. (our seperate ways of course :P)

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permission is not a must...

besides the Mrs is in Saudi and is not back till the 24th...

If I really rush it up... it will be all done and dusted before she arrives...

i did send you an email

with few cell phone number

mind it few of them are CEO's and few are Chairperson :D

now dont ask me which company ok :D 

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I see you are getting the general picture...

Darude...

now that things have gotten this far...

Do you think I need to take a token before I go down on one knee?

well guess you need to take her permission for the next to be wife then, either she will break your jaw so you never request for other wife or may be crack some thing of urs :D

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After all... even though I am happily married...

I have only 'one wife'

well bless hashin he is married :D

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LOL. Darude. Not anxious but just trying to learn how things are done. Where else but QL!

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You can write it an any language you like,  you can even add smiley faces too.

The car has to be all over dirty so they cannot see how ugly the driver is and Im too poor for window tints.

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I'm going to start selectively e-mailing  to a few QL members my business card.

Hello,

 My Name is Red_Pope

 and My confession Booth is ready for your monetary donations any time.

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they can fine him and not have to call him...

they call him only if they want to fine him AND they feel horny

Snowyowl why getting so anxious just ask me and i will send you half of QL stud numbers :D

and Hashin lets just give them a lil hint that she is a pretty cute nice Qatari gal. 

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that makes it easy for the traffic dept also to get your number and call you that you are fined for not keep your car clean.

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Hey K666, do you write in Arabic or English?

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I have no trouble getting numbers, its simple - just dont wash your car for a while, once the dirt has built up then on the back window use your finger to write into the dirt the following:

Honk if you are horny and call me on <<insert number>>

Drive around doing some crazy lane changes or wait at green lights and the honking comes easy,  you probably hear my satisfied customers when you are in traffic,  every horn honk i hear makes me feel more loved.   

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You and I both know what we are talking about... but for anyone else whos reading this... its soooooo shady!!

phone... email... company name... she.... conference... chit chat...

i dont have any problem meet her several time had chit chat went to some confrences too :D she was represnting her work place :D

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thanks a lot in advance if this works...

What are you suggesting?

Considering the topic at hand...

do you realize what you just implied?

maybe it was a husband and wife..

maybe the chit was an apology letter...

for not doing the dishes earlier in the day...

and the money was to bribe her into forgiving him

next time when you go to wakra branch give her your email you already have given her you number which is of no use so try email. :D

hey dont say the company name ok.

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Ah, so the bluetooth is the modern chiclet?

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the lady should have taken the number and handed it over to the police...

yea it does work

and if you want to see hmm there are some places.

hmm like the the market near the central market hmm city center through bluetooth by sending note. 

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Alexa, have you or anyone lese heard that it actually works?

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Yay...thanks Darude. My first number!! I feel so wanted now

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me will come and throw a garbage bin at you inside that i will write my number for you ok.

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Thanks Alexa......is there any specific reason as to why chewing gum boxes were used?

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just kidding DaRuDe... You are a gentlman...

can tell you now she has my number and i dont have her number do you call this justice. 

Alexa can i sue you plz :D 

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first time when i called few members from my number they were kinda scared :D and few never answered i had to send them txt its MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DA.

and i never do such thing for me its kinda other side i get calls :D 

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Actually somethnig similar happened to my neighbour once apparently at the souqs. One guy(i wont state nationality) offered her 1000 riyals for her services..

What is a chiclet?

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Alexa..it takes a man to know how one thinks? Maybe DaRuDe has tried this before..

Dont forget where i work got alot of these FRESH GRADUATE students joining us.

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lol..you are clever, he was covering all bases incase she didnt have credit...

No he gave her the money to buy hala card and call him from that number.

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eco savy, im assuming he was hoping for something, and he wasnt quite expecting the money to go to charity....

what about writing the the number in the chiclet chew it and then spit it out to a girl...

what does that indicate- simply curious

giving the money to charity was a good move...good on her...

whoami  i grew up in bahrain.

awesome story. Yeah that old 'waving the mobile' thing was an old thing that used to happen.

In Bahrain, guys would write their number on a chiclet box and throw it onto a girl lol

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